Well to be fair, they're really soft comfy underwear.
Who gets to egg Batman first?
The Penguin? And when I say the Penguin, I mean Gunter and not that silly Cobblepot fellow.
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Wernk.
So, are you wearing anything that's actually yours? Or are you running around in Penguin's shirt and pants and Fish Mooney's underwear?
Pretty sure these are Catwoman's undies. And the Riddler's shoes. Joker's socks. Robin's gloves. Superman's cape. And Captain America's jock strap (don't ask).
But the mask is all mine.
But what antiquated halibut do you speak?
*runs off with the mask*
Now I'M Batman!
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*Takes Captain America's jock strap off of I'm Batman and puts it back on him over his head.*
There, now you can say you're Bane.
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His punishment must be more severe.
Wilson receives it in splits forging.
That bastard Wilson still won't tell anyone which island he stranded poor Cobb Slaad on! WILLLLLLLLLLLSOOOOOOOOOOON!
Have no fear. Corn will tell us!
Pink elephants chandelier that table pig book.
Tie dyed plaid giraffes in a swimming pool full of machine tools and harpsichords. In the background an insane musician plays an accordion while chasing kobolds with a flame thrower and yelling insults in cthonian.
{dreams of fresh guacamole and margaritas sacrificed to Haastur, the Queen in Green}
OoooOOOOOoooooh What a wonderful sight it is to see
Four bishops glued end to end beneath a parrot dressed up as a breadfruit carving of the Admiral Graf Spee
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{dreams of fresh guacamole and margaritas sacrificed to Haastur, the Queen in Green}
<Dreams of consuming margaritas in a restaurant serving fine Mexican cuisine.>
Meanwhile in the halls of power dozens of politicians compete to get the best deals possible for selling their constituents down the river.
The constituents, becoming ever more cynical, are starting to wonder when it will be ok to shoot the slime balls.
In the background an insane musician plays an accordion while chasing kobolds with a flame thrower and yelling insults in cthonian.
Police attempt to arrest a guy in a clown suit who was running around hitting people with a rubber chicken. Then they found out he did have a license to do that.
Meanwhile bureaucrats working for the federal government succeed in getting a man thrown in jail for scratching his rump in his living room.
Chernobog pink davits.
KY flavored Pringles covered in motor oil and served up with dead mice.
Romp Romp went the Trolley! Morp Morp went the bell!
Minnie and the slinky pork-chop never tiger the chandelier ape?
"Pardon me, sir, but would you kindly close the lightning and armour these whining eggs? My wife is upsetting your granite"
In Urdu:
"، صاحب معاف کرنا، لیکن تم براہ مہربانی ان رونا انڈے بجلی بند اور کوچ کریں گے؟ میری بیوی آپ گرینائٹ پریشان کن ہے"
In Old Church Slavonic:
"Mundikhululukire ine, bwana, koma inu mwachifundo kutseka mphezi ndi zida izi adzangokumvera mazira? Mkazi wanga zikukutsegulani wanu lubwe"
In Atlantean:
"פאַרענטפער מיר, האר, אָבער וואָלט איר ליב נאָענט די בליץ און אַרמאָר די קרעכץ עגגס? מיין פרוי איז אַפּסעטינג דיין גראַניט"
But......plate!
Silverware!
What happens if a jackalwere is bitten by a silverware? Or an underwear?
Awarding the sword with the candle?
What happens if a jackalwere is bitten by a silverware? Or an underwear?
In the first case he turns into a salad fork on the full moon.
In the second case he becomes a pair of jackal drawers on the full moon.
The badges are clipped and hang down from the wall.
There was a...I totally forgot what I was going to say. Maybe I have all-timers or is it alt-imers or maybe it's a tumor...[insert Arnold Schwarzeneger quote here]. I don't wanna get to the choppa!
The brunette plant heats tissue to Yoda.
There was a...I totally forgot what I was going to say. Maybe I have all-timers or is it alt-imers or maybe it's a tumor...[insert Arnold Schwarzeneger quote here]. I don't wanna get to the choppa!
*Grabs a 20 lb sledge hammer and a dull rusty chain saw.*
Don't worry. I'll save you!
Nun of yew are making Annie scents.
There was a...I totally forgot what I was going to say. Maybe I have all-timers or is it alt-imers or maybe it's a tumor...[insert Arnold Schwarzeneger quote here]. I don't wanna get to the choppa!*Grabs a 20 lb sledge hammer and a dull rusty chain saw.*
Don't worry. I'll save you!
And I'll shave you.
After you with that rusty chainslaw. Colesaw. Whatever it is, there's cabbage and mayonnaise all over it. I assume that's mayonnaise, anyway, unless my fellow slaads have been getting more than usually excited about their, er, power tools.
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Nun of yew are making Annie scents.
Annie's pretty young. We try not to sexualize her.
Nun of yew are making Annie scents.Annie's pretty young. We try not to sexualize her.
But she does smell rather nice though.
Burbling grog does seventeen a candle flabbergast.
How dare you creak sinister while soaping my bonze!
Cow!
Roasted pheasant under 747.
Thanks I needed blat.
*makes motorboat noises*
Piggies mirror bumble books kleenex!
Studies have shown that canned coconut has been linked to anthrax
Bananarama!
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Studies have shown that canned coconut has been linked to anthrax
Darn! I knew I shouldn't have turned those sheep loose to graze on the coconut palms. But they looked so happy swinging from tree to tree ...
Frame tape yon turtle overblown the void peel.
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The Shareef don't like it
Rock the void peel
Rock the void peel
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Horological chance of episodes accuracy runs fodder.
It's an IBM 36085, this computer came alive.
Paint brush.