I like the pink skulls, although the top is a little snug.
Adjusts bikini top
Is it? I'm sorry. I had to guess at your size. I'll have to remember to adjust that order for the self-repairing bikinis so yours is in the right size.
Thanks Devlyn!
After about the third try she manages to get the dress wrapped around her in a way that it doesn't catch on her wings.
Guess I need to go order some new clothes now.
Deciding that it will be okay just this once, borrows JH's laptop computer from the limo and starts ordering wardrobe.
Is it? I'm sorry. I had to guess at your size. I'll have to remember to adjust that order for the self-repairing bikinis so yours is in the right size.
No it's okay. It'll stretch out a bit, see?
runs fingers along seams to stretch out top
Is it? I'm sorry. I had to guess at your size. I'll have to remember to adjust that order for the self-repairing bikinis so yours is in the right size.No it's okay. It'll stretch out a bit, see?
runs fingers along seams to stretch out top
Need any help with that?
Need any help with that?
Alaina looks up at the general from her chair, pulling her shades (the only thing she currenntly wears) down her nose.
Back off Jack, she's jailbait.
Need any help with that?
Alaina looks up at the general from her chair, pulling her shades (the only thing she currenntly wears) down her nose.
Back off Jack, she's jailbait.
How 'bout you then? I does like 'em firey.
Is it? I'm sorry. I had to guess at your size. I'll have to remember to adjust that order for the self-repairing bikinis so yours is in the right size.I like the pink skulls, although the top is a little snug.
Adjusts bikini top
Just so you alls know; I'm available to help with any sizing problems you may have.
Thanks Devlyn!
After about the third try she manages to get the dress wrapped around her in a way that it doesn't catch on her wings.
Guess I need to go order some new clothes now.
Deciding that it will be okay just this once, borrows JH's laptop computer from the limo and starts ordering wardrobe.
And did you really expect a Jill to follow rules? ;)
double checks the camera settings, and switches several ON that had somehow been turned off.
Can't get good help these days....
Thanks Devlyn!
After about the third try she manages to get the dress wrapped around her in a way that it doesn't catch on her wings.
Guess I need to go order some new clothes now.
Deciding that it will be okay just this once, borrows JH's laptop computer from the limo and starts ordering wardrobe.
And did you really expect a Jill to follow rules? ;)
Sees Jack Hammer switching the cameras back on.
Well, I guess it's a good thing that I've got new swimwear.
How 'bout you then? I does like 'em firey.
Alaina smiles wickedly, pushes her shades back up and settles back on her chaise
You wouldn't know what to do, little Jackie boy
Sees Jack Hammer switching the cameras back on.
Well, I guess it's a good thing that I've got new swimwear.
Fresh from his extended run to the party store JH lines up bottles of Blue Agave Tequila from Puerto Vallarta, fresh limes, and sea salt on the bar. He hasn't even opened the other bags yet.
Tequila Shooters, anyone?
How 'bout you then? I does like 'em firey.
Alaina smiles wickedly, pushes her shades back up and settles back on her chaise
You wouldn't know what to do, little Jackie boy
Is that an offer to teach me? I've been such a bad Jackie boy...
Is that an offer to teach me? I've been such a bad Jackie boy...
Run along Jackie, I got a tan to work on
Sees Jack Hammer switching the cameras back on.
Well, I guess it's a good thing that I've got new swimwear.
Fresh from his extended run to the party store JH lines up bottles of Blue Agave Tequila from Puerto Vallarta, fresh limes, and sea salt on the bar. He hasn't even opened the other bags yet.
Tequila Shooters, anyone?
Oh, yes, please! I love tequila!
Run along Jackie, I got a tan to work on
Is that an offer to teach me? I've been such a bad Jackie boy...
You must be workin' hard at lookin' hot, 'cause you're scorching, baby!
hears the call out for shooters and heads to the bar.
Sees Jack Hammer switching the cameras back on.
Well, I guess it's a good thing that I've got new swimwear.
Fresh from his extended run to the party store JH lines up bottles of Blue Agave Tequila from Puerto Vallarta, fresh limes, and sea salt on the bar. He hasn't even opened the other bags yet.
Tequila Shooters, anyone?
Oh, yes, please! I love tequila!
Sure thing, LJ. Now, have you've been taught the proper way to drink tequila?
Sure thing, LJ. Now, have you've been taught the proper way to drink tequila?
I guess that depends on how you define the proper way. Which way did you have in mind?
You must be workin' hard at lookin' hot, 'cause you're scorching, baby!hears the call out for shooters and heads to the bar.
Alaina yawns
Jacks, all testosterone and chrome. Sad.
Turns to her side and hollers to the bar
Acme! Some of that tequila please!
I guess that depends on how you define the proper way. Which way did you have in mind?
Sure thing, LJ. Now, have you've been taught the proper way to drink tequila?
Pulls out a sombrero from one of his other bags and places it on his head as he instructs the Lady Jill in the ancient practice, as passed onto him from the dude at the distillery.
First you must breathe in deeply thru your nose. He admires the effect. Then exhale thru the mouth. Do it again. so very nice Now, don't inhale after the 3rd time. Swallow the shot, then inhale.
See? Cuts down the burn doesn't it?
You must be workin' hard at lookin' hot, 'cause you're scorching, baby!hears the call out for shooters and heads to the bar.
Alaina yawns
Jacks, all testosterone and chrome. Sad.
Turns to her side and hollers to the bar
Acme! Some of that tequila please!
Gimme that bottle, Acme! Sounds like class is in session!
I guess that depends on how you define the proper way. Which way did you have in mind?
Sure thing, LJ. Now, have you've been taught the proper way to drink tequila?
Pulls out a sombrero from one of his other bags and places it on his head as he instructs the Lady Jill in the ancient practice, as passed onto him from the dude at the distillery.
First you must breathe in deeply thru your nose. He admires the effect. Then exhale thru the mouth. Do it again. so very nice Now, don't inhale after the 3rd time. Swallow the shot, then inhale.
See? Cuts down the burn doesn't it?
Yeah, it does, she says cheerfully, sucking on a piece of lime.
I want another one.
Gimme that bottle, Acme! Sounds like class is in session!
*BEEP*
I apologize sir, but I must deliver this, as I was requested to.
Acme zips off with the tequila bottle a bowl of cut lemon wedges and some salt.
Gimme that bottle, Acme! Sounds like class is in session!*BEEP*
I apologize sir, but I must deliver this, as I was requested to.
Acme zips off with the tequila bottle a bowl of cut lemon wedges and some salt.
Blasted robot. No capacitors in your Christmas stocking this year!
I guess that depends on how you define the proper way. Which way did you have in mind?
Sure thing, LJ. Now, have you've been taught the proper way to drink tequila?
Pulls out a sombrero from one of his other bags and places it on his head as he instructs the Lady Jill in the ancient practice, as passed onto him from the dude at the distillery.
First you must breathe in deeply thru your nose. He admires the effect. Then exhale thru the mouth. Do it again. so very nice Now, don't inhale after the 3rd time. Swallow the shot, then inhale.
See? Cuts down the burn doesn't it?
Yeah, it does, she says cheerfully, sucking on a piece of lime.
I want another one.
Sure thing. lines up a row of shots
You know, there are dozens of family distilleries outside of Puerto Vallarta. Each has a special blend.
Sure thing. lines up a row of shots
You know, there are dozens of family distilleries outside of Puerto Vallarta. Each has a special blend.
Oh, is this a sampling? she asks eagerly. Sounds fun.
Pours a little salt on her hand and licks it off before downing another shot.
Mmm. I like that one.
Sure thing. lines up a row of shots
You know, there are dozens of family distilleries outside of Puerto Vallarta. Each has a special blend.
Oh, is this a sampling? she asks eagerly. Sounds fun.
Pours a little salt on her hand and licks it off before downing another shot.
Mmm. I like that one.
Tasty, aren't they?
Warm up on those flavored ones and we'll try the private labels.
downs a shot of chocolate tequila
Tasty, aren't they?
Warm up on those flavored ones and we'll try the private labels.
downs a shot of chocolate tequila
Giggles and follows his advice.
Oooh! Chocolate and tequila! Talk about two great tastes that taste great together. What's next?
Hey, Hammer! How 'bout one of those bottles for an old war veteran? Maybe those dryads will give me the time of day.
Tasty, aren't they?
Warm up on those flavored ones and we'll try the private labels.
downs a shot of chocolate tequila
Giggles and follows his advice.
Oooh! Chocolate and tequila! Talk about two great tastes that taste great together. What's next?
Pick your citrus. We have lime, lemon, and orange. Cuts out the wedges.
Hey, Hammer! How 'bout one of those bottles for an old war veteran? Maybe those dryads will give me the time of day.
Hon, those dryads will give anything the time of day.
Hey, Hammer! How 'bout one of those bottles for an old war veteran? Maybe those dryads will give me the time of day.
Sure thing, General. Try this Montalve label. It's smooth.
Pick your citrus. We have lime, lemon, and orange. Cuts out the wedges.
Hmm. Let's try orange this time.
downs another shot and sucks on the orange wedge
Not bad.
Is it starting to get warm in here?
Runs a finger along the edges of her bikini top, trying to let a little breeze through.
Hey, Hammer! How 'bout one of those bottles for an old war veteran? Maybe those dryads will give me the time of day.Hon, those dryads will give anything the time of day.
After the crash and burn with that fiery goddess the troops could use a morale booster.
Thx for the bottle, Hammer.
Pick your citrus. We have lime, lemon, and orange. Cuts out the wedges.
Hmm. Let's try orange this time.
downs another shot and sucks on the orange wedge
Not bad.
Is it starting to get warm in here?
Runs a finger along the edges of her bikini top, trying to let a little breeze through.
Yes. Yes it is.
tries a shot of lemon tequila
I have no idea which flavor this one is.
*downs the shot*
Mmm. Lime.
Picks up an ice cube and runs it along her neck and chest.
I have no idea which flavor this one is.
*downs the shot*
Mmm. Lime.
Picks up an ice cube and runs it along her neck and chest.
Remember your breathing.
I forgot mine for a minute.
... searching ...
... searching ...
... prepairing to fire ...
*giggles*
*downs another shot*
I have no idea which flavor this one is.
*downs the shot*
Mmm. Lime.
Picks up an ice cube and runs it along her neck and chest.
... ...
... ...
Eek! What happened to my bikini?
*giggles*
Maybe we should take the rest of this tasting inside the limo. I don't seem to be dressed for the bar anymore.
*grabs a couple bottles of tequila and heads over to the limo with Jack Hammer, giggling all the way*
** spoiler omitted **I have no idea which flavor this one is.
*downs the shot*
Mmm. Lime.
Picks up an ice cube and runs it along her neck and chest.
... searching ...
... searching ...
... prepairing to fire ...
{telepathically contacts him:} Thanks for moving that thing for me last night... twice. Hope the honey didn't leave you all sticky this morning.
Sorry I snuck out after sleeping in late. Had a little project I needed to finish (no worries, nothing against the Jacks). Hopefully, I should be able to stop by again sometime tomorrow. Tell Lynora-Jill I said "hi!" - Ami
*Glad I could help - lucky for me you were quite thorough in removing the honey* he says with a mental grin. *And no problem on the errand running. I was stuck on lifeguard duty all day anyway. I'm sure we'll still be at this beach for a while, so swing by when you can. I'll tell LJ you said hi if I can find her - I think JH just came back, so it may be a while...*
Devlyn comes back from eating, noting that some of the other Jacks have arrived.
"Hey guys. Hope you're all enjoying the poolside view!"
*anime nosebleeding, faints*I like the pink skulls, although the top is a little snug.
Adjusts bikini top
"Aw crap. Cleanup on Row 5! Acme, where are you?" as Devlyn picks up the unconscious Rio and plops him in a chair. Making sure that he's just out cold, he heads back over to the bar.