Without letting go of CJ's leg, Yankee Poodle aims a stream at the Tindall guy's feet.I'm impressed, that takes real talent not to mention good aim. Did you get a +2 bonus for using a natural weapon or would it be considered a ranged touch attack?
Years of progressive training. And I braced against CJ's leg for a +2 range bonus.
If your going to hump my leg then try and lick off the peanut butter from my - well you know.Hey fellow poodles! This guy's got peanut butter all over his feet. Let's help him clean it off....
pees on the Tindall's feet.
and here I thought poodles were house broken. oh well I know how to fix that. ( grabs poodle and rubs his naughty little nose in the puddle and says "bad dog") out you go. I swear it's so much responsabilty teaching an animal to be civilised.
disarms landmines and disposes of them. Cant leave those silly things about, someone could get hurt.Yap! He touches landmines! We'll sniff 'em, eat 'em, and roll in 'em, but we never carry them around.
Are you sure you're not a poodle in disguise? You have the hair for it.
No way is he really a poodle. We're much prettier than him.
pees on the Tindall some more
I took Miss September on a date. She gave me maggots.Sure. That's why I subscribe to PlayZombie - for the articles.I haven't read that chapter yet, but once I do, I'll try to post some excerpts.Zombies can read?
I know somebody that got that from a toilet seat one time.
I took Miss September on a date. She gave me maggots.Sure. That's why I subscribe to PlayZombie - for the articles.I haven't read that chapter yet, but once I do, I'll try to post some excerpts.Zombies can read?
Kinda like the Hives of March I got from...
Zombies are cool in my book.
As ever,
ACE
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I know somebody that got that from a toilet seat one time.I took Miss September on a date. She gave me maggots.Sure. That's why I subscribe to PlayZombie - for the articles.I haven't read that chapter yet, but once I do, I'll try to post some excerpts.Zombies can read?
I don't know what you're talking about.....
Welcome to my world.
I cannot give you love AZ. However, I can give you duct tape, the cure-all for the living-challenged.
DUCT TAPE! It's like The Force! It has a light side, a dark side, and it binds the universe together.
And it comes from Mitorchlorians! Umm, then again, maybe not ..
HARLOT! I saw him first!
But I own his heart!
Produces moldy lump of flesh
See?
Ladies, relax. Don't you know he comes with a horde.
One for me. One for the horde.No more love?What? You need two cults?
The horde wont do we only want YOU!.
Apparently zombie lovin is becoming popular. I have heard of an ADULT!! film called L.A.Zombie that deals with the topic of living and undead lovin. I guess it's true love knows no bounds as long as your still aminated.
You guys don't want necrophilia. We have real live girls.
