THIS UNIT HAS ALWAYS DESIRED A WATCHPENGUIN
But who watches the watchpenguin?
The watchpenguinwatcher who is in turn watched by a watchpenguinwatcherwatcher.
And before you ask: M'aiq watches the watchpenguinwatcherwatcher.
For some reason, I don't know if I should believe you.
Anyone see or talk to Hastur the Unspeakable? Tell him someone named Nyarlathotep left his voice mail on my cell phone again.
I was Sprint or Verizon would send a representative to those Elder Gods and sort some these wrong phone numbers.
gallops through the thread on the back of a fiery steed
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{casts Phantom steed}
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*casts Phantom Steed*
*a horse wearing a white mask appears and starts singing about Christine*
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*casts Phantom Steed*
*a horse moonwalks into the thread with one silver hoof*
*casts Fandom Steed*
*exit, purused by a cosplaying horse*
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*casts phantom steed*
*nothing happens*
Bitey not spellcasting class.
WTF?!
EDIT: Bonus Watching!
This is the best thread ever.
I'm not sure what he is. It isn't just the hardboiled eggs...he has little cubes of stale bread and chunks of vegetables and fake bacon bits stuck to him. Maybe he's some kind of performance artist?Could be.
Hey leafy dude... You want to go egg something?
Sure, but how should I dress for the occasion? Ranch or Caesar?
I'm going to wear rhinestones. You should wear something complimentary.
*casts Phantom Steed*
*Summons a black maned steed with a star shaped birthmark on its shoulder and pupils like black fires*
Furueru zo haato! Moetsukiru hodo hiito!
Hooaaaaaaaaaah...
Kisamu zo, ketsueki no biito!!!
*rides about while madly tentacle flailing*
RAINBOW CHAOS...OVERDRIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!!!
I'm going to wear rhinestones. You should wear something complimentary.
You mean like an ex who wants to hook back up?
I HAVE STICKS THROUGH MY HEAD!
*removes head, leaves sticks*
Problem solved, yeeessssss.
What problem?
Exactly.
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Yeeesssssssss.
I'm going to wear rhinestones. You should wear something complimentary.You mean like an ex who wants to hook back up?
I could see making an ex into a stylish dress...
70s cowboy attire makes you sound like a rhinestone slaadboy.
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Somebody around here wearing assless chaps? Sham-WOW is great for getting those sweat stains out of your dining room chairs.
Does it get out stains from Booty Sweat and melted Bust-A-Nut bars?
If they keep twerking like that, I'm gonna need a sham-WOW.
hu hu hu hu hu.
I could see making an ex into a stylish dress...I'm going to wear rhinestones. You should wear something complimentary.You mean like an ex who wants to hook back up?
Sounds like you need an ax for the ex...
I had an ex-ax once......
I had an ex-ax once......
What about an ex-ox-ax?
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I ax'd my ex about an ox-ax once. It was an axident.
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If they keep twerking like that, I'm gonna need a sham-WOW.
hu hu hu hu hu.
♫Whistle while you twerk♫
*whistles*
Chaotic, yes, as long as it's not Ex-Lax. That one mess I won't touch.
*flush*
*Twerks*
*Twerks*
Is Swayze making you do that?
GOOD EVENING GENTLESLAADBEINGS
I prefer a lampshade evening myself, but that's how I pretzel.
:::sticks his finger in his eye:::
Snarf.
Whoopee Whoopee Get Rupee
BJÖRK
HUH?
Ayup.
Bazoom!
Zuumba!
Reckin