Please ban everyone that posted in this thread as they are obviously full of nothing but bile and have nothing to add to the forums but their own raging hate for anything good and decent.
Further, please moderate this board as these children have demonstrated their inability to act as I deem appropriate.
Courtfool, you are a dumb guy! Obviously we should nt be banned. We should be given jobs! The exact opposite of what you say?
Courtfool, you are a dumb guy! Obviously we should nt be banned. We should be given jobs! The exact opposite of what you say?
It is a shame your father left the computer unlocked when he left the room allowing you and your Juicy Juice covered fingers to bang out such an infantile reply. Is there an adult in the house?
Let me put this in language your feeble mind can process: STFU n00b!!!1!!shift+1
How dare you calls me the NOOB!? I am have been playing D&DD for EIGHTY FIVE YEARS! Think before you type!
And now we see the perils of teaching that fuzzy math.
Yeah? Well... um... Splunge!
It could be worse: a dretch president.
Kirth=The Authority.Heathansson = Sebastian.
That about makes no damn sense.
Or perhaps a Kennedy/Kerry ticket ..Oh wait, I already suffer under that administration. :(
shuffles off to have a beer to forget
Ah, don't worry Pat. Here.
*hands him a beer*
gluggs beer down
Meisterbrau? AWW c'mon!
Hey man, when you drink like me, it don't matter, as long as you get it!
My cat is much mowe wogical.
That cat is pretty logical!
Rock on French people
Vive les Gauloise!
Allez les bleus!
I don't know how flame war III will be fought, but I know how flame war IV will-with sticks and stones.We should make it a Flame World War and bring it to ENworld and RPGnet and WotC Forums...Which one of those will be like the French?
You mean: Which will be the first to surrender?
Hey, shut up!
....but yes, you're right
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German "pardon me"
Frenchman "WE SURENDER"
German "I only wanted to..."
Frenchman "WE SURENDER"
German "..ask directions for the..."
Frenchman "WE SURENDER"
German "...Lourve. Never mind".
Frenchman "WE SURENDER"
German as he walks away "#@$%*%@$"
Frenchman "Come back coward, afraid to fight"?
Apologies to the French for the bad taste of the last post. Those responsible have been sacked.
Vive les Arcadiens!
Who let the Frogs out?
Oui! Oui! Oui!
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I don't know how flame war III will be fought, but I know how flame war IV will-with sticks and stones.
That is because anyone with two brain cells can see that Flame War IV is nothing but a dumbed-down product for the ADHD-addled Pokemon generation, and has been designed so any slope-browed neanderthal can pick it up, with no differentiation between the races or the classes, just everyone using sticks (for melee) or stones (for ranged attacks).
A feeble attempt has been made to give the illusion of choice, by offering feats to use sticks on a ranged attack, and stones in melee, but the attack bonuses and the damage output are IDENTICAL IN EVERY CASE.
It is quite apparent that this so-called 'survivalist' game requires NO system mastery, and the rules can be picked up in a matter of minutes, which is absolutely disgusting. No-one should be allowed to participate, until they have passed my rigorous standards. I didn't spend 1500 hours of ACTUAL theoretical analysis, just so people less dedicated than me could ignore me and waste their time having FUN!
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I admit, a 'sapethal can't do the minmax maths too good, but he'll challenge the 'sapesape d.m. to a headclubbing contest.
The typical 'sapethal knows a 'sapesape has a thinner skull, and is thus incapable of withstanding the same levels of blunt head trauma.
It's one of those "common sense" things- i.e. Mr. Sapethal knows that he doesn't have to outrun the Ursus Spelaeus, just outrun Mr. SapeSape, who will forestall U. Spel. with his screams and steaming entrails.
Oy! froggies gunna win Flame's war numbo wateva
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Well I shall NEVER BE POSTING ON THIS FORUM EVER AGAIN. (Lip quivering with outrage.) The PAIZOMATIXS are TROLLS going around bullying EVERYONE in a flawed Lawful Evil way, whose unimaginative response to anything is a FAILED Bluff check 'That won't work on me, it is ineffective, you are irrelevant'. The FROGS are an insult to the noble French nation, and every poster with a frog alias is clearly disrespecting Robespierre and the French Revolution. The Jacks are a bunch of Monty-Python wannabes, who have less humour than John Clease has in his fingernail clippings, and are consequently FULL OF FAIL. The Runelords are another bunch of wannabes, who never do anything, (apparently they all think that their so-called Runelord of Sloth has the right way to do things), and the Poodles are led by COURTFOOL- need I say any more on that subject?
Yet, your strawman argument itself is an Epic Fail...because my infallible statistical analysis says so.
:O
[awkward silence]
Sorry you feel that way, Charlie...
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The scarecrow in the Wizard of Oz is a proper strawman. Your attempt to dispute the facts is a shabby imitation.
Edit:AND the scarecrow clearly has more brains than you.
Haah, your presumptions mean nothing. In fact, your pathetic attempts make you at best a half-troll. Perhaps a "tro". Ain't no opinion about it buddy, your Epic Fail begats more Epic Fails.
Now go away before I taunt you some more!
I hate people who taunt others. (sorry, I'm not an accomplished flamer)
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Well I shall NEVER BE POSTING ON THIS FORUM EVER AGAIN. (Lip quivering with outrage.) The PAIZOMATIXS are TROLLS going around bullying EVERYONE in a flawed Lawful Evil way, whose unimaginative response to anything is a FAILED Bluff check 'That won't work on me, it is ineffective, you are irrelevant'. The FROGS are an insult to the noble French nation, and every poster with a frog alias is clearly disrespecting Robespierre and the French Revolution. The Jacks are a bunch of Monty-Python wannabes, who have less humour than John Clease has in his fingernail clippings, and are consequently FULL OF FAIL. The Runelords are another bunch of wannabes, who never do anything, (apparently they all think that their so-called Runelord of Sloth has the right way to do things), and the Poodles are led by COURTFOOL- need I say any more on that subject?
The only posters with any dignity are Sebastian, who stays as far away from his 'groupies' as possible, and refuses to post on these threads, and Heathansson who attempts to control the out of control, attention-deficit, posters with what spare time he has. It is NO WONDER that the only trips that Paizo staffers make to this forum are concerned with locking threads. Like the $E forum, they know that what passes for debate on this forum these days is now beneath their attention, a seething ugly mass of moronic ideas. Mike Mcartor used to regularly post on the sm*rf thread, and the PostMonster used to philosophise and wax eloquent about loafs; and where are thy now? That's right, you all turned this forum into a toxic cesspool with your lickings and your actions are irrelevant, and your dumb froggy wierdness, so they don't want to come here any more.
You should all be ashamed of yourselves.
Well I'm going to join Sebastian now. You can all rot in these slums of mediocre ideas.
<flounces off in a huff>
<flounces back>
And all you cultists of the elements are dumb too. And the kobolds. And all your other little cliques. The...
All right, more space for us lowbrows to post-in. Hooray reactionary rants.
The PAIZOMATIXS are TROLLS going around bullying EVERYONE in a flawed Lawful Evil way, whose unimaginative response to anything is a FAILED Bluff check 'That won't work on me, it is ineffective, you are irrelevant'.
Individual Entity Charles Evans 25. Your analysis is correct. You have demonstrated yourself worthy of assimilation. Your designation will be Charles_Evans_25.
Well I shall NEVER BE POSTING ON THIS FORUM EVER AGAIN. (Lip quivering with outrage.) The PAIZOMATIXS are TROLLS going around bullying EVERYONE in a flawed Lawful Evil way, whose unimaginative response to anything is a FAILED Bluff check 'That won't work on me, it is ineffective, you are irrelevant'.
We have assimilated trolls
The collective now has regenerationThe collective does not bluff
The collective makes statements of fact
You may be to flawed for assimilation
And your view of evil is Irrelevant
Your flames are Irrelevant, we have heat shields
Charlie said...........Stuff
Steals Post.............Mwahahahahahaha