I really want to see that movie
Come for the 4e vitriol, stay for the necrophilia.
This might be the first recorded occurence of a poodle creeping out a zombie.
What do you think gives zombies their resilient cohesiveness?
Oh, thank you for that image. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go find someone who can administer a destructive headshot.This might be the first recorded occurence of a poodle creeping out a zombie.What do you think gives zombies their resilient cohesiveness?
On you, or the poodle?
I was almost afraid to step in here.
ZOMBEH!
*glomps aberzombie*
This might be the first recorded occurence of a poodle creeping out a zombie.What do you think gives zombies their resilient cohesiveness?
Where's Vomit Guy when you need him?
~laughter~ Wow! I can't believe that I am rooting for the poodle to creep out the zombie. The world IS coming to an end!
Where's Vomit Guy when you need him?
You calle.....
Mmmm. Chunky.
The fun thing about zombies is the fact that when bites and pieces start falling off you can just take out a knife and carve yourself a new hole, they dont mind really.
Hmmm....not necessarily feeling the love from some people.
AAAWWWW, was it something I said or the visual of the new hole?
Now wheres court fool, I wanna see if he's up for some zombie hunting?
runs in and humps Callous Jack's leg
*humps Callous Jack's other leg*
*humps Callous Jack's other leg*
Suddenly I had an image in my mind of calus jack with two poodles humping his let and for all the world looking like he had on a pair of really fuzzy cowboy chaps.
*humps Callous Jack's other leg*
*Patiently waits his turn*
*humps Callous Jack's other leg**Patiently waits his turn*
Whew.
I'm spent. It's all yours.
*humps Callous Jack's other leg**Patiently waits his turn*Whew.
I'm spent. It's all yours.
*licks Snarky* Thanks! *humps Callous Jack's leg*
I call shotgun! Yap!
*waits for his turn on the other leg*
jumps of Callous Jack and starts humping the leg of that Tindall guy
jumps of Callous Jack and starts humping the leg of that Tindall guy
Yap! Time to get to work!
*gets to 'work' on Callous' leg*
jumps of Callous Jack and starts humping the leg of that Tindall guy
awww the nice poodle wants to play. ok then lets play.
If your going to hump my leg then try and lick off the peanut butter from my - well you know. I like poodles there so soft and fluffy pit bulls are my favorite breed but poodles are up there.
If your going to hump my leg then try and lick off the peanut butter from my - well you know.
Hey fellow poodles! This guy's got peanut butter all over his feet. Let's help him clean it off....
pees on the Tindall's feet.
*drops a landmine on Tindall*
Hmm. That didn't clean him up, did it?
No, but it sure looks fun.
also drops a landmine on the Tindall
I haven't read that chapter yet, but once I do, I'll try to post some excerpts.
Zombies can read?
Without letting go of CJ's leg, Yankee Poodle aims a stream at the Tindall guy's feet.
If your going to hump my leg then try and lick off the peanut butter from my - well you know.Hey fellow poodles! This guy's got peanut butter all over his feet. Let's help him clean it off....
pees on the Tindall's feet.
and here I thought poodles were house broken. oh well I know how to fix that. ( grabs poodle and rubs his naughty little nose in the puddle and says "bad dog") out you go. I swear it's so much responsabilty teaching an animal to be civilised.
disarms landmines and disposes of them. Cant leave those silly things about, someone could get hurt.
Without letting go of CJ's leg, Yankee Poodle aims a stream at the Tindall guy's feet.
I'm impressed, that takes real talent not to mention good aim. Did you get a +2 bonus for using a natural weapon or would it be considered a ranged touch attack?
If your going to hump my leg then try and lick off the peanut butter from my - well you know.Hey fellow poodles! This guy's got peanut butter all over his feet. Let's help him clean it off....
pees on the Tindall's feet.
and here I thought poodles were house broken. oh well I know how to fix that. ( grabs poodle and rubs his naughty little nose in the puddle and says "bad dog") out you go. I swear it's so much responsabilty teaching an animal to be civilised.
disarms landmines and disposes of them. Cant leave those silly things about, someone could get hurt.
Yap! He touches landmines! We'll sniff 'em, eat 'em, and roll in 'em, but we never carry them around.
Are you sure you're not a poodle in disguise? You have the hair for it.