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Scarab Sages

Mmmmm......auditor brainnnsssss

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Dr. C. G. Jung wrote:
::Hovers out of reach::

i fly (though can't open jars...)


::Moves on to new thread, in case zombies come up with a plan::

Scarab Sages

How the hell did he move? It's not like the jar has legs or anything.


Aberzombie wrote:
How the hell did he move? It's not like the jar has legs or anything.

Must be teleportation.


Dr. C. G. Jung wrote:
::Moves on to new thread, in case zombies come up with a plan::

*hand snaps down out of the attic, snags it on its way out*

*sign* "Hey guys look what I found"

Scarab Sages

Good work Grue! Now try and get the jar open.


I could trying hitting it with my sword.

Scarab Sages

Hit it with the sword! HIT IT!!!


We should make it walk the plank!

Scarab Sages

Or maybe keelhaul it?


What are you guys talkin' about?


*twist twist twist pop!*

*sign* "Here ya go boss"


eats a brain


Aww... but I wanted to break it with my sword!


*sign* "Pull!"

*pitches the empty bottle at ZK for him to hit*

Scarab Sages

1st zombie-licious trailer for Frank Darabont's The Walking Dead

This TV series is starting to worry me. As usual, Hollywood is advocating extreme violence against the heart-beat challenged.


This name isn't doing it for me...


Hey, at least you're not an obscure yarncraft joke...


D.K. Ed wrote:
Hey, at least you're not an obscure yarncraft joke...

Whew, thank goodness I dodged that bullet.


D.K. Ed wrote:
Hey, at least you're not an obscure yarncraft joke...

I can't wait till Blizzard releases YarnCraft II: Skeins of Liberty!

Scarab Sages

Mmmmm.....yarn


Aberzombie wrote:
Mmmmm.....yarn

Like tapeworm without the calories!


Zombie Pizza Delivery Girl wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Mmmmm.....yarn
Like tapeworm without the calories!

But ... tapeworms are the secret to the undead's svelt figures ... while we're eating brains, faces and innards, the tapeworms devour it all and keep us from the pesky details of digestion...


Brother Faust the Elder wrote:
Zombie Pizza Delivery Girl wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Mmmmm.....yarn
Like tapeworm without the calories!
But ... tapeworms are the secret to the undead's svelt figures ... while we're eating brains, faces and innards, the tapeworms devour it all and keep us from the pesky details of digestion...

I don't have a tapeworm, and yet somehow I never gain weight.

The Exchange

who turned off the lights and where is that laughter coming from?

Scarab Sages

eyeballs the Jester's skull while drooling


Casper the Brain-Eating Ghost wrote:
I don't have a tapeworm, and yet somehow I never gain weight.

{standing on scale, stares at Casper jealously} Stupid men, never gain weight.

Dark Archive

Aberzombie you think the Jester has a brain?


Zombie Pizza Delivery Girl wrote:
Casper the Brain-Eating Ghost wrote:
I don't have a tapeworm, and yet somehow I never gain weight.
{standing on scale, stares at Casper jealously} Stupid men, never gain weight.

My dear, you are undead too ... embrace your innards' tapeworms, as it were.

The ghost is just being itself ... all incorporeal and whatnot.


Brother Faust the Elder wrote:
Zombie Pizza Delivery Girl wrote:
Casper the Brain-Eating Ghost wrote:
I don't have a tapeworm, and yet somehow I never gain weight.
{standing on scale, stares at Casper jealously} Stupid men, never gain weight.

My dear, you are undead too ... embrace your innards' tapeworms, as it were.

The ghost is just being itself ... all incorporeal and whatnot.

*steps on the scale*

See? No matter what I eat I never weigh anything.


Crimson Jester wrote:
who turned off the lights and where is that laughter coming from?

*waves*

The Exchange

ulgulanoth wrote:
Aberzombie you think the Jester has a brain?

Well when poodles think I don't have any, I begin to wonder myself.

I feel some air brushing past me. Is someone waving at me or are there a lot of flies in here??


Crimson Jester wrote:
ulgulanoth wrote:
Aberzombie you think the Jester has a brain?

Well when poodles think I don't have any, I begin to wonder myself.

I feel some air brushing past me. Is someone waving at me or are there a lot of flies in here??

*CHOMP*


Brother Faust the Elder wrote:
Zombie Pizza Delivery Girl wrote:
Casper the Brain-Eating Ghost wrote:
I don't have a tapeworm, and yet somehow I never gain weight.
{standing on scale, stares at Casper jealously} Stupid men, never gain weight.

My dear, you are undead too ... embrace your innards' tapeworms, as it were.

The ghost is just being itself ... all incorporeal and whatnot.

{stands on scale, thinks of brownie, watches weight go up by two pounds} SEE! I know it doesn't make sense... it just seems to come with being female.

Oh crap! Isthatabunchofgreyhair?!?! AUGH!!!!! {runs around panicking}

Scarab Sages

decides not to say anything to ZPDG about how those jeans make her butt look

The Exchange

Aberzombie wrote:
decides not to say anything to ZPDG about how those jeans make her butt look

phat?

Scarab Sages

Crimson Jester wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
decides not to say anything to ZPDG about how those jeans make her butt look
phat?

To quote the PMG:

Hmmmm....

Dark Archive

hmmm.... souls....

also...

who turned off the lights?


ulgulanoth wrote:

hmmm.... souls....

also...

who turned off the lights?

Oops. Sorry.

*turns the lights back on*

Scarab Sages

Mmmmm....Moorluck brainnnnsssss

Scarab Sages

And so grows the horde.....


Aberzombie wrote:
And so grows the horde.....

Congrats, boss!


Casper the Brain-Eating Ghost wrote:
ulgulanoth wrote:

hmmm.... souls....

also...

who turned off the lights?

Oops. Sorry.

*turns the lights back on*

SKREEEEEEEEE!!!!

*flees back into the attic*

Scarab Sages

Damn blast it! Stop spooking Grue!


Aberzombie wrote:
Damn blast it! Stop spooking Grue!

Spooking is kind of my thing.

Sorry.

Dark Archive

we'll just keep it in the attic for now...


Casper the Brain-Eating Ghost wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Damn blast it! Stop spooking Grue!

Spooking is kind of my thing.

Sorry.

*sign* "Yeah but save it for the dinner guests maybe."

Scarab Sages

Mmmmm......


......brainnnnnssss

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