Someone's going to pay for that.
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digs around for some change
IT WASN'T ME I SWEAR
*hops the fence*
Maelstrom-damned neighbors. Seriously.
Yea! Always over-shooting their target.
Pulls out the tool-chest of chaos and hammers a new door into place.., diagonally
We have a landlord? Potato Slaad told me we were squatting. I've been squatting over this houseplant for a month.
That explains the smells and colors.
Hey, I earned brownie points! Don't get jealous now!
Pulls out a loaded wrapper and eats hostess brownie bites, dated June 24th, 1999.
[i]Looks at Toseed Slaad inquisitiely{/i]
That house plant, is it an apple tree or a pine apple tree?
So, like I totally don't have my share of the rent this month. Because like I spent it on like this totally wicked way of talking.
Hey, I earned brownie points! Don't get jealous now!
Pulls out a loaded wrapper and eats hostess brownie bites, dated June 24th, 1999.
Looks at Toseed Slaad inquisitiely
That house plant, is it an apple tree or a pine apple tree?
Hey I do the inquisitive looks around here! Oh no wait, I do the lord-inquisitive looks.
looks at spicy nacho slaad lord-inquisitively
Lord Inquisitor, your gibbering mouther has eaten its leash again, yeeesssss.
Why look at me? I'm not hurting anything.
Hides blood-stained butcher's knife and twitching rabbit behind his back
Lord Inquisitor, your gibbering mouther has eaten its leash again, yeeesssss.
Finally, i already thought he was going to starve.
My gibbering mouther starved to death.
*sigh* Let me go get the defibrillator again.
*jabs a rod into the corpse, sticks a wire to the top, sticks other end of wire to another rod, takes second rod onto the roof and waits for storm*
does rain dance around corpse
If that doesn't work, we can always try that castle in Trabsylvania.
*shoves a copy of The Life of Pi in one of its mouths*
I found that book very powerful. I hope it powers the defibrillator.
*slaps Gibbering Mouther*
BE HEALED!!!
Did that work?
Nopw. Time for Baseball.
Throws a bottle of tomato paste up in the air and swins his sledge hammer mistakenly used as a rod of resurrection.
*kicks generator*
BBBBZZZZZZZZZRKRKKRKRKRKKRKKKKKKK
I've always wanted to say that.
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Nopw. Time for Baseball.
Throws a bottle of tomato paste up in the air and swins his sledge hammer mistakenly used as a rod of resurrection.
Is it the World Series of Calvinball already?
Is it the World Series of Calvinball already?Nopw. Time for Baseball.
Throws a bottle of tomato paste up in the air and swins his sledge hammer mistakenly used as a rod of resurrection.
Screaming at the bottle of tomato paste
Live! Damn you LIVE!!!!!!!!!!
wait, nevermind, that's not my gibbering mouther, that's yesterday's lunch.
Thanks for everyone's participation though!
That explains why it's just oozing about rather than gibbering again, yeeesssss.
Another success for science. Guess I'd better pack all this back up somewhere. *tosses lightningrod equipment into the sink*
Meanders off the thread, then...
Smashes through the thread on a steamroller marked N.D.O.T. with large glass of Iced Tea in one hand and large slab of ham in the other
Gentlemen, you're ship has arrived.
You looking for a warm harbor, sailor?
I'm not sure that makes sense...
It's about bloody time. *walks up the side of the vessel and sits atop the cockpit*
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Poodle goes hump
Cat goes nyan
Puffin goes peep
and zombie goes brains
Charnie goes moo
Carpet goes squish
and the Cosmo goes Mwah-ha-ha-ha
Trolls say grar
and Stigs go _____
and the inevitable goes 1000100101110100101
But theres one sound
That no one knows
What does the slaad say?
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Wernk?
Fnord?
Present
*Pokes head in*
Sniff?
Welcome. Have a free desert!
*eggs SnowJade*
We haven't done that in a while, right?
Dang skippy!
OMG I LOVE EGGINGS!
Hey, hey, hey! Oh. Yeah, what a bunch of hard-boiled characters you all are. Very funny. Oh, well. (Licks resignedly at fur.)
It's good that you are able to crack jokes even though 2d4 slaadlings are about to erupt from your torso in a spray of blood and organs.
*erupts from SnowJade's torso is a spray of blood and organs*
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Huzzah!
*plays "The Rite of Spring" on the kazoo to celebrate*
*smashes wine bottle on the wall in celebration*
*drinks from the shattered spout*
Eats a taco or six
Oh, they're so cute!
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Would that qualify as taking 2d4 for the team, or giving it/them? Or both? And where's the rest of the tacos?
*passes out cigars*
I'm a daddy!
*punches a hole in the wall*
This is the best thread ever.