Heathansson
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IT WAS the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness, it was the epoch of belief, it was the epoch of incredulity, it was the season of Light, it was the season of Darkness, it was the spring of hope, it was the winter of despair, we had everything before us, we had nothing before us, we were all going direct to Heaven, we were all going direct the other way- in short, the period was so far like the present period, that some of its noisiest authorities insisted on its being received, for good or for evil, in the superlative degree of comparison only.
There were a king with a large jaw and a queen with a plain face, on the throne of England; there were a king with a large jaw and a queen with a fair face, on the throne of France. In both countries it was clearer than crystal to the lords of the State preserves of loaves and fishes, that things in general were settled for ever.
It was the year of Our Lord one thousand seven hundred and seventy-five. Spiritual revelations were conceded to England at that favoured period, as at this. Mrs. Southcott had recently attained her five-and-twentieth blessed birthday, of whom a prophetic private in the Life Guards had heralded the sublime appearance by announcing that arrangements were made for the swallowing up of London and Westminster. Even the Cock-lane ghost had been laid only a round dozen of years, after rapping out its messages, as the spirits of this very year last past (supernaturally deficient in originality) rapped out theirs. Mere messages in the earthly order of events had lately come to the English Crown and People, from a congress of British subjects in America: which, strange to relate, have proved more important to the human race than any communications yet received through any of the chickens of the Cock-lane brood.
France, less favoured on the whole as to matters spiritual than her sister of the shield and trident, rolled with exceeding smoothness down hill, making paper money and spending it. Under the guidance of her Christian pastors, she entertained herself, besides, with such humane achievements as sentencing a youth to have his hands cut off, his tongue torn out with pincers, and his body burned alive, because he had not kneeled down in the rain to do honour to a dirty procession of monks which passed within his view, at a distance of some fifty or sixty yards. It is likely enough that, rooted in the woods of France and Norway, there were growing trees, when that sufferer was put to death, already marked by the Woodman, Fate, to come down and be sawn into boards, to make a certain movable framework with a sack and a knife in it, terrible in history. It is likely enough that in the rough outhouses of some tillers of the heavy lands adjacent to Paris, there were sheltered from the weather that very day, rude carts, bespattered with rustic mire, snuffed about by pigs, and roosted in by poultry, which the Farmer, Death, had already set apart to be his tumbrils of the Revolution. But that Woodman and that Farmer, though they work unceasingly, work silently and no one heard them as they went about with muffled tread: the rather, forasmuch as to entertain any suspicion that they were awake, was to be atheistical and traitorous.
In England, there was scarcely an amount of order and protection to justify much national boasting. Daring burglaries by armed men, and highway robberies, took place in the capital itself every night; families were publicly cautioned not to go out of town without removing their furniture to upholsterers' warehouses for security; the highwayman in the dark was a City tradesman in the light, and, being recognised and challenged by his fellow-tradesman whom he stopped in his character of "the Captain," gallantly shot him through the head and rode away; the mail was waylaid by seven robbers, and the guard shot three dead, and then got shot dead himself by the other four, "in consequence of the failure of his ammunition:" after which the mail was robbed in peace; that magnificent potentate, the Lord Mayor of London, was made to stand and deliver on Turnham Green, by one highwayman, who despoiled the illustrious creature in sight of all his retinue; prisoners in London gaols fought battles with their turkeys, and the majesty of the law fired blunderbusses in among them, loaded with rounds of shot and ball; thieves snipped off diamond crosses from the necks of noble lords at Court drawing-rooms; musketeers went into St. Giles's, to search for contraband goods, and the mob fired on the musketeers, and the musketeers fir on the mob, and nobody thought any of these occurrences much out of the common way. In the midst of them, the hangman, ever busy and ever worse than useless, was in constant requisition; now, stringing up long rows of miscellaneous criminals; now, hanging a housebreaker on Saturday who had been taken on Tuesday; now, burning people in the hand at Newgate by the dozen, and now burning pamphlets at the door of Westminster Hall; to-day, taking the life of an atrocious murderer, and to-morrow of a wretched pilferer who had robbed a farmer's boy of sixpence.
All these things, and a thousand like them, came to pass in and close upon the dear old year one thousand seven hundred and seventy-five. Environed by them, while the Woodman and the Farmer worked unheeded, those two of the large jaws, and those other two of the plain and the fair faces, trod with stir enough, and carried their divine rights with a high hand. Thus did the year one thousand seven hundred and seventy-five conduct their Greatnesses, and myriads of small creatures- the creatures of this chronicle among the rest- along the roads that lay before them.
flash_cxxi
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lynora wrote:Good advice from the lady.... brains and beauty. ;PLord Secretary War-Bucks wrote:Well, it won't help bruised bones, but a long soak in water with lots of epsom salts is great for sore muscles. Also, orange oil will help soothe muscle spasms.
oh yeah anybody have any tips, hints, remedies for sore muscles and I believe bruised bones
For some reason I had a really tender back for the last couple of days. I don't know what the hell I did to it, but it felt like it was bruised all down my left side?
Moorluck
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flash_cxxi wrote:Lots of places on the list, but Oz wasn't one of them. Sorry.David Fryer wrote:Another day of job hunting done. I might end up working as a cop overseas.I hear Australia is good this time of year ;)
We should all go see the wizard... oh scratch that, lets find our own path. ;P
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Moorluck wrote:For some reason I had a really tender back for the last couple of days. I don't know what the hell I did to it, but it felt like it was bruised all down my left side?lynora wrote:Good advice from the lady.... brains and beauty. ;PLord Secretary War-Bucks wrote:Well, it won't help bruised bones, but a long soak in water with lots of epsom salts is great for sore muscles. Also, orange oil will help soothe muscle spasms.
oh yeah anybody have any tips, hints, remedies for sore muscles and I believe bruised bones
Sometimes you can get that from pulled muscles. MSM cream does wonders. (One of the main ingredients of it is orange oil which is an antispasmodic.)
I do so love home remedies. :) It amazes me how few people know them though.
flash_cxxi
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flash_cxxi wrote:Oh so tempting...;)David Fryer wrote:Another day of job hunting done. I might end up working as a cop overseas.I hear Australia is good this time of year ;)
lol... now if only I could get Paizonians to move down here so I could game with them...
Join us... Join ussssss.....
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lynora wrote:Join us... Join ussssss.....flash_cxxi wrote:Oh so tempting...;)David Fryer wrote:Another day of job hunting done. I might end up working as a cop overseas.I hear Australia is good this time of year ;)
lol... now if only I could get Paizonians to move down here so I could game with them...
Lol. :) We've actually talked about possibly moving overseas, but just now it seems like a particularly bad idea.
flash_cxxi
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flash_cxxi wrote:Lol. :) We've actually talked about possibly moving overseas, but just now it seems like a particularly bad idea.lynora wrote:Join us... Join ussssss.....flash_cxxi wrote:Oh so tempting...;)David Fryer wrote:Another day of job hunting done. I might end up working as a cop overseas.I hear Australia is good this time of year ;)
lol... now if only I could get Paizonians to move down here so I could game with them...
How so?
Our economy is a lot healthier than your atm and the exchange rate means you'd get more money...
Australia FTW!!! :D
Moorluck
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lynora wrote:flash_cxxi wrote:Lol. :) We've actually talked about possibly moving overseas, but just now it seems like a particularly bad idea.lynora wrote:Join us... Join ussssss.....flash_cxxi wrote:Oh so tempting...;)David Fryer wrote:Another day of job hunting done. I might end up working as a cop overseas.I hear Australia is good this time of year ;)
lol... now if only I could get Paizonians to move down here so I could game with them...
How so?
Our economy is a lot healthier than your atm and the exchange rate means you'd get more money...
Australia FTW!!! :D
And what my dear friend am I supposed to do about my guns? Smuggle them into the country?
flash_cxxi
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flash_cxxi wrote:And what my dear friend am I supposed to do about my guns? Smuggle them into the country?lynora wrote:flash_cxxi wrote:Lol. :) We've actually talked about possibly moving overseas, but just now it seems like a particularly bad idea.lynora wrote:Join us... Join ussssss.....flash_cxxi wrote:Oh so tempting...;)David Fryer wrote:Another day of job hunting done. I might end up working as a cop overseas.I hear Australia is good this time of year ;)
lol... now if only I could get Paizonians to move down here so I could game with them...
How so?
Our economy is a lot healthier than your atm and the exchange rate means you'd get more money...
Australia FTW!!! :D
ummm... you don't need them here... unless you're a criminal? Ih my god I knew I recognized your face from that FBI Top 10 Most Wanted List!!!
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lynora wrote:flash_cxxi wrote:Lol. :) We've actually talked about possibly moving overseas, but just now it seems like a particularly bad idea.lynora wrote:Join us... Join ussssss.....flash_cxxi wrote:Oh so tempting...;)David Fryer wrote:Another day of job hunting done. I might end up working as a cop overseas.I hear Australia is good this time of year ;)
lol... now if only I could get Paizonians to move down here so I could game with them...
How so?
Our economy is a lot healthier than your atm and the exchange rate means you'd get more money...
Australia FTW!!! :D
Australia is a big place!
If you are looking to build a gaming group, you might want to narrow the target a bit.
flash_cxxi
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flash_cxxi wrote:lynora wrote:flash_cxxi wrote:Lol. :) We've actually talked about possibly moving overseas, but just now it seems like a particularly bad idea.lynora wrote:Join us... Join ussssss.....flash_cxxi wrote:Oh so tempting...;)David Fryer wrote:Another day of job hunting done. I might end up working as a cop overseas.I hear Australia is good this time of year ;)
lol... now if only I could get Paizonians to move down here so I could game with them...
How so?
Our economy is a lot healthier than your atm and the exchange rate means you'd get more money...
Australia FTW!!! :D
Australia is a big place!
If you are looking to build a gaming group, you might want to narrow the target a bit.
Newcastle... 'bout an hour and half- two hours north of Sydney.
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flash_cxxi wrote:Oh so tempting...;)David Fryer wrote:Another day of job hunting done. I might end up working as a cop overseas.I hear Australia is good this time of year ;)
lol... now if only I could get Paizonians to move down here so I could game with them...
It is tempting isn't it?! :D
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flash_cxxi wrote:Lol. :) We've actually talked about possibly moving overseas, but just now it seems like a particularly bad idea.lynora wrote:Join us... Join ussssss.....flash_cxxi wrote:Oh so tempting...;)David Fryer wrote:Another day of job hunting done. I might end up working as a cop overseas.I hear Australia is good this time of year ;)
lol... now if only I could get Paizonians to move down here so I could game with them...
We have discussed the possibility of moving to Austraila ourselves. But it would be three years or so till we are able to. I am still in school and need to graduate before we actually take measures like that!
We are trying to save for an awesometasticTM gaming vacation to visit dear Flash though!
flash_cxxi
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lynora wrote:It is tempting isn't it?! :Dflash_cxxi wrote:Oh so tempting...;)David Fryer wrote:Another day of job hunting done. I might end up working as a cop overseas.I hear Australia is good this time of year ;)
lol... now if only I could get Paizonians to move down here so I could game with them...
You know you want to... ;)
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Solnes wrote:You know you want to... ;)lynora wrote:It is tempting isn't it?! :Dflash_cxxi wrote:Oh so tempting...;)David Fryer wrote:Another day of job hunting done. I might end up working as a cop overseas.I hear Australia is good this time of year ;)
lol... now if only I could get Paizonians to move down here so I could game with them...
I do I do! :)
flash_cxxi
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lynora wrote:flash_cxxi wrote:Lol. :) We've actually talked about possibly moving overseas, but just now it seems like a particularly bad idea.lynora wrote:Join us... Join ussssss.....flash_cxxi wrote:Oh so tempting...;)David Fryer wrote:Another day of job hunting done. I might end up working as a cop overseas.I hear Australia is good this time of year ;)
lol... now if only I could get Paizonians to move down here so I could game with them...
We have discussed the possibility of moving to Austraila ourselves. But it would be three years or so till we are able to. I am still in school and need to graduate before we actually take measures like that!
We are trying to save for an awesometasticTM gaming vacation to visit dear Flash though!
Yay!!! Visits for me! :D
Oh and Yay! I am a dear... :)
EDIT: There you go... top 'o the page to ye
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Solnes wrote:lynora wrote:flash_cxxi wrote:Lol. :) We've actually talked about possibly moving overseas, but just now it seems like a particularly bad idea.lynora wrote:Join us... Join ussssss.....flash_cxxi wrote:Oh so tempting...;)David Fryer wrote:Another day of job hunting done. I might end up working as a cop overseas.I hear Australia is good this time of year ;)
lol... now if only I could get Paizonians to move down here so I could game with them...
We have discussed the possibility of moving to Austraila ourselves. But it would be three years or so till we are able to. I am still in school and need to graduate before we actually take measures like that!
We are trying to save for an awesometasticTM gaming vacation to visit dear Flash though!Yay!!! Visits for me! :D
Oh and Yay! I am a dear... :)
EDIT: There you go... top 'o the page to ye
Aww you didn't have to give up the top o page! But yayyyy!!
flash_cxxi
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flash_cxxi wrote:Aww you didn't have to give up the top o page! But yayyyy!!Solnes wrote:lynora wrote:flash_cxxi wrote:Lol. :) We've actually talked about possibly moving overseas, but just now it seems like a particularly bad idea.lynora wrote:Join us... Join ussssss.....flash_cxxi wrote:Oh so tempting...;)David Fryer wrote:Another day of job hunting done. I might end up working as a cop overseas.I hear Australia is good this time of year ;)
lol... now if only I could get Paizonians to move down here so I could game with them...
We have discussed the possibility of moving to Austraila ourselves. But it would be three years or so till we are able to. I am still in school and need to graduate before we actually take measures like that!
We are trying to save for an awesometasticTM gaming vacation to visit dear Flash though!Yay!!! Visits for me! :D
Oh and Yay! I am a dear... :)
EDIT: There you go... top 'o the page to ye
Of course I did. Gotta be a gentleman for a lady... :D
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Solnes wrote:Of course I did. Gotta be a gentleman for a lady... :Dflash_cxxi wrote:Aww you didn't have to give up the top o page! But yayyyy!!Solnes wrote:lynora wrote:flash_cxxi wrote:Lol. :) We've actually talked about possibly moving overseas, but just now it seems like a particularly bad idea.lynora wrote:Join us... Join ussssss.....flash_cxxi wrote:Oh so tempting...;)David Fryer wrote:Another day of job hunting done. I might end up working as a cop overseas.I hear Australia is good this time of year ;)
lol... now if only I could get Paizonians to move down here so I could game with them...
We have discussed the possibility of moving to Austraila ourselves. But it would be three years or so till we are able to. I am still in school and need to graduate before we actually take measures like that!
We are trying to save for an awesometasticTM gaming vacation to visit dear Flash though!Yay!!! Visits for me! :D
Oh and Yay! I am a dear... :)
EDIT: There you go... top 'o the page to ye
*Looks around for the Lady*
Who me?!
flash_cxxi
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flash_cxxi wrote:Solnes wrote:Of course I did. Gotta be a gentleman for a lady... :Dflash_cxxi wrote:Aww you didn't have to give up the top o page! But yayyyy!!Solnes wrote:lynora wrote:flash_cxxi wrote:Lol. :) We've actually talked about possibly moving overseas, but just now it seems like a particularly bad idea.lynora wrote:Join us... Join ussssss.....flash_cxxi wrote:Oh so tempting...;)David Fryer wrote:Another day of job hunting done. I might end up working as a cop overseas.I hear Australia is good this time of year ;)
lol... now if only I could get Paizonians to move down here so I could game with them...
We have discussed the possibility of moving to Austraila ourselves. But it would be three years or so till we are able to. I am still in school and need to graduate before we actually take measures like that!
We are trying to save for an awesometasticTM gaming vacation to visit dear Flash though!Yay!!! Visits for me! :D
Oh and Yay! I am a dear... :)
EDIT: There you go... top 'o the page to ye
*Looks around for the Lady*
Who me?!
Of course you... you're the only one here and I know you're a Lady. ;) I can't see lynora around either...