Is this a wogical kind of pwace?You question is met with disdain. You display ignorance and will be assimilated. We will add your ignorance to our own.
Psst. Uniqueness. We will add your uniqueness to our own!
we will correct your ignorance.
We will give you propose
We will give you unity
We will Rock you!
We will Rock you!
You who asked for peace, are flawed small creatures
The Unions uniqueness shall be added to our own
Oooh, metallic daemons in need of confounding. Here's an old poser for you, to see how logical you are:
'This statement is false. True or false?'
Smurfs resist drones.
That is an incomplete and flawed statement.
The blue ones are unfit for assimilation.
You use underwear Matix? You call yourself a robot? Shame on you
*walks away -commando, of course- very dissapointed*
We don't wear pants either!
*starts shaking the hips salsa style*
Smurfs resist drones.
But, what about Smurf-Drones?
Resistance Is Smurf-Futile!
Underpants are irrelevant
We have assimilated the blue creatures. species 692
Unfortunately there speech is part of there DNA make up
On the upside we now have the most annoying drones ever
Is this a wogical kind of pwace?
Why aren't you killing the wabbits?
And they wear pants.
*smug smiles*
Pants are Smurf-Irrelevent.
Wabbits are Irrelevenat.
pants are Irrelevant.
you will be species 10120
wabbits are irrelevant
Is this a wogical kind of pwace?Why aren't you killing the wabbits?
The Ghost of Kobold Cleaver will be smurf-assimilated.
The Ghost of Kobold Cleaver will be purged of its imprefections.We will add The Ghosts of Kobold Cleaver's ectoplasmic distinctiveness to our own.
The Ghost of Kobold Cleaver will become part of our Unity.
We will be one-Smurf.
specie 10120 your thoughts are chaotic and irrelevant
In time you to will understand perfection
10120 you only show your weak flawed mind
We can remake you bring to to order
remove your small flawed persona
allow us to help you
embrace unity
Then your approach was flawed
10120 Now you start to understand
*A hushed conversation in access corner 112-TETER-4*
Psssst, Primary Adjunct of Paizomatrix 0. When is our Greater Prime going to return? These flat-black metal hallways and access terminals seem so cold without Cosmo, the Greater Prime.
The Heathansson, Species 6112 has been assimilated
It's uniqueness has been added to are own.
*Cut for Commercial:*
Vote for Callous Jack on the OTD Presidential campaing!
Here, a little Sourvenier!
*Back to standard program...*
Your commercial is irrelevant
Your campaign is irrelevant
Your souvenir is flawed
BREAKING NEWS!
Oy, da froggy, dats me, is runnin' fo' presidunt. Ima gunna be da best runner, cause ima reallie fast froggie. You see my feets? Dey speedy quick. Ima da best, so vote fo' me fo presidunt!
-my name is Froggie Cultyst, ana I prove dis message-
Frogs are irrelevant
Oy! Wazzat meen?
species 269
You are flawed
weak and small minded
Oy! Dats not nicey, meany guy!
I wonder if the Matix dude keeps a note with his 269 numbers...
Oy! Be nice to my cuzin you big meenie!
I wonder if the Matix dude keeps a note with his 269 numbers...
We are organized
See profile
Species 715 adds nothing to the smurfy-perfection of the PaisoMatrix
They are irrelevant.
They should not be Assimilated.
If 715 can serve a propose the will be assimilated
If not,then they are irrelevant
Even assimilation of species 692 served a purpose.
We have brought them order, and allowed them to shed their weakness.
692 Now serves the order and unity of the collective
692 Now serves the order and unity of the collective
We are one.