Why do you hate Drizzt?


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Simple question really. Keep in mind that I haven't read any of the latest trilogy yet. I never read them until the last book comes out so please, no spoilers on those.

And if you don't hate Drizzt, that's fine and feel free to say so if you'd like.


Too self-absorbed. He was all about action in the first trilogy, but he's gotten progressively more mopey and introspective since then. "Does Catti-brie love me? What about Wulfgar? What will our children look like? What is the meaning of life? Oh, I'm so alone and misunderstood." Bleh. It's gotten to the point where his freaking diary entries show up in books he's not even in! He desperately needs a therapist. I feel like I ought to be paid a hundred bucks an hour to listen to him whine!

Translation: Drizzt himself isn't so bad, but stop with the diary entries between each chapter!!!!!


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Joana wrote:

Too self-absorbed. He was all about action in the first trilogy, but he's gotten progressively more mopey and introspective since then. "Does Catti-brie love me? What about Wulfgar? What will our children look like? What is the meaning of life? Oh, I'm so alone and misunderstood." Bleh. It's gotten to the point where his freaking diary entries show up in books he's not even in! He desperately needs a therapist. I feel like I ought to be paid a hundred bucks an hour to listen to him whine!

Translation: Drizzt himself isn't so bad, but stop with the diary entries between each chapter!!!!!

I bet these won't make it into the graphic novels. Maybe that will be one of the good things about not reading them when they came out, and playing catch-up later through the graphic novels.


I don't hate Drizzt, but I stopped reading about halfway through the second present-time trilogy. (I think they were calling it Legacy of the Drow. I've never read the one about him before he meets Wulfgar, et al that I understand are actually much better.)

I just plain lost interest. Salvatore has a few writings ticks that really drive me up the wall (goofy names and goofy bit characters are not the way to win me over as a reader) but I plain did not find Drizzt compelling at a psychological case at all. I was reading the books as cheesy action novels (This is helpful for most D&D novels. Not to be down on them -I've read quite a few- but they generally aren't trying to be much more.) and that was it. When they stopped being fun, that was the end.

I seem to recall thinking that Salvatore was bored with Drizzt too, which might have shown through in the writing. I have this all third- and fourth-hand, at the least, but I understand he wanted to stop writing about Drizzt entirely and TSR wouldn't have it because Drizzt makes good money. So TSR said ok, but we're going to commission another author for the next Drizzt book then since we own the character. I very dimly recall seeing an ad for a non-Salvatore Drizzt book (in Dragon?). That seems to have changed Salvatore's mind and he was back to writing Drizzt.


Drizzt inspired a generation of fanboys who in turn felt the need to try to turn every game they played in into one of his crappy novels.


Samnell wrote:
Salvatore has a few writings ticks that really drive me up the wall

Oh, here's another thing that irks me about the books. All his Drizzt books (and it hasn't carried over to his Corona books, so it's at least partly bad copy editing at WotC) have the same two misuses of words: "grizzly" for "grisly" and "compliment" for "complement."

There's always a line about his companions "complimenting his fighting style," at which I always picture Bruenor, Catti-brie et al. sitting around watching Drizzt fight something and calling out, "Oh, Drizzt, you fight divinely! What a way to swing two scimitars! You rock!"


I'm pretty sure it is the double z's.


Drizzt, whatever you think of him, sold a lot of books. Salvatore knew his audience and gave them what they wanted. the NYT bestseller list is a good barometer of what Drizzt did for the people who read it, not to mention TSR.

Was it great literature? Well, not like Hemingway, or something. That's not the point. Readers were entertained by a fantasy that they bought and read over and over again. It's the nerd's version of Harlequin romances. They want the fantasy, and Mr. Salvatore gave them the alternate world they wanted to escape to, where a good person with good motives and some scimitars can prevail. It's not the real world we live in, at all.

Given Paizo's predeliction for pulp fiction, and their serious attempts to revive the classics of the genre, I'm sure Mr. Salvatore is already working on novels for them. I'm stupid enough to try to do the same, but I've yet to publish a work that long, or weather the chances of my work not being an auto-success. Unknown writers are a huge gamble for any publisher. It has to turn a profit, good or not.

Drizzt didn't suck at all. There's nothing to hate about him. You bought it or you didn't. He sold a lot of books, and we can't. There's a lesson there for all of us.

If you don't know your audience, you don't have one.

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Fatigue, mostly. I don't dislike the character in particular, but the fan-cult that developed around him is tiresome. This is probably why I dislike Boba Fett and Wolverine, too.


Shadewest wrote:
Fatigue, mostly. I don't dislike the character in particular, but the fan-cult that developed around him is tiresome. This is probably why I dislike Boba Fett and Wolverine, too.

The rabid fanboi's ruin it for everyone.


Xabulba wrote:
Drizzt inspired a generation of fanboys who in turn felt the need to try to turn every game they played in into one of his crappy novels.

This.

Plus, swords named "Icingdeath" and "Twinkle." I always figured Salvatore was eating a twinkie when he made those names up.

Oh, yes, and the cutesy attitude found throughout the one novel I tried grimly to read through. It started out with a bunch of dwarfs literally saying "och, laddie" and singing some ghastly nursery rhyme about "the town of ups and downs," which was repeated about 30 times in the text, as if one weren't enough to make Great C'Thulhu himself roar in loathing.

And then it went to some nauseating halfling sitting in at endless, boring discussion about fishing boats ....

It was when I reached a sentence about the halfling, which said: "He tried to stay awake, he really did..." and I thought to myself, "I feel too much like this halfling at the moment. Time to read something else."

Honestly, Drizzt is like the print version of Eisenstein's Ivan the Terrible -- dragging on and on, with the added horror of buckets of cutesy stuff that seems to be semi-mocking the reader for reading it dumped in on top. Gah!

Per se, I don't hate Drizzt so much as loathe Salvatore's writing style. I know this is probably heresy most foul, but you asked, so there it is.


Some of the books are better than others. I like the books that tell of his beginning the best, and I like the fight scenes also. Even though I don't know what a double down sideways reverse jabbing sword twist is, it sounds like it would be a cool move. BTW I made that sword maneuver up, but he does give names to certain moves at time.


Carnivorous_Bean wrote:
Xabulba wrote:
Drizzt inspired a generation of fanboys who in turn felt the need to try to turn every game they played in into one of his crappy novels.

This.

Plus, swords named "Icingdeath" and "Twinkle."

I still cant believe he named a sword Twinkle.

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Xabulba wrote:
Drizzt inspired a generation of fanboys who in turn felt the need to try to turn every game they played in into one of his crappy novels.

This is the actual problem.

When he first appeared, R. A. Salvatore's Drizzt Do'Urden was brilliant and inspiring. The stories are well rewitten and original, and Salvatore's take on life as a dark elf was intriguing.

However, Drizzt Do'Urden was so brilliant and inspiring that thousands of "fanboys," showing a shocking lack of originality and creativity, decided to copy the character.

It also doesn't help that in the latter works focusing on the character that he started picking up some Marty Stu aspects.


No. Drizzt was never, ever, ever brilliant.
And the stories are poorly, not well, written.


Joana wrote:
Samnell wrote:
Salvatore has a few writings ticks that really drive me up the wall
Oh, here's another thing that irks me about the books. All his Drizzt books (and it hasn't carried over to his Corona books, so it's at least partly bad copy editing at WotC) have the same two misuses of words: "grizzly" for "grisly" and "compliment" for "complement."

That's really awful. I think I either forgot or didn't get to the point where he was doing that. I had in mind more characters we are supposed to take seriously but are named things like (real example) Pasha Pook. I can understand a certain amount of real world borrowings and the like, and some people just plain aren't good at names, but that just screams an author going "ha-ha, ho-ho, I'm funny!".

But I'm the kind of guy who spent some time thinking about how to replace the term arabesque in Legacy of Fire flavor text. I might just be too picky.

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Barbarossa wrote:

No. Drizzt was never, ever, ever brilliant.

And the stories are poorly, not well, written.

None the less ...

Scarab Sages

As with several other people, I don't hate Drizzt. I just got tired of the SSDD of each successive series of books. With the latest trilogy, I finally gave up the ghost.

I'm happy for Salvatore. He's had more success than most people on this thread will probably ever see, and that's great for him. Along the way he gave us some entertaining stories (especially the earlier ones) and interesting characters.

And, just as an aside, I admit....I was a fanboy for one campaign. It was a Spelljammer run in which I had a drow fighter who wielded two longswords. He ended up in prison on the Rock of Bral, but along the way he did kick some ass.

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Aberzombie wrote:
And, just as an aside, I admit....I was a fanboy for one campaign. It was a Spelljammer run in which I had a drow fighter who wielded two longswords. He ended up in prison on the Rock of Bral, but along the way he did kick some ass.

We. Will. Never. Forgive. You!


I dont hate him however what more can you say about him that hasnt already been said. His story was pretty much told in the first nine books. After that it just kinda of got repetitve and boring. Personally I think Salvatore should have left him alone after that and occasionally bring him out as a guest star in some other novel.


I found Salvatore's writing kind of juvenile, but then again, that was kind of the whole point. The books ain't Faulkner, it was meant to bring young readers into the D&D 'universe' and considering the series' perennial popularity it worked.

I did love his descriptions of Menzoberranzan. You really got a feel that that place was run on totally different principals than a 'human' city would be.

Drizzt I could take or leave. The fanbois will be fanbois, it's the same as the many 'Legolads' or 'Hilbos' I've seen played. Some folks like a template for their characters they can refer to.

That being said, I do agree that the character of Drizzt needs to be retired, and a new crop of iconic characters would be smart. Hopefully, in the future we shall see some well-written Golarian fiction and start a whole new fanbase.

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Personally, I don't like Drizzt for a combination of reasons pretty much covered already. First is my first-hand experience reading the novels. Yes, he did start out as an exciting heroic figure and then got fairly depressing, to put it bluntly.

spoiler:
I read Mr. Do'Urden's introspective decision to not persue Cattibrie, and it really disappointed me. It seemed overly cliche as well as contrived to keep the character from developing an adult relationship that might separate him from a young reading audience.

I also have had more encounters with Drizzt clones than I care to count; all those poorly played copies kind of drag his name through the mud.
Lastly, I suppose the author's style was less appealing as I got older. Perhaps my tastes have changed; Drizzt novels just aren't my favorite use of leisure time.


When I first heard people rave about Drizzt, I was determined to hate those books. I started reading Homeland just so that I could say, with authority, that it stinks.

And for the first chapter or two, I DID say that; it seemed exactly what I had expected. A society of evil backstabbers? Why should I care about any of them? And Zaknafein seemed no better than the rest...

...until he delivered that impassioned speech. "Menzoberranzan, what hell are you?!"

Oh. My. Goodness. What a twist! What a fascinating character! Trapped in a society he knows is wrong! I felt for him! I had to re-read the first two chapters (or at least, the scenes with Zak in them.)

And although Zak was trapped, he passed his dreams onto his son, who had the courage to leave and venture off into a cruel world and uncertain future. What a story! I ate up the first six books.

Then the next 2 1/2 books after that bored me. The story seemed too stretched out. Really, The Legacy told a story that could have been told in one chapter: The drow try to get Drizzt, and fail. That's it. Was Salvatore running out of ideas? There was an occasional good scene, but not many.

And Siege of Darkness brought out the reason I had initially hated the drow in the first place, but with no Zaknafein to redeem it. Only the backstabbers were left. "Gee, all of Drow society could end because of this crisis!" Good! Kill 'em all! It's a wonder they didn't all kill each other already. So I gave up halfway through "Siege."

And by the way, most of my "Drizzt clone" PCs - that is, monsters who left their tribes because they wanted to be good - were goblinoids. I have created many such characters.


Shadewest wrote:
Fatigue, mostly. I don't dislike the character in particular, but the fan-cult that developed around him is tiresome. This is probably why I dislike Boba Fett and Wolverine, too.

I sometimes compare FR to Marvel comics, and Salvatore's works to X-Men. You can guess to whom Drizzt corresponds.


In short, the Drizzt series isn't bad, just too stretched out. The same goes for the Dragonlance series. I think a good series needs an ending. (Obviously, a marketing department would scoff at the notion.)


And I always had an idea of a good relationship for Drizzt, although it is corny. Suppose that some elf girl pursues Drizzt, and eventually reveals that she's the one whose life Drizzt had saved in Homeland?


I have not read the books, so it was the mindless clones for me. All I am asking is use a different race or fighting style. Is that too much to ask?

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Aaron Bitman wrote:

And I always had an idea of a good relationship for Drizzt, although it is corny. Suppose that some elf girl pursues Drizzt, and eventually reveals that she's the one whose life Drizzt had saved in Homeland?

Serious spoiler for later books

Spoiler:
I mean it. Really.

Spoiler:
Ok, but you asked for it. She turns into a twisted, revenge fueled psychopath who hunts Drizzt down. He is forced to kill her, prompting mucho angst (mind you stubbing his toe or drinking his coffee first thing prompts mucho angst these days). He takes her body back to his family and they forgive him, even if he doesn't forgive himself for a few more books taking every opportunity to lament the cruel fate that forced him to kill her.


Aaron Bitman wrote:

And I always had an idea of a good relationship for Drizzt, although it is corny. Suppose that some elf girl pursues Drizzt, and eventually reveals that she's the one whose life Drizzt had saved in Homeland?

Umm...how do I say this...been there, done that?


Paul Watson wrote:
Serious spoiler for later books

Oh, you mean Heathcliff, but as a Drow…and wielding two scimitars…and poorly written?

Dark Archive

I hate Drizzt because now anyone who plays a drow character of any sort is acused of being a fanboi. I played a half-drow greatsword weilding cleric in my last campaign and was accused of running a Drizzt clone. The character wasn't even from the Underdark, she was the bastard daughter of a drow women who had been captured and enslaved by a Pirate Lord of Luskin. That is why I hate Drittz.

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David Fryer wrote:
I hate Drizzt because now anyone who plays a drow character of any sort is acused of being a fanboi. I played a half-drow greatsword weilding cleric in my last campaign and was accused of running a Drizzt clone. The character wasn't even from the Underdark, she was the bastard daughter of a drow women who had been captured and enslaved by a Pirate Lord of Luskin. That is why I hate Drittz.

+1


Paul Watson wrote:
Aaron Bitman wrote:

And I always had an idea of a good relationship for Drizzt, although it is corny. Suppose that some elf girl pursues Drizzt, and eventually reveals that she's the one whose life Drizzt had saved in Homeland?

Serious spoiler for later books

** spoiler omitted **

** spoiler omitted **

Lathiira wrote:
Umm...how do I say this...been there, done that?

Dang. You serious? What book(s) was that in? That is, around what year (in real time)?

And am I to understand, from Lathiira's post, that there were hints about a possible future romance that wound up turning into the events Paul Watson described in his spoiler?

It's a good thing I stopped reading!

Grand Lodge

concerro wrote:


I still cant believe he named a sword Twinkle.

What's wrong with Twinkle? If it fits with the description of how the sword catches the light, I don't see a problem with it. It's not that Drizzt has to give his swords super macho names to prove his manliness after all. At least it's not like that protagonist in another novel who after getting this great sword enchanted for him named it.... "Floyd".

Icingdeath at least makes sense given both the blade's powers and how he got it.


Nothing personal against Driz'zt; I just dislike everything Forgotten Realms.


LazarX wrote:

What's wrong with Twinkle?

Association:

1. "Twinkle, twinkle little star..."
2. Twinkle toes
3. Twinkie

It's the feel of the word that's the problem. I'd say Twinkle is one of those cases of the core idea being fine, but it needed to be pressed on until a name that sounded good emerged from that core idea. I'm sure Twinkle sounds bad ass in some language (Drow? Elven?), but it draws s-n-i-g-g-e-r-s in English.

Icingdeath is not as bad, but it suffers from the same kind of problem. It sounds like either the name of a dessert in a chain restaurant, or an obvious Monty Python sketch.

EDIT: Sorry, it annoys me that I can't type that word.

Shadow Lodge

David Fryer wrote:
I hate Drizzt because now anyone who plays a drow character of any sort is acused of being a fanboi. I played a half-drow greatsword weilding cleric in my last campaign and was accused of running a Drizzt clone. The character wasn't even from the Underdark, she was the bastard daughter of a drow women who had been captured and enslaved by a Pirate Lord of Luskin. That is why I hate Drittz.

I don't hate Drizzt. But I do hate being accused of making a 'clone'.

Twice I have been accused

1)Elven Two Weapon Fighting with shortswords and Weapon Finesse
Seemed like a good start for a character too, and I am a fan of TWF.

2)A human Fighter3/Ranger4 who started TWF with the elf's shortswords(since the elf had died), and ended up using a Bastard Sword and a Dagger.

Now #2's accusation was actually the DM's fault. He took the character's backstory and twisted around, then said my character was a Clone because of the backstory and the TWF.

Backstory summary(My version):
His father was killed by a marrilith when he was helping defend the Meriani elves' home. Because of this, the elves took him and his mother in, and he swore to beat the marrilith with it's only style of fighting(and TWF was as close as he could get)

Backstory summary(DM's Version):
Same basic thing, but the marrilith was killed, he saw an elf slice an apple into eight pieces using two swords, and decided to copy him.


Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
LazarX wrote:

What's wrong with Twinkle?

Association:

1. "Twinkle, twinkle little star..."
2. Twinkle toes
3. Twinkie

I thought you would say it sounds like "tinkle."

Or was that one too obvious?


Thanks for number 4. I knew I was leaving at least one out.

Shadow Lodge

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Thanks for number 4. I knew I was leaving at least one out.

Wrinkle? Periwinkle?

Dark Archive

I think Twinkle is Drizzt's drag queen name. :)

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Wasn't Icingdeath the dragon, originally?

(gods, now I sound like Peter Griffin. "It's the sled. Rosebud is the name of the sled! There now I've saved you from two boobless hours")

Ahem. Having read the original Crystal Shard*, and comparing it to later works, you can see changes in the writing. I know that he's said that Menzoberranzan is based on the Godfather (Source).

The other thing to remember is that what rocked our worlds 20 (ack!) years ago looks pretty droll today.

I think when it comes to how it functions, Megatron's quote sums it up. "Trechery requires NO mistakes."

*

Spoiler:
it's my understanding that parts of The Crystal Shard are rewritten in subsequent publications. I can't confirm that though.


Drizzt clones rank right up there with ninja wannabes.

Dark Archive

Yeah, I have a bunch of Naruto nuts in my group. At least once, everyone of them has comep to me and asked if they can play a catfolk ninja.


I like the novels though I think this last trilogy will be the last one I read (the Thousand Orcs almost finished it for me, that trilogy was pretty bad). I never really had an encounter with a player who wanted to run a Drizzt clone, if I had perhaps that would have changed my perspective.

Liberty's Edge

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Aaron Bitman wrote:
Paul Watson wrote:
Aaron Bitman wrote:

And I always had an idea of a good relationship for Drizzt, although it is corny. Suppose that some elf girl pursues Drizzt, and eventually reveals that she's the one whose life Drizzt had saved in Homeland?

Serious spoiler for later books

** spoiler omitted **

** spoiler omitted **

Lathiira wrote:
Umm...how do I say this...been there, done that?

Dang. You serious? What book(s) was that in? That is, around what year (in real time)?

And am I to understand, from Lathiira's post, that there were hints about a possible future romance that wound up turning into the events Paul Watson described in his spoiler?

It's a good thing I stopped reading!

Pretty sure it was Sea of Swords, which was 2001. I don't recall any romance, though. I think Lathiira was simply saying that the girl he rescued had indeed shown up again, albeit not quite as happily as you thought of.


Dennis Harry wrote:
I like the novels though I think this last trilogy will be the last one I read (the Thousand Orcs almost finished it for me, that trilogy was pretty bad).

Really? I just finished reading that trilogy and actually liked it a lot.

Hunter's Blades spoiler:
To me, it was kind of the Empire Strikes Back of the Drizzt series. Most of this trilogy seems to pave the way for the day when Drizzt must find new friends to adventure with as Regis, Wulfgar, Bruenor and Cattie-brie will have either gotten too old or will have died of old age. Salvatore killed off a lot of minor characters and introduced several new villains and a couple of new allies who should all still be alive when this takes place. I'm kind of eager to read about life after "the old gang" and hope that it breathes a much needed freshness to the saga.


Let me clarify slightly: in the 1000 Orcs/Two Blades/Lone Hunter trilogy, we see the elf girl our stalwart dark elf rescued once again. I will say no more than that. Sorry to have been so vague.

Silver Crusade

"Drizzt" is the sound that is made when Daigle gets too close to the bug zapper.

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