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Steven Tindall wrote:
Yankee Poodle wrote:
Without letting go of CJ's leg, Yankee Poodle aims a stream at the Tindall guy's feet.
I'm impressed, that takes real talent not to mention good aim. Did you get a +2 bonus for using a natural weapon or would it be considered a ranged touch attack?

Years of progressive training. And I braced against CJ's leg for a +2 range bonus.

Scarab Sages

Shadow13.com wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
I haven't read that chapter yet, but once I do, I'll try to post some excerpts.
Zombies can read?

Sure. That's why I subscribe to PlayZombie - for the articles.


Yankee Poodle wrote:
Steven Tindall wrote:
Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
Steven Tindall wrote:
If your going to hump my leg then try and lick off the peanut butter from my - well you know.

Hey fellow poodles! This guy's got peanut butter all over his feet. Let's help him clean it off....

pees on the Tindall's feet.

and here I thought poodles were house broken. oh well I know how to fix that. ( grabs poodle and rubs his naughty little nose in the puddle and says "bad dog") out you go. I swear it's so much responsabilty teaching an animal to be civilised.

disarms landmines and disposes of them. Cant leave those silly things about, someone could get hurt.

Yap! He touches landmines! We'll sniff 'em, eat 'em, and roll in 'em, but we never carry them around.

Are you sure you're not a poodle in disguise? You have the hair for it.

No way is he really a poodle. We're much prettier than him.

pees on the Tindall some more


Aberzombie wrote:
Shadow13.com wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
I haven't read that chapter yet, but once I do, I'll try to post some excerpts.
Zombies can read?
Sure. That's why I subscribe to PlayZombie - for the articles.

I took Miss September on a date. She gave me maggots.


Bill Lumberg wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Shadow13.com wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
I haven't read that chapter yet, but once I do, I'll try to post some excerpts.
Zombies can read?
Sure. That's why I subscribe to PlayZombie - for the articles.
I took Miss September on a date. She gave me maggots.

I know somebody that got that from a toilet seat one time.


Bill Lumberg wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Shadow13.com wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
I haven't read that chapter yet, but once I do, I'll try to post some excerpts.
Zombies can read?
Sure. That's why I subscribe to PlayZombie - for the articles.
I took Miss September on a date. She gave me maggots.

Kinda like the Hives of March I got from...


Zombies are cool in my book.

As ever,
ACE

Silver Crusade

theacemu wrote:

Zombies are cool in my book.

As ever,
ACE

Long time, no see!


theacemu wrote:

Zombies are cool in my bed.

As ever,
ACE

It's the lack of body heat. But ,hey, if that floats your boat...

Scarab Sages

Casper the Brain-Eating Ghost wrote:
Bill Lumberg wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Shadow13.com wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
I haven't read that chapter yet, but once I do, I'll try to post some excerpts.
Zombies can read?
Sure. That's why I subscribe to PlayZombie - for the articles.
I took Miss September on a date. She gave me maggots.
I know somebody that got that from a toilet seat one time.

I don't know what you're talking about.....

Scarab Sages

Runs in and throws a pie in Bill Lumberg's face

For Soupy!!!!

Scarab Sages

No more love?


Welcome to my world.


Aberzombie wrote:
No more love?

You assaulted me with baked goods and you expect love?

Scarab Sages

Bill Lumberg wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
No more love?
You assaulted me with baked goods and you expect love?

But....it was for Soupy!


I cannot give you love AZ. However, I can give you duct tape, the cure-all for the living-challenged.

Scarab Sages

DUCT TAPE! It's like The Force! It has a light side, a dark side, and it binds the universe together.


Aberzombie wrote:
DUCT TAPE! It's like The Force! It has a light side, a dark side, and it binds the universe together.

And it comes from Mitorchlorians! Umm, then again, maybe not ..

Scarab Sages

Patrick Curtin wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
DUCT TAPE! It's like The Force! It has a light side, a dark side, and it binds the universe together.
And it comes from Mitorchlorians! Umm, then again, maybe not ..

But Darth Vader could still use it to choke the crap out of someone.

Scarab Sages

I can't tell the world yet of my secret love for you Aberzombie.


HARLOT! I saw him first!

Scarab Sages

Flash_LXIX wrote:
HARLOT! I saw him first!

He's only got eye sockets for me!


But I own his heart!

Produces moldy lump of flesh

See?


Ladies, relax. Don't you know he comes with a horde.

Silver Crusade

Aberzombie wrote:
No more love?

What? You need two cults?

Scarab Sages

Celestial Healer wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
No more love?
What? You need two cults?

One for me. One for the horde.


Aberzombie wrote:
Celestial Healer wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
No more love?
What? You need two cults?
One for me. One for the horde.

The horde wont do we only want YOU!.

Apparently zombie lovin is becoming popular. I have heard of an ADULT!! film called L.A.Zombie that deals with the topic of living and undead lovin. I guess it's true love knows no bounds as long as your still aminated.


Steven Tindall wrote:


Apparently zombie lovin is becoming popular. I have heard of an ADULT!! film called L.A.Zombie that deals with the topic of living and undead lovin.

Meh.

Call me where there is zombie clown porn.


You guys don't want necrophilia. We have real live girls.

Dark Archive

pointless zombie post to boost my count

Scarab Sages

Bill Lumberg wrote:

Meh.

Call me where there is zombie clown porn.

Zombie clowns are cool...

Silver Crusade

I dated a zombie clown in college.

Scarab Sages

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!

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