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It was the last day of PaizoCon, and everyone was tired and off their guard. Erik, usually so vigilante, was suffering from the fatigue of three days without sleep. In his hot little hands he held It.
The Pathfinder RPG.
Using all my natural guile and wits, I approached. And then I laid not one, but two hands on the It.
But then, like mighty Zeus, Erik struck me down for my hubris.
Now, lying battered and broken, I can only think: It was worth it. If I live, this will be a day I tell my children off.
^_^ Go gamer girl power! :)
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As the one who watched this event unfold can I be your dark angel of retribution!?
Yes. Yes you may.
^_^ Go gamer girl power! :)
Why thank you good sir. May the blessings of Immora shine upon you.
Speaking of which, I have conferred with my advisors and the astral advisory committee. My official portfolio is now to be femme fatales. I start my internship with Shelyn in two weeks.
The gears of the celestial bureaucracy turn very quickly, it seems.
Way to go!
It was the last day of PaizoCon, and everyone was tired and off their guard. Erik, usually so vigilante, was suffering from the fatigue of three days without sleep. In his hot little hands he held It.
The Pathfinder RPG.
Using all my natural guile and wits, I approached. And then I laid not one, but two hands on the It.
But then, like mighty Zeus, Erik struck me down for my hubris.
Now, lying battered and broken, I can only think: It was worth it. If I live, this will be a day I tell my children off.
Did the sacred book feel like mithril, smell like brimstone, and sound like an infinite number of souls screaming for mercy (or just a peek) under the lash of the insidious Erikithulu?
congratz Immora, I am not a woman but I will worship anyone wih your quality of art :D
I'll drop an "amen" on that sentiment. :)
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That's the tricky thing about being a cultist ... beheadings, disembowellings, being drawn and quartered, that kind of thing.
Although I suppose I should see if my "sister" is available as a proper cultist, as us male homids are more likely to be sacrificial fodder.
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Bloody cultists ...
Cacahuète = peanut. You can't kill a peanut, let alone enact retribution on it. Although it *does* have at least 1 hit point and a hardness of 1... :P
It starts as part of a plant, removing it from the plant is killing it. As for retribution... being SMASHED into paste and SMEARED on bread doesn't sound like a GOOD thing to me. Damn peanuts!
Although I suppose I should see if my "sister" is available as a proper cultist, as us male homids are more likely to be sacrificial fodder.
Don't do it man! She'll turn on you, like the movie "Wickerman"!
so I can start attracting some worshippers? Chaotic, tricky, greedy, female worshippers?
Um...is that female worshipers with those attributes or anyone who worships females with those attributes? I could easily worship a chaotic, tricky, greedy female....
:D
so I can start attracting some worshippers? Chaotic, tricky, greedy, female worshippers?Um...is that female worshipers with those attributes or anyone who worships females with those attributes? I could easily worship a chaotic, tricky, greedy female....
:D
I think I already do...