Oooohhhh...big weekend coming up. I'm not sure how I'll manage all those picnics and BBQs. So much to do....
Oooohhhh...big weekend coming up. I'm not sure how I'll manage all those picnics and BBQs. So much to do....
I would help, but...
I'd just be left out to wilt in the sun.
Well, it's going to take some effort to get through this weekend, but after that, things'll slow down considerably.
Well, it's going to take some effort to get through this weekend, but after that, things'll slow down considerably.
Thanks to the wonders of greenhouses and refrigerated trucks, I'm always in season!
Well, it's going to take some effort to get through this weekend, but after that, things'll slow down considerably.Thanks to the wonders of greenhouses and refrigerated trucks, I'm always in season!
It isn't so much a matter of me being in or out of season, but that up North, folks tend to cut down on the outdoors stuff during the winter.
I'm the best Slaad ever.
Dinner Rolls. Dinner Rolls, Don't forget the Dinner Rolls this Labor Day Weekend.
I'm the best Slaad ever.
We are but humble soldiers of Chaos, following in his foosteps.
I'm the best Slaad ever.
We are but humble soldiers of Chaos, following in his foosteps.
I thought we didn't follow anybody because we are chaotic.
I thought we didn't follow anybody because we are chaotic.I'm the best Slaad ever.
We are but humble soldiers of Chaos, following in his foosteps.
Well, I can't follow in anyone's footstep because I'm a Slaad of the sea. Tuna, Get it?
Oh well!!!
GO TEAM CHAOS!
Well, I can't follow in anyone's footstep because I'm a Slaad of the sea. Tuna, Get it?
Hiss! Quack!
<Waves beaver tail menacingly>
Well, I can't follow in anyone's footstep because I'm a Slaad of the sea. Tuna, Get it?Hiss! Quack!
<Waves beaver tail menacingly>
Hey, watch where you wave that thing.
I just want everyone to know that the bug cult is open for memebership, but you need to be a bug avatar, or need a bug name to join.
Come one come all to the hive.
:leaves thread:
<Pats ceiling with beaver tail>
Well, that's new ... is Cobb evolving or just morphing?
Oooohhhh...big weekend coming up. I'm not sure how I'll manage all those picnics and BBQs. So much to do....I would help, but...
I'd just be left out to wilt in the sun.
I cause all sorts of gastrointestinal chaos when left out in the sun ...
I thought we didn't follow anybody because we are chaotic.
I'm speaking metaphorically, of course. Just because we're slaads doesn't mean we can't be philosophical on occasion.
I thought we didn't follow anybody because we are chaotic.I'm speaking metaphorically, of course. Just because we're slaads doesn't mean we can't be philosophical on occasion.
We can be philosophical... Or not... Because we are chaotic.
I like it.
Exactly!
If a tree is falling in the forest, and no one is around to clap with one hand, does a poodle still show up to pee on a Jack?
Exactly!
If a tree is falling in the forest, and no one is around to clap with one hand, does a poodle still show up to pee on a Jack?
The answer is yes.
The answer is yes.
Damn, I thought the answer was "purple".
The answer is yes.Damn, I thought the answer was "purple".
Hiss! Quack! Quack!
Hiss! Quack! Quack!
Is that all you ever say? Not very chaotic, if you ask me.
Is that all you ever say? Not very chaotic, if you ask me.Hiss! Quack! Quack!
Qat! Qindar! Qoph! Quack!
Hiss!
BACON BITS!!!!
I'm delicious.
Wow, I had a great weekend. So many picnics, BBQs, and get togethers.....
Me too! I'm glad we're all so delicious.
Double, double toil and trouble Fire burn, and caldron bubble
I smell a youling this way comming
Double, double toil and trouble Fire burn, and caldron bubble
I smell a youling this way comming
No no, it should be:
"Double double, toil and troubles
Bad heart burn and stomach bubbles"
Yes, I was left out in the sun for too long this last weekend ...
Double, double toil and trouble Fire burn, and caldron bubble
I smell a youling this way comming
Youling? what's a youling. Do they like Dinner Rolls.
Youling? what's a youling. Do they like Dinner Rolls.
Curse my terrible spelling. I meant youngling.
And Puffy, everyone likes Dinner Rolls
Youling? what's a youling. Do they like Dinner Rolls.Curse my terrible spelling. I meant youngling.
Whew! For a second there, I thought you might be talking about some weird fiendish plant creature. It's hard to keep track of some of the stuff that comes out of the lower planes.
Whew! For a second there, I thought you might be talking about some weird fiendish plant creature. It's hard to keep track of some of the stuff that comes out of the lower planes.
who says I'm not talking about some weird fiendish plant creature?
who says I'm not talking about some weird fiendish plant creature?
Whew! For a second there, I thought you might be talking about some weird fiendish plant creature. It's hard to keep track of some of the stuff that comes out of the lower planes.
I knew it! I knew there was something weird about that kid down the street!
I knew it! I knew there was something weird about that kid down the street!who says I'm not talking about some weird fiendish plant creature?
Whew! For a second there, I thought you might be talking about some weird fiendish plant creature. It's hard to keep track of some of the stuff that comes out of the lower planes.
We should egg him.
We should egg him.I knew it! I knew there was something weird about that kid down the street!who says I'm not talking about some weird fiendish plant creature?
Whew! For a second there, I thought you might be talking about some weird fiendish plant creature. It's hard to keep track of some of the stuff that comes out of the lower planes.
We can give him dinner rolls too.
We can give him dinner rolls too.We should egg him.I knew it! I knew there was something weird about that kid down the street!who says I'm not talking about some weird fiendish plant creature?
Whew! For a second there, I thought you might be talking about some weird fiendish plant creature. It's hard to keep track of some of the stuff that comes out of the lower planes.
So we torment him, then give him a reward?
Sounds Chaotic. I like it.
Go TEAM CHAOS!!!!
So we torment him, then give him a reward?
Sounds Chaotic. I like it.
Then we torment him some more. Then we put him in... the Comfy Chair! Then we smack him soundly with a large fish, teach him a couple silly walks, spray poodle pheromones all over him, and drop him into the Poodle Lords thread.
Umm, maybe not chaotic enough.
Yrthak!
So I actually have a serious question... if you were going to re-design an OGL version of a slaad, what changes would you make? Anything... stats, abilities, background, divergent evolutionary offshoots, method of egg implantation, random mutations... anything.
So I actually have a serious question... if you were going to re-design an OGL version of a slaad, what changes would you make? Anything... stats, abilities, background, divergent evolutionary offshoots, method of egg implantation, random mutations... anything.
So I actually have a serious question... if you were going to re-design an OGL version of a slaad, what changes would you make? Anything... stats, abilities, background, divergent evolutionary offshoots, method of egg implantation, random mutations... anything.
Hey! I was saving that for later!!
*eats TS's other foot*
mmmmmm ... slaadelicious!
Hey! I was saving that for later!!
*eats TS's other foot*
mmmmmm ... slaadelicious!
Mmmm. Aren't I, though?
So I actually have a serious question... if you were going to re-design an OGL version of a slaad, what changes would you make? Anything... stats, abilities, background, divergent evolutionary offshoots, method of egg implantation, random mutations... anything.
Do proteans complete a picnic? Have you ever had a protean as a BBQ side-dish? They are nothing like the new slaad. Nothind I tell you.
Rutabaga penstock castanets fuselage.
Do proteans complete a picnic? Have you ever had a protean as a BBQ side-dish? They are nothing like the new slaad. Nothind I tell you.So I actually have a serious question... if you were going to re-design an OGL version of a slaad, what changes would you make? Anything... stats, abilities, background, divergent evolutionary offshoots, method of egg implantation, random mutations... anything.
You tell 'em Chef's!
*regrows feet*
Hey, can I do that trick?
Do proteans complete a picnic? Have you ever had a protean as a BBQ side-dish? They are nothing like the new slaad. Nothind I tell you.So I actually have a serious question... if you were going to re-design an OGL version of a slaad, what changes would you make? Anything... stats, abilities, background, divergent evolutionary offshoots, method of egg implantation, random mutations... anything.
Gnort!