Did you leave it at the jack club house?
Most probable it was "assimilated" with chips and beer
Negative. Species designation 9467 predates creation of designation jilly beanThe who assimilated my sculpture?
Hmmm? Sorry, old chap. It was me.
Looking at it made me really hungry for some reason. Nice proportions and all.
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"Okay, I'll bite. Who's species 9467?"
"So we're going to launch the 'Deli Jack' franchise now? Did I miss something here...?" ;P{murmurs:} Hon, I don't think those are the type of sandwiches they were talking about. [smaller]Or my mind is just dirty.
Oh thats an easy one! Lets go have our sandwich for lunch, and when the boys are sleeping off satisfaction, we shall find the back ups and they will have an accident of their own. :)Except we also saw it, and we have it on hologrphic records.Wha- how? Oh, never mind. New plan. We need to get those records. And the backups.But Jacks don't 'have' to sleep. :P
Guess I forgot to warn you about that before.
Neither do Springheels, Oh boy, LJ, we may have gotten a bit in over our heads here. *giggle* In the best possible way! :D
"So we're going to launch the 'Deli Jack' franchise now? Did I miss something here...?" ;P{murmurs:} Hon, I don't think those are the type of sandwiches they were talking about. [smaller]Or my mind is just dirty.
{murmurs:} Hon, I don't think those are the type of sandwiches they were talking about. Or my mind is just dirty.
"You're mind isn't dirty at all - it's wonderfully creative!" he says in an almost-purr. ;D
{stretches and yawns} Oh, that's a feline thing too? That's pretty normal for me, especially on high thread-count sheets.
"Spared no expense, sweets - anything less would just be uncivilized," he says with a rakish wink.
My tongue is still a little sore after accidently biting it the other night. PoD shoulda warned me she was ticklish there.
"Let me see that. Ouch - I'm sorry, sweets. PoD was very...energetic, that's for sure. If you want I can kiss that little boo-boo and make it feel better...though I think a shower might be in order for us first. We didn't quite get all of that jello off it seems." :)
"Okay, I'll bite. Who's species 9467?"
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Species 9467 is the Paizomatrix designation for Lynora.
Species 9467 is the Paizomatrix designation for Lynora."Okay, I'll bite. Who's species 9467?"
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"Aaahhh, gotcha. Thanks for clarifying that for me! :)"
"Aaahhh, gotcha. Thanks for clarifying that for me! :)"Species 9467 is the Paizomatrix designation for Lynora."Okay, I'll bite. Who's species 9467?"
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If your assimilation was permitted, you would understand more completely. Unfortunately, you are a member of Species 327, so that would not be acceptable to the collective.
If your assimilation was permitted, you would understand more completely. Unfortunately, you are a member of Species 327, so that would not be acceptable to the collective.
"Oopsy. Well, guess you can't have everything, neh?" ;)
If your assimilation was permitted, you would understand more completely. Unfortunately, you are a member of Species 327, so that would not be acceptable to the collective."Aaahhh, gotcha. Thanks for clarifying that for me! :)"Species 9467 is the Paizomatrix designation for Lynora."Okay, I'll bite. Who's species 9467?"
The collective has added species 9467 biological uniqueness to it's self
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If your assimilation was permitted, you would understand more completely. Unfortunately, you are a member of Species 327, so that would not be acceptable to the collective."Aaahhh, gotcha. Thanks for clarifying that for me! :)"Species 9467 is the Paizomatrix designation for Lynora."Okay, I'll bite. Who's species 9467?"
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Then soon you will also be part of us.
Prepair for Assimilation.Resistance is Futile!
Then soon you will also be part of us.
Prepare for Assimilation.
Resistance is Futile!
But not 'til after 'lunchtime'!
Poor Jumpin'. You two might be all tired out by the time he 'posts'. ;)
Then soon you will also be part of us.
Prepare for Assimilation.
Resistance is Futile!But not 'til after 'lunchtime'!
Poor Jumpin'. You two might be all tired out by the time he 'posts'. ;)
Oh I think you will find that I have plenty enough stamina. ;)
If your assimilation was permitted, you would understand more completely. Unfortunately, you are a member of Species 327, so that would not be acceptable to the collective."Aaahhh, gotcha. Thanks for clarifying that for me! :)"Species 9467 is the Paizomatrix designation for Lynora."Okay, I'll bite. Who's species 9467?"
The collective has added species 9467 biological uniqueness to it's self
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Then soon you will also be part of us.
Prepair for Assimilation.
Resistance is Futile!
Where's the fun in resisting? ;)
Then soon you will also be part of us.
Prepare for Assimilation.
Resistance is Futile!But not 'til after 'lunchtime'!
Poor Jumpin'. You two might be all tired out by the time he 'posts'. ;)
*giggle* We don't get tired that easily. ;)
Then soon you will also be part of us.
Prepair for Assimilation.
Resistance is Futile!
*Takes a break from ravishing the ladies to stick his head out the limo*
"Sorry mate, but she's already being assimilated into this 'collective'" ;)*turns and ducks back into limo*
"Ok, where was I? Oh.. I was right... here."
*giggle* We don't get tired that easily. ;)
Then soon you will also be part of us.
Prepare for Assimilation.
Resistance is Futile!But not 'til after 'lunchtime'!
Poor Jumpin'. You two might be all tired out by the time he 'posts'. ;)
"Now we'll just have to see about that, won't we" ;)
Then soon you will also be part of us.
Prepare for Assimilation.
Resistance is Futile!But not 'til after 'lunchtime'!
Poor Jumpin'. You two might be all tired out by the time he 'posts'. ;)
"An unfortunate problem with a fey's constitution, they always 'post' long before we do..... wanna trade 'lunches', Jilly's wondering why they call you Jack Hammer." :D
"An unfortunate problem with a fey's constitution, they always 'post' long before we do..... wanna trade 'lunches', Jilly's wondering why they call you Jack Hammer." :D
Then soon you will also be part of us.
Prepare for Assimilation.
Resistance is Futile!But not 'til after 'lunchtime'!
Poor Jumpin'. You two might be all tired out by the time he 'posts'. ;)
Sure! This Jilly Bean sandwich looks mighty tasty. Maybe a touch more peanut butter. ;P
"An unfortunate problem with a fey's constitution, they always 'post' long before we do..... wanna trade 'lunches', Jilly's wondering why they call you Jack Hammer." :D
Then soon you will also be part of us.
Prepare for Assimilation.
Resistance is Futile!But not 'til after 'lunchtime'!
Poor Jumpin'. You two might be all tired out by the time he 'posts'. ;)
Sure! This Jilly Bean sandwich looks mighty tasty. Maybe a touch more peanut butter. ;P
"Splendid, I know this druid 'magic' trick garenteed to melt LJ like a snow-ball in hell."
"Splendid, I know this druid 'magic' trick garenteed to melt LJ like a snow-ball in hell."
Really? Sounds fun. ;)
[Facepalm] ;D
"Splendid, I know this druid 'magic' trick garenteed to melt LJ like a snow-ball in hell."Really? Sounds fun. ;)
"Oh it is mon petite, see... like this, fun for all. Now you can tell your friends you learned something new today. ;)"
Noting the damage to the jello pool, Devlyn places an order for a stronger, higher quality one while he finishes off his coffee (and makes sure the ladies are still good working on their own cups), then heads for a shower to get the rest of the sugary mess cleaned off while things are quiet. Mustn't let the fur get stained, after all...bad form, that ;)
*muffled noises from the limo*
Isn't that fantastic LJ, just wait untill..... oooooh JH! ;D
"It's like I always say...if you can't satisfy a womans needs, then satisfy her wants!" ;)
*muffled noises from the limo*
Isn't that fantastic LJ, just wait untill..... oooooh JH! ;D
[Scrub Scrub]
"Infernal food coloring...grrrr!"
[Scrub]...Pauses. Here's noises from limo, then chuckles.
"No doubt about it. Another good, good party..."
[Scrub Scrub Scrub]
"Ow!"
;D
*stretches as he exits the limo, leaving the sleeping ladies curled up amongst the pillows, looks around,slides on his black leather longcoat and heads for the bar*
"Time for a few Harps, and a coke... breakfast of champions."
*he stops only long enough to lookk back over his shoulder and ask*
"Any of you awake? You want anything?"
If your assimilation was permitted, you would understand more completely. Unfortunately, you are a member of Species 327, so that would not be acceptable to the collective."Oopsy. Well, guess you can't have everything, neh?" ;)
The collective has started work on improved species 327 drones
Here is a pamphlet on assimilation
You may report to the nearest Assimilation center
Species 327 drones active and online
Resistance is Futile
Species 327 drones active and online
Resistance is Futile
Who's resisting? *giggle*
Who's resisting? *giggle*Species 327 drones active and online
Resistance is Futile
Come on darling, let's go for another ride. With keys in hand, Sunny G. goes towards his hot sportscar.
Come on darling, let's go for another ride. With keys in hand, Sunny G. goes towards his hot sportscar.Who's resisting? *giggle*Species 327 drones active and online
Resistance is Futile
Sounds good to me! :)
*follows him to the car*
*watches the nymph wander off, and shrugs*
"Well now, I guess morning afters are pretty slow around here?"
*knocks back his Harps and chases them with a cold coke.*
Come on darling, let's go for another ride. With keys in hand, Sunny G. goes towards his hot sportscar.Who's resisting? *giggle*Species 327 drones active and online
Resistance is Futile
Sounds good to me! :)
*follows him to the car*
Sunny G and Celestial Nymph peel asphalt across the threads. Upon returning, he is pulled over by the police, the Forum boards motorcycle patrol. There's been complaints about rowdiness and speeding across the many threads. Sunny G. tries to aurgue that since all tickets and courts swear in his name, he has diplomatic immunity, but the cops heed not his words. They give him a ticket for speeding and driving without a seat belt.
"This is os unreal," he says. "Now I need a lawyer and traffic school."
Come on darling, let's go for another ride. With keys in hand, Sunny G. goes towards his hot sportscar.Who's resisting? *giggle*Species 327 drones active and online
Resistance is Futile
Sounds good to me! :)
*follows him to the car*
Sunny G and Celestial Nymph peel asphalt across the threads. Upon returning, he is pulled over by the police, the Forum boards motorcycle patrol. There's been complaints about rowdiness and speeding across the many threads. Sunny G. tries to aurgue that since all tickets and courts swear in his name, he has diplomatic immunity, but the cops heed not his words. They give him a ticket for speeding and driving without a seat belt.
"This is os unreal," he says. "Now I need a lawyer and traffic school."
*leaps over to SG, and leans in close*
"I know this cops boss, he owes me a favor for getting his kid out of some trouble a couple years back, you want I should ring him?"*pulls cell phone from his longcoat and begins dialing*
Sunny G and Celestial Nymph peel asphalt across the threads. Upon returning, he is pulled over by the police, the Forum boards motorcycle patrol. There's been complaints about rowdiness and speeding across the many threads. Sunny G. tries to aurgue that since all tickets and courts swear in his name, he has diplomatic immunity, but the cops heed not his words. They give him a ticket for speeding and driving without a seat belt.
"This is os unreal," he says. "Now I need a lawyer and traffic school."
*giggle* You should have let me show him my boobs. That always works.
'wait someone said boobs!"
Ports in demonic conga line, fire pits and tiki torches
"Now we have a party!"
*giggle* You should have let me show him my boobs. That always works.
"It would work for me... I'm just sayin." ;)
Šmurfette-Drone 7-of-9 of Paizomatrix0 has assimilated over a dozen other Šmurf-Drones into Šmurfette-Drones.
She has also recorded the resulting debauchery, appearently deliberately, over our Holographic records of Lynora-Jill's and Jilly Bean's debuchery.
And, she has located and corrupted all of our Holographic Backups of Lynora-Jill's and Jilly Bean's debuchery.
Šmurfette-Drone 7-of-9 of Paizomatrix0 has assimilated over a dozen other Šmurf-Drones into Šmurfette-Drones.
She has also recorded the resulting debauchery, appearently deliberately, over our Holographic records of Lynora-Jill's and Jilly Bean's debuchery.
And, she has located and corrupted all of our Holographic Backups of Lynora-Jill's and Jilly Bean's debuchery.
Our Thoughts Are One!
Š-D 7-of-9 of Paizomatrix0 has assimilated over a dozen other Š-Drones into Šm***ette-Drones.
She has also recorded the resulting debauchery, appearently deliberately, over our Holographic records of Lynora-Jill's and Jilly Bean's debuchery.
And, she has located and corrupted all of our Holographic Backups of Lynora-Jill's and Jilly Bean's debuchery.
"Wow - bum deal man. You know, offsite backup helps prevent those kinds of accidents. Feel free to send us a copy of 7-of-9's 'activities', and we'll try to keep it safe for you..." ;)
Šmurfette-Drone 7-of-9 of Paizomatrix0 has assimilated over a dozen other Šmurf-Drones into Šmurfette-Drones.
She has also recorded the resulting debauchery, appearently deliberately, over our Holographic records of Lynora-Jill's and Jilly Bean's debuchery.
And, she has located and corrupted all of our Holographic Backups of Lynora-Jill's and Jilly Bean's debuchery.
Aw. How sweet. I knew I liked her. :)