Do you have like camps or something?!Well, people could use some Texas sensibility in their child rearing ;)HoustonDerek's Guide to Kick-Ass/Ass-Kicking Parenting
Hey, I'd write the foreword to it...
Boot Camps!
Oh, and it is perfectly legal to give noogies until your knuckles are raw here!
;)
Nice! Here they take your kids and say you are abusing them if you look at them sideways. Kinda makes it rough for the whole punishment issues.
I worked, but, since I'm in charge and we were slow, I closed early. I'm going to chill the rest of the day, maybe do some laundry later, watch the future baby mama nap on the couch, go to lunch with mom tomorrow and game from 4:30 until (hopefully) 9:30/10pm :)
Sounds nice! We plan on cleaning up a bit, having cake for breakfast, and gaming all day!!
Well, I am off to the store to pick up something decent for moorluck's b-day dinner....
See yall in a bit! :D
Happy Birthday Moorluck, I know it is early but in case I forget tomorrow.
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Do you have like camps or something?!Well, people could use some Texas sensibility in their child rearing ;)HoustonDerek's Guide to Kick-Ass/Ass-Kicking Parenting
Hey, I'd write the foreword to it...
Boot Camps!
Oh, and it is perfectly legal to give noogies until your knuckles are raw here!
;)
And now we will discuss how to get little tommy to do his homework, first you need...
Um, my Facebook is messed up. It doesn't have your name as Ed Gruberman....Happy Birthday Moorluck, I know it is early but in case I forget tomorrow.
thanks buddy!
Guess what I got...
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;)
It doesn't? That's strange....
Well the potstickers turned out to be more like won tons, but the chow mein went over great. I'll just make won ton soup for lunch tomorrow.
Way to improvise! ;)
Keep trying with the pot stickers. Man, they're like the kind of crack that goes with soy sauce...
Now you know what's killing me?
In the NY dim sum planes, I could get this pork pastry that had layers of flaky crust. Here in Dallas, the only kind of pork buns they have are steamed pork buns...which are just not as wonderful.
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Now you know what's killing me?
In the NY dim sum planes, I could get this pork pastry that had layers of flaky crust. Here in Dallas, the only kind of pork buns they have are steamed pork buns...which are just not as wonderful.
Have you gone to Arc en Ciel in (was it Richardson? Off of Jupiter Rd.?)?
I think they have the flaky pork pastries, but it's been 15 years since I've done dim sum there...
Well, either Heathy's just trying to get a rile out of us, or he's been working crazy hours again and now is just kind of posting randomly...
Thanks, HD. That's the part of town I got to for Chinese anyway (Canton is pretty awesome, and there's a little bakery over their that makes snow balls that send me into culinary ecstasy. Next time the wife wants dim sum, I'll look for it instead of the usual trip to the (OK) Maxine's.
I understand what you're saying, you were abused, BBQlly, when you were young. We're here for you, man. With weekly trips to Sonny Bryan's and Dickie's, we should have you feeling better in a month or two...but complete recovery could take years....
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I understand what you're saying, you were abused, BBQlly, when you were young. We're here for you, man. With weekly trips to Sonny Bryan's and Dickie's, we should have you feeling better in a month or two...but complete recovery could take years....
They need a Sonny's out here to show you how it's done.
Starts force-feeding the deranged lupine BBQ beans with a large wooden spoon.
Honestly, if you're complaining about the sweet smokey beans you're probably eating here in Dallas, I'm pretty sure they migrated here from Kansas City, and in other parts of TX, you'll get the spicier pintos.
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I think the steak is better in Nebraska. All cornfed, instead of on scrubby tumbleweeds.
You should try the Iowa chops in Iowa, now that is a pork chop, and midwest beef is awesome
I need help, I am finding out that I think like Moorluck. Could this escalate, do I need a doctor?
I need help, I am finding out that I think like Moorluck. Could this escalate, do I need a doctor?
Take to of these here 12 gauge pills I have at the end of this here "tubular medicine delivery apparatus". That'll cure you...
I need help, I am finding out that I think like Moorluck. Could this escalate, do I need a doctor?Take to of these here 12 gauge pills I have at the end of this here "tubular medicine delivery apparatus". That'll cure you...
are you sure, I want a second oppinion. but if the outcome looks bleak we could go hunting lol :)
are you sure, I want a second oppinion. but if the outcome looks bleak we could go hunting lol :)I need help, I am finding out that I think like Moorluck. Could this escalate, do I need a doctor?Take to of these here 12 gauge pills I have at the end of this here "tubular medicine delivery apparatus". That'll cure you...
I'll give you a second opinion. Your war plan is like old people having sex. Slow and sloppy...