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Cultist of Moorluck, Fri, Oct 30, 2009, 08:40 AM

Ah, this is better. Every cult needs a temple.

Solnes' First Alias, Fri, Oct 30, 2009, 08:41 AM

She isn't going to be happy when she sees this.

Bulmahnaut #1, Fri, Oct 30, 2009, 08:48 AM

Hey, I was told there was going to be a bunch of priestesses of Calistria here.

The Seductress, Fri, Oct 30, 2009, 08:48 AM

I'm here.

Miserable Old Bitty, Fri, Oct 30, 2009, 08:49 AM

I'm here, but keep your hands off of me.

Cultist of Moorluck, Fri, Oct 30, 2009, 08:52 AM

Perfect, a human sacrifice. Approaches Miserable Old Bitty with ropes and a knife.

Kobold Cleaver, Fri, Oct 30, 2009, 08:56 AM

Yay! Moorluck must have finally gotten kicked from FawtL!
~Deciding to imitate Sharoth, KC grins and runs~

Moral Eel, Fri, Oct 30, 2009, 08:58 AM

Does it ever occur to you all that this whole thread is probably Chaotic Neutral with Evil tendencies?

Cultist of Moorluck, Fri, Oct 30, 2009, 08:59 AM

Moral Eel wrote:

Does it ever occur to you all that this whole thread is probably Chaotic Neutral with Evil tendencies?

I had figured more along the lines of Chaotic Evil with evil tendencies.

Gobble Leaver, Fri, Oct 30, 2009, 09:00 AM

*Snickers, then wolfs down a Snickers, leaving gobs of caramel and nuts on the temple floor*

Cultist of Moorluck, Fri, Oct 30, 2009, 09:01 AM

Somebody find a poodle, they will clean that up.

High Priestess of Calistria, Fri, Oct 30, 2009, 09:09 AM

I'm here.

Priestess of Moorluck, Fri, Oct 30, 2009, 09:09 AM

So am I, start the party.

Crimson Jester, Fri, Oct 30, 2009, 09:10 AM

Pam,roll

David Fryer, Fri, Oct 30, 2009, 09:13 AM

Pointless post to boost my count.

Jack of Tears, Fri, Oct 30, 2009, 09:18 AM

Meet Wicked Jack.

MoorLackey, Fri, Oct 30, 2009, 09:41 AM

Kobold Cleaver wrote:

~Deciding to imitate Sharoth, KC grins and runs~

Awww.....Look, da wittle lizard is pretending to be a real dragon. How cute.....

Horny The Leprechaun, Fri, Oct 30, 2009, 09:42 AM

*sacrifices a virgin to Moorluck*

Crimson Jester, Fri, Oct 30, 2009, 09:47 AM

Horny The Leprechaun wrote:

*sacrifices a virgin to Moorluck*

But But I wanted that@!

Horny The Leprechaun, Fri, Oct 30, 2009, 09:53 AM

Crimson Jester wrote:

Horny The Leprechaun wrote:

*sacrifices a virgin to Moorluck*

But But I wanted that@!

Too little, too late! ;)

Course, you could always sacrifice another virgin.

Cultist of Moorluck, Fri, Oct 30, 2009, 09:54 AM

Silly, we don't sacrifice virgins here. Just old bittys who are too used up to party any more.

Spoiler:

MoorLackey, Fri, Oct 30, 2009, 09:55 AM

Mmmm....virgins.

Moorluck (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber), Fri, Oct 30, 2009, 10:02 AM

Cultist of Moorluck wrote:

Silly, we don't sacrifice virgins here. Just old bittys who are too used up to party any more.

** spoiler omitted **

You are following my Dogma well. I am pleased.

Spoiler:

Moorluck (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber), Fri, Oct 30, 2009, 10:04 AM

Just one thing.... shouldn't everyone be drow? Except the ladies of course... I like some variety. ;)

Paizo the Kitten, Fri, Oct 30, 2009, 10:06 AM

Purrrrrrrrfect, do I get to eat trespassers?

Miserable Old Bitty, Fri, Oct 30, 2009, 10:18 AM

Cultist of Moorluck wrote:

Silly, we don't sacrifice virgins here. Just old bittys who are too used up to party any more.

** spoiler omitted **

Pah! I have turds older than you, little punk.

Moral Eel, Fri, Oct 30, 2009, 10:28 AM

Cultist of Moorluck wrote:

Moral Eel wrote:

Does it ever occur to you all that this whole thread is probably Chaotic Neutral with Evil tendencies?

I had figured more along the lines of Chaotic Evil with evil tendencies.

Oh dear. Ohhhhh deeear....

Very Tempermental PlantJack, Fri, Oct 30, 2009, 10:32 AM

Crimson Jester wrote:

Horny The Leprechaun wrote:

*sacrifices a virgin to Moorluck*

But But I wanted that@!

It would appear that Crimson Jester, once a significant force and leader of a thieves' guild, is now a--I gasp--cultist!
You fools can not steal the Angry Jack's Cult's main source of power. We will destroy you all. It is possible, at any rate. We may tolerate you if we are provided with a tithe. But it is not in a Angry Jack's Cultist's way to be forgiving enough to avoid annihilating any who may or may not incur his/her wrath.

Sharoth, Fri, Oct 30, 2009, 10:44 AM

Kobold Cleaver wrote:

Yay! Moorluck must have finally gotten kicked from FawtL!
~Deciding to imitate Sharoth, KC grins and runs~

~Breathes fire on Kobold Cleaver~
If you can't stand the heat, get out of the thread.
~WEG~

Crimson Jester, Fri, Oct 30, 2009, 10:45 AM

Go back to work you big silver lizard.

Kobold Cleaver, Fri, Oct 30, 2009, 11:41 AM

Sharoth wrote:

Kobold Cleaver wrote:

Yay! Moorluck must have finally gotten kicked from FawtL!
~Deciding to imitate Sharoth, KC grins and runs~

~Breathes fire on Kobold Cleaver~
If you can't stand the heat, get out of the thread.
~WEG~

Silly dragon, white dragons don't breath fire.
*Watches as Sharoth screams and runs around, on fire*

June Cleaver, Fri, Oct 30, 2009, 11:42 AM

Kobold Cleaver wrote:

Sharoth wrote:

Kobold Cleaver wrote:

Yay! Moorluck must have finally gotten kicked from FawtL!
~Deciding to imitate Sharoth, KC grins and runs~

~Breathes fire on Kobold Cleaver~
If you can't stand the heat, get out of the thread.
~WEG~

Silly dragon, white dragons don't breath fire.
*Watches as Sharoth screams and runs around, on fire*

Sweetie, are you causing trouble again? Don't make me use the car battery on you again...

Kobold Cleaver, Fri, Oct 30, 2009, 11:53 AM

June Cleaver wrote:

Kobold Cleaver wrote:

Sharoth wrote:

Kobold Cleaver wrote:

Yay! Moorluck must have finally gotten kicked from FawtL!
~Deciding to imitate Sharoth, KC grins and runs~

~Breathes fire on Kobold Cleaver~
If you can't stand the heat, get out of the thread.
~WEG~

Silly dragon, white dragons don't breath fire.
*Watches as Sharoth screams and runs around, on fire*

Sweetie, are you causing trouble again? Don't make me use the car battery on you again...

Dammit, that stupid man raised her again! *Fireballs*

Spicy Nacho Slaad, Fri, Oct 30, 2009, 12:54 PM

A blue frog man-thing enters the temple and coats the occupants in spicy nacho cheese and refried beans. He throws Jalapenos and corn chips. He gives Kobold Cleaver an extra squirt.

What good are virgins without food?

He turns and leaves.

The Masked Rogue, Fri, Oct 30, 2009, 01:00 PM

Very Tempermental PlantJack wrote:

Crimson Jester wrote:

Horny The Leprechaun wrote:

*sacrifices a virgin to Moorluck*

But But I wanted that@!

It would appear that Crimson Jester, once a significant force and leader of a thieves' guild, is now a--I gasp--cultist!
You fools can not steal the Angry Jack's Cult's main source of power. We will destroy you all. It is possible, at any rate. We may tolerate you if we are provided with a tithe. But it is not in a Angry Jack's Cultist's way to be forgiving enough to avoid annihilating any who may or may not incur his/her wrath.

What do you expect, you ate all the thieves! You can't run a guild without any members, after all.

Cultist of Moorluck, Fri, Oct 30, 2009, 01:25 PM

I'm surprised Solnes hasn't dropped in yet.

Crimson Jester, Fri, Oct 30, 2009, 01:30 PM

The Masked Rogue wrote:

Very Tempermental PlantJack wrote:

Crimson Jester wrote:

Horny The Leprechaun wrote:

*sacrifices a virgin to Moorluck*

But But I wanted that@!

It would appear that Crimson Jester, once a significant force and leader of a thieves' guild, is now a--I gasp--cultist!
You fools can not steal the Angry Jack's Cult's main source of power. We will destroy you all. It is possible, at any rate. We may tolerate you if we are provided with a tithe. But it is not in a Angry Jack's Cultist's way to be forgiving enough to avoid annihilating any who may or may not incur his/her wrath.

What do you expect, you ate all the thieves! You can't run a guild without any members, after all.

Excuse me I am not a cultist.
I run a thieves guild. sometimse you have to lay low.

Moorluck (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber), Fri, Oct 30, 2009, 03:00 PM

Cultist of Moorluck wrote:

I'm surprised Solnes hasn't dropped in yet.

She worships me in other ways. ;)

Ambrosia Slaad, Fri, Oct 30, 2009, 03:09 PM

June Cleaver wrote:

Sweetie, are you causing trouble again? Don't make me use the car battery on you again...

OK, threatening KC just pushed you from my "Maybe" list to "Definitely Doable". How do you look in a latex catsuit?

Whoreluck, Fri, Oct 30, 2009, 04:13 PM

Cool! This is my kinda thread!

Moorluck (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber), Fri, Oct 30, 2009, 04:22 PM

Ambrosia Slaad wrote:

June Cleaver wrote:

Sweetie, are you causing trouble again? Don't make me use the car battery on you again...

OK, threatening KC just pushed you from my "Maybe" list to "Definitely Doable". How do you look in a latex catsuit?

I shot him in the leg once. So you feeling randy yet? ;)

Crimson Jester, Fri, Oct 30, 2009, 04:24 PM

Moorluck wrote:

Ambrosia Slaad wrote:

June Cleaver wrote:

Sweetie, are you causing trouble again? Don't make me use the car battery on you again...

OK, threatening KC just pushed you from my "Maybe" list to "Definitely Doable". How do you look in a latex catsuit?

I shot him in the leg once. So you feeling randy yet? ;)

Why yes, but only because randi is so close.

Ambrosia Slaad, Fri, Oct 30, 2009, 04:25 PM

Moorluck wrote:

Ambrosia Slaad wrote:

June Cleaver wrote:

Sweetie, are you causing trouble again? Don't make me use the car battery on you again...

OK, threatening KC just pushed you from my "Maybe" list to "Definitely Doable". How do you look in a latex catsuit?

I shot him in the leg once. So you feeling randy yet? ;)

I'm not sure Solnes would approve, and you're supposed to be recovering.

Miserable Old Bitty, Fri, Oct 30, 2009, 04:53 PM

Moorluck wrote:

Ambrosia Slaad wrote:

June Cleaver wrote:

Sweetie, are you causing trouble again? Don't make me use the car battery on you again...

OK, threatening KC just pushed you from my "Maybe" list to "Definitely Doable". How do you look in a latex catsuit?

I shot him in the leg once. So you feeling randy yet? ;)

KEEP IT IN YOUR PANTS.

June Cleaver, Fri, Oct 30, 2009, 04:54 PM

Ambrosia Slaad wrote:

June Cleaver wrote:

Sweetie, are you causing trouble again? Don't make me use the car battery on you again...

OK, threatening KC just pushed you from my "Maybe" list to "Definitely Doable". How do you look in a latex catsuit?

As long as the catsuit can accommodate my catheter.

Ambrosia Slaad, Fri, Oct 30, 2009, 05:01 PM

June Cleaver wrote:

Ambrosia Slaad wrote:

June Cleaver wrote:

Sweetie, are you causing trouble again? Don't make me use the car battery on you again...

OK, threatening KC just pushed you from my "Maybe" list to "Definitely Doable". How do you look in a latex catsuit?

As long as the catsuit can accommodate my catheter.

{quietly moves her back to "No Thanks" list}

Cultist of Moorluck, Fri, Oct 30, 2009, 08:10 PM

This is funnier then Moorluck in a catsuit.

Ambrosia Slaad, Fri, Oct 30, 2009, 08:22 PM

Cultist of Moorluck wrote:

This is funnier then Moorluck in a catsuit.

Wow, Ann Curry is a really good dancer.

David Fryer, Fri, Oct 30, 2009, 08:24 PM

Ambrosia Slaad wrote:

Cultist of Moorluck wrote:

This is funnier then Moorluck in a catsuit.

Wow, Ann Curry is a really good dancer.

They all are.

Lord Fyre (RPG Superstar 2009 Top 32), Fri, Oct 30, 2009, 09:54 PM

I will honestly say that I am surpised that Moorluck has gained a cult following.

Now Solnes would be another matter, that I would very easily understand and ... sign up for. ;D