I expected more from you, Sebastian.
IBTL
That was foolish of you.
Indubitably.
Cold, cruel, and calculating. I'm taking notes . . . .
I was being facetious, Sebastian. God, you can be so uppity some times.
I approve of this man and his effort to drive the scourge of love into the black pit of hell where it belongs. Is there any way we can take the broken love of these forlorn couples and distill it into a fine liqour?
Okay, I have to admit, I was wrong about Hasbro not being an evil corporation run by the most vile criminals known to man. This recently posted expose on a trustworthy news site has confirmed all the negative things ever said about the company.
Rawr!
God, you can be so uppity some times.
It's nice that CF can address you properly. He must be your #1 fan to raise you to diety status. ;)
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Despite all that has come to pass here, I still have faith that my fellow Paizoians can appreciate an Onion story without starting a flame war. (As shown by those who have posted already - thanks guys and gals, I knew you had a good sense of humor!)
Wait, if we had a good sense of humor, then we wouldn't laugh at your jokes, right?
I'm sorry Sebastian, I also expected more from you. I would hve expect something like this.
Can we nominate groups? I'd vote for those a-holes that harass people at soldiers' funerals. They're nutty, isolated, and claim to be victims.
I had a cult that worshipped me once - it was great. They kept me well stocked in booze and hookers for an entire year.
I had a cult that worshipped me once - it was great. They kept me well stocked in booze and hookers for an entire year.
Didn't grant enough spells?
His cult was overthrown by mine.
Wow. I am surprised you could get them sober enough to plan their way out of a wet paper bag armed with a pair of scissors and a blow torch.
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His cult was overthrown by mine.Wow. I am surprised you could get them sober enough to plan their way out of a wet paper bag armed with a pair of scissors and a blow torch.
There's usually no plan, it just involves lots of explosions, gunfire and collateral damage to everything in the area including the wet paper bag.
There's usually no plan, it just involves lots of explosions, gunfire and collateral damage to everything in the area including the wet paper bag.
Sounds like our Shadowrun party :-)
Stefan
There's usually no plan, it just involves lots of explosions, gunfire and collateral damage to everything in the area including the wet paper bag.
That explains a great many things.
Can we nominate groups? I'd vote for those a-holes that harass people at soldiers' funerals. They're nutty, isolated, and claim to be victims.That would be these people right here. Jerks.
inbred jerks
Can we nominate groups? I'd vote for those a-holes that harass people at soldiers' funerals. They're nutty, isolated, and claim to be victims.That would be these people right here. Jerks.
Yeah, I heard about them a while ago. They are rabidly crazy about their special brand on "christian" faith. (I would not call them christians by any definition anymore.) The wikipedia entry is very educating.
Stefan
Scrabble!?! That's all it would have taken!?! Scrabble!?!
You mean I could have gotten out of all my failing relationships in the past quickly and easily without dragging it on only if I had played Scrabble!????
Curses!
Try as they might, Hasbro will ever be resigned to being Evil Lite as long as Sebastian draws breath.
Poor fools, they meddle with powers they do not understand...
You are only scratching at the surface of this conspiracy.
Mha ha ha!
Try as they might, Hasbro will ever be resigned to being Evil Lite as long as Sebastian draws breath.
Poor fools, they meddle with powers they do not understand...
You are only scratching at the surface of this conspiracy.
Mha ha ha!
All the result of unrequited love...
CourtFool! A certain CEO needs some luvin'. Poodle style.
Bella Sara Charter Superscriber
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I'm sorry Sebastian, I also expected more from you. I would hve expect something like this.
I'm not sure if you could call the frequent deaths of "Cultists of Jack" from their own gross incompetence or various venereal diseases acquired from livestock as "mass suicides," so that article wasn't quite on point for the boards.
I'm sorry Sebastian, I also expected more from you. I would hve expect something like this.I'm not sure if you could call the frequent deaths of "Cultists of Jack" from their own gross incompetence or various venereal diseases acquired from livestock as "mass suicides," so that article wasn't quite on point for the boards.
Yeah, it really sucked when PETA cracked down on us usin' up ponies as pinatas and kicking poodles. There aren't enough peasants and thieves to fill the day.
If only we knew a good defense lawyer...good lawyer...dats funny.
well the CEO's name was Mortimer Hassenfeld
Hassenfeld when translated into english means "hate field" playing with the words abit gives you "der Hassenfeld" which would mean the field of hatred. and the name Mortimer....that sounds very malevolent!
that was your German translation for the day, if you are unsatisfied with this translation please contact our toll free number at 1-800-Azhagal, thank you and good day
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I'm not sure if you could call the frequent deaths of "Cultists of Jack" from their own gross incompetence or various venereal diseases acquired from livestock as "mass suicides," so that article wasn't quite on point for the boards.
Somebody is cranky that his cult fell apart...(did I mention because my cult won?)
Somebody is cranky that his cult fell apart...(did I mention because my cult won?)
I'm not sure if you could call the frequent deaths of "Cultists of Jack" from their own gross incompetence or various venereal diseases acquired from livestock as "mass suicides," so that article wasn't quite on point for the boards.
It wasn't so much that the cult fell apart, it's just that much awesomeness couldn't be contained indefinitely. Even my clones are super cool.
{reads article} Yep, this also explains their 'happiness' in putting Michael Bay on the two Transformers movies. Sure, they'll claim it was for the $600M+ so far, but now we know their true motives.
Try as they might, Hasbro will ever be resigned to being Evil Lite as long as Sebastian draws breath.
Poor fools, they meddle with powers they do not understand...
I miss you houstonderek!!! Mwah :p
Sorry guys :)
Scrabble!?! That's all it would have taken!?! Scrabble!?!
You mean I could have gotten out of all my failing relationships in the past quickly and easily without dragging it on only if I had played Scrabble!????
Curses!
Never underestimate the power of a triple word score!
Cold, cruel, and calculating. I'm taking notes . . . .
Ooh can you make me a copy?