PUT THE LOTION IN TEH BASKET!!!!!How 'bouts Ah puts the loshun in yer basket?I am the Leprechaun. And you call me insane. You are privy to a great becoming, but you recognize nothing. To me, you are a slug in the sun. You are an ant in the afterbirth. It is your nature to do one thing correctly. Before me, you rightly tremble. But, fear is not what you owe me. You owe me awe.
*Reading from a book of poetry*
"You say that I'm repeating myself..."
PUT THE LOTION IN TEH BASKET!!!!!How 'bouts Ah puts the loshun in yer basket?I am the Leprechaun. And you call me insane. You are privy to a great becoming, but you recognize nothing. To me, you are a slug in the sun. You are an ant in the afterbirth. It is your nature to do one thing correctly. Before me, you rightly tremble. But, fear is not what you owe me. You owe me awe.
Howz 'bout I give ya' an AWE @$#%! That whut ya' wantin'?
Yup, yer momma sure did luv you. She wern't a bad lookin thang neither.... she wuz a really bad lookin' thang!! Harharharhar!You go 'head an call me by mah mommas name 'gain an see whut Ah do to ya'. Ah'll wear ya' like a @%&*ring if'n ya gets mah drift.Ya' wouldn't mind if'n Ah tooked the body.... uhm... fer....uh.... luvin' would ya'?<Hides bow which just fired an Arrow of Dragon Slaying>
I dunno. Maybe he had to retire...permanently.
He's mine! Step off, b#&%&!
I heard you ain't got the balls.
*Drops two 10 pound bowling balls on SUS's head.*
Well, Ah reckon ya' gots mahn now. Harharhar.
<Balls bounce harmlessly off head>
Mama got me an adamantium plate for my skull.
Aw shucks, Teabaggins! You say the sweetest thangs. Lets you an me go behind the woodshed.
Good, David. I'm pulling for ya.
Moorluck: some folks don't deserve to remain in business. Good, let them go and make room for enterprising folk like our David.
Hey, Mairkurion. How's it going?
Good, David. I'm pulling for ya.
Moorluck: some folks don't deserve to remain in business. Good, let them go and make room for enterprising folk like our David.
Yup. Ol' Murluck gots his'elf one a them thar theories 'bout that store... but he ain't sayin on these here boards on account o' him not wantin ta start a fare up in here.
Yup, yer momma sure did luv you. She wern't a bad lookin thang neither.... she wuz a really bad lookin' thang!! Harharharhar!You go 'head an call me by mah mommas name 'gain an see whut Ah do to ya'. Ah'll wear ya' like a @%&*ring if'n ya gets mah drift.Ya' wouldn't mind if'n Ah tooked the body.... uhm... fer....uh.... luvin' would ya'?<Hides bow which just fired an Arrow of Dragon Slaying>
I dunno. Maybe he had to retire...permanently.
He's mine! Step off, b#&%&!
I heard you ain't got the balls.
*Drops two 10 pound bowling balls on SUS's head.*
Well, Ah reckon ya' gots mahn now. Harharhar.
<Balls bounce harmlessly off head>
Mama got me an adamantium plate for my skull.
Aw shucks, Teabaggins! You say the sweetest thangs. Lets you an me go behind the woodshed.
Well Hell, Ah said I wern't picky, an' Ah ain't. C'mere Sweet fleas.
Good, David. I'm pulling for ya.
Moorluck: some folks don't deserve to remain in business. Good, let them go and make room for enterprising folk like our David.
Hey, Mairkurion. How's it going?
Hey!
Knee deep in bad essays, trying to grade my way out.
Did you witness the birth of the fiend-and-a-half?
<Hides bow which just fired an Arrow of Dragon Slaying>
I dunno. Maybe he had to retire...permanently.
~staggers in with an arrow in my back~ Eh tu Brute, errr..., taig? ~falls down dead~
Good, David. I'm pulling for ya.
Moorluck: some folks don't deserve to remain in business. Good, let them go and make room for enterprising folk like our David.
Hey, Mairkurion. How's it going?
Hey!
Knee deep in bad essays, trying to grade my way out.
Did you witness the birth of the fiend-and-a-half?
After Dill and Sebastina get done, that's probably what we're going to get.
To which thread are you referring?
Four. whole. pages. Most of which were Dill's disturbing rantings. Sheesh, people.
Now I'm sounding like flash. :)
And I won't be on much tomorrow either :(
~staggers in with an arrow in my back~ Eh tu Brute, errr..., taig? ~falls down dead~<Hides bow which just fired an Arrow of Dragon Slaying>
I dunno. Maybe he had to retire...permanently.
You'll be happy to know that your body was being fought over, and, as a result, a love connection was made.
To which thread are you referring?
The half-fiend template thread.
EDIT: Howdy, Lynora.
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Four. whole. pages. Most of which were Dill's disturbing rantings. Sheesh, people.
Now I'm sounding like flash. :)
And I won't be on much tomorrow either :(
Yeah, we should put disclaimers on for the previous few pages.
Sorry to hear you're not able to get on the site. Will things change for you after this week?
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To which thread are you referring?
The half-fiend template thread.
EDIT: Howdy, Lynora.
Oh, my.
I'm doing my shopping here.
Four. whole. pages. Most of which were Dill's disturbing rantings. Sheesh, people.
Now I'm sounding like flash. :)
And I won't be on much tomorrow either :(
Haudee thar lil' lady. Ya' missin' ol' Dill ahn' had ta come see 'im 'gain huh?
Four. whole. pages. Most of which were Dill's disturbing rantings. Sheesh, people.
Now I'm sounding like flash. :)
And I won't be on much tomorrow either :(
Yeah;...he's not too kosher.
To which thread are you referring?
The half-fiend template thread.
EDIT: Howdy, Lynora.
Oh, my.
I'm doing my shopping here.
I've never heard of this place. What's the scoop? The look of the site makes me a little nervous for some reason.
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I've never heard of this place. What's the scoop? The look of the site makes me a little nervous for some reason.To which thread are you referring?
The half-fiend template thread.
EDIT: Howdy, Lynora.
Oh, my.
I'm doing my shopping here.
I did a google search for "cheap books" and that was one of the first hits.
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~staggers in with an arrow in my back~ Eh tu Brute, errr..., taig? ~falls down dead~<Hides bow which just fired an Arrow of Dragon Slaying>
I dunno. Maybe he had to retire...permanently.
Hey Dragon! You got any soda or other drink preferences? Anything we need to stock in the fridge to ensure you don't die of dehydration?
Four. whole. pages. Most of which were Dill's disturbing rantings. Sheesh, people.
Now I'm sounding like flash. :)
And I won't be on much tomorrow either :(
Yeah, we should put disclaimers on for the previous few pages.
Sorry to hear you're not able to get on the site. Will things change for you after this week?
I'm really not sure. A lot of things are pretty up in the air right now.
I've never heard of this place. What's the scoop? The look of the site makes me a little nervous for some reason.To which thread are you referring?
The half-fiend template thread.
EDIT: Howdy, Lynora.
Oh, my.
I'm doing my shopping here.
I did a google search for "cheap books" and that was one of the first hits.
Neat place!
Hey, I'd be curious to hear if any of you guys use that site.
Hey Dragon! You got any soda or other drink preferences? Anything we need to stock in the fridge to ensure you don't die of dehydration?~staggers in with an arrow in my back~ Eh tu Brute, errr..., taig? ~falls down dead~<Hides bow which just fired an Arrow of Dragon Slaying>
I dunno. Maybe he had to retire...permanently.
Water, juice (orange or cran-raspberry or any other kind), milk. I like sweat tea, but I tend to dilute it since most sweat tea is too sweet. I will drink sodas sometimes. Just nothing with coconut in it.
Well, I can't live off of 4 hours of sleep like some people, so I'm turning in.
Lynora, I hope things solidify for you soon. I'm sorry you're going through this.
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Water, juice (orange or cran-raspberry or any other kind), milk. I like sweat tea, but I tend to dilute it since most sweat tea is too sweet. I will drink sodas sometimes. Just nothing with coconut in it.Hey Dragon! You got any soda or other drink preferences? Anything we need to stock in the fridge to ensure you don't die of dehydration?~staggers in with an arrow in my back~ Eh tu Brute, errr..., taig? ~falls down dead~<Hides bow which just fired an Arrow of Dragon Slaying>
I dunno. Maybe he had to retire...permanently.
Coolness. I'll make sure you don't dry out. ;)
Well, I can't live off of 4 hours of sleep like some people, so I'm turning in.
Lynora, I hope things solidify for you soon. I'm sorry you're going through this.
Sleep well taig. ~pulls out my +5 sword of badger slaying~ Sleep very well. ~evil laughter~
Coolness. I'll make sure you don't dry out. ;)Water, juice (orange or cran-raspberry or any other kind), milk. I like sweat tea, but I tend to dilute it since most sweat tea is too sweet. I will drink sodas sometimes. Just nothing with coconut in it.Hey Dragon! You got any soda or other drink preferences? Anything we need to stock in the fridge to ensure you don't die of dehydration?~staggers in with an arrow in my back~ Eh tu Brute, errr..., taig? ~falls down dead~<Hides bow which just fired an Arrow of Dragon Slaying>
I dunno. Maybe he had to retire...permanently.
Honestly, just have some water, some ice, and a straw. That might just do the trick.
where'd evbody go?
Sleep well taig. ~pulls out my +5 sword of badger slaying~ Sleep very well. ~evil laughter~Well, I can't live off of 4 hours of sleep like some people, so I'm turning in.
Lynora, I hope things solidify for you soon. I'm sorry you're going through this.
Looks at sword.......hey, dude; you misread the ancient dwarven runes on this mofo. It's a +5 sword of slayer badgering.
Now that I'm done badgering the witless, I'm offta bed.|
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Sleep well taig. ~pulls out my +5 sword of badger slaying~ Sleep very well. ~evil laughter~Well, I can't live off of 4 hours of sleep like some people, so I'm turning in.
Lynora, I hope things solidify for you soon. I'm sorry you're going through this.
Looks at sword.......hey, dude; you misread the ancient dwarven runes on this mofo. It's a +5 sword of slayer badgering.
Now that I'm done badgering the witless, I'm offta bed.
Good night. I hope you remembered your sleeping bag..... CAMPER!!
Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitey niiiiiiiiiiiite.....
heheheheheheheeeeheeeeeeeeheeeeee!!!
Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitey niiiiiiiiiiiite.....
heheheheheheheeeeheeeeeeeeheeeeee!!!
Ya commin' ta' bed sugar britches. Ah'm gettin' lonely.
Ditty mow, creeper!!!
mine!!!!!
I've heard it said that the giggle of certain leprechauns can make even an otyugh throw up .... ;)Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitey niiiiiiiiiiiite.....
heheheheheheheeeeheeeeeeeeheeeeee!!!
fine otyugh milf in a bikiniI've heard it said that the giggle of certain leprechauns can make even an otyugh throw up .... ;)Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitey niiiiiiiiiiiite.....
heheheheheheheeeeheeeeeeeeheeeeee!!!
fine otyugh milf in a bikiniI've heard it said that the giggle of certain leprechauns can make even an otyugh throw up .... ;)Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitey niiiiiiiiiiiite.....
heheheheheheheeeeheeeeeeeeheeeeee!!!Who on earth would click on a link with that title, offered by a grinning blue leprechaun? =)
Well, who besides some of Moorluck's alter egos, anyway .... ;)
Click it! Click iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit!!!! I'm Jokey Smurf!
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I hope so. :SI am "supposed" to finish at 12pm tomorrow, so hopefully it will be a good day... let's see how that pans out shall we?Good morning, everyone!
I hope your day goes as well as mine is sure to. :)
And I finished at 3.15pm... back home by 3.45 and then had to go and pick up the kids from school, get them showered and fed and off to bed. So once again I had an excellent day when I didn't get to chat to anyone yet again... :/
Now I'm sounding like flash. :)Run Away... Run Away... Save yourself while you still can! 8O
Hi Flash! Looks like I will joining you in food service (maybe)
Whatcha doin'?
Grats on the Core Rulebook win BTW! :D
Thanks!
I'm applying today for a management position in a local family restaurant chain. It's Italian-style food, and I'm sure I can land the job, it's just gonna be the old 'You're on salary so we ownz you biotch!!' kinda thing. Be interesting, that's for sure ...
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Whatcha doin'?
Grats on the Core Rulebook win BTW! :D
Thanks!
I'm applying today for a management position in a local family restaurant chain. It's Italian-style food, and I'm sure I can land the job, it's just gonna be the old 'You're on salary so we ownz you biotch!!' kinda thing. Be interesting, that's for sure ...
I am currently exploring ways to return to my former business. It may not eventuate, but my wife has given me the green light to try and make it work again. She's not happy about how much unpaid overtime I'm doing for the ammount of money I'm being paid and so has said she's willing to let me give my business another try...
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I am currently exploring ways to return to my former business. It may not eventuate, but my wife has given me the green light to try and make it work again. She's not happy about how much unpaid overtime I'm doing for the ammount of money I'm being paid and so has said she's willing to let me give my business another try...Whatcha doin'?
Grats on the Core Rulebook win BTW! :D
Thanks!
I'm applying today for a management position in a local family restaurant chain. It's Italian-style food, and I'm sure I can land the job, it's just gonna be the old 'You're on salary so we ownz you biotch!!' kinda thing. Be interesting, that's for sure ...
That is very good news buddy. Sorry I missed you yet again last night, maybe we'll be able to catch each other tonight.