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Liberty's Edge

I wanna smurf you up...

Sovereign Court

Cultist of Jack wrote:
Smurf

...

Liberty's Edge

Smurf


Release the smurfs of war!

Liberty's Edge

And just in case you missed it, smurf.

Sovereign Court

Cultist of Jack wrote:
Smurf

And again...

Sovereign Court

Cultist of Jack wrote:
And just in case you missed it, smurf.

Missed what?

Liberty's Edge

Callous Jack wrote:
Cultist of Jack wrote:
Smurf
And again...

Part Deux

Liberty's Edge

Callous Jack wrote:
Cultist of Jack wrote:
And just in case you missed it, smurf.
Missed what?

Smurf


Cultist of Jack wrote:
Callous Jack wrote:
Cultist of Jack wrote:
Smurf

Yet more!


Smurf-pile!

Liberty's Edge

Did you know that RoTS stands for Revenge of the Smurf?

Sovereign Court

Cultist of Jack wrote:
Callous Jack wrote:
Cultist of Jack wrote:
And just in case you missed it, smurf.
Missed what?
Smurf

Oh, okay.

Liberty's Edge

Callous Jack wrote:
Cultist of Jack wrote:
Callous Jack wrote:
Cultist of Jack wrote:
And just in case you missed it, smurf.
Missed what?
Smurf
Oh, okay.

Now you know, and knowing is half the battle.

Sovereign Court

Cultist of Jack wrote:
Callous Jack wrote:
Cultist of Jack wrote:
Callous Jack wrote:
Cultist of Jack wrote:
And just in case you missed it, smurf.
Missed what?
Smurf
Oh, okay.
Now you know, and knowing is half the battle.

GI Smurf!


Shhh... I'm posing as a smurf, I'll steal smurfirella under they blue round noses...

The Exchange

Ahem... good idea, you're like an undercover cop?


No, I think he's just gone completely nuts.

The Exchange

ahh... i see. Ahem..


Lets say both! Doesn't it take to be nuts and undercover to be a member of the Guild?


The Shade wrote:
Lets say both! Doesn't it take to be nuts and undercover to be a member of the Guild?

Shade, you're not a smuf! Welcome back to the world of normal skin tones, buddy.


I wanted to date Smvrfina to see why all the smvrfs are so crazy about her. No biggie there. Whatta letdown.

Anyway...I stole her smvrf-flower ;D

The Exchange

Good. By the way, you were crazy cause I accidently stole your common sense. Ahem... sorry

awkward silence...


Wipes blue ichor off Cat's Claw

"By Mog and Kos! What a strange way to attack! Who are these golems working for and where do they come up with these blue sprites?"

The Exchange

I believe they are harvested every Winter.


The Thief wrote:
Good. By the way, you were crazy cause I accidently stole your common sense. Ahem... sorry

That would explain a loooot of weird things and the strange stuff in my pockets....

longer awkward silence...

*drops discretly behind his back lots of bolts, froglegs and puffy tails*

The Exchange

I say we steal Threads. But some sort of strange message board monster is stopping me. I was going to take over the assimilation thread but, but, it wouldn't let me post.


Crimson Jester wrote:
I say we steal Threads. But some sort of strange message board monster is stopping me. I was going to take over the assimilation thread but, but, it wouldn't let me post.

I had the same problem. Sign out and then sign back in. It fixed the problem for me.


Crimson Jester wrote:
I say we steal Threads. But some sort of strange message board monster is stopping me. I was going to take over the assimilation thread but, but, it wouldn't let me post.

Me not do anything!


Crimson Jester wrote:
I say we steal Threads. But some sort of strange message board monster is stopping me. I was going to take over the assimilation thread but, but, it wouldn't let me post.

Got the same problem in the Why the Hate Thread... But me not beign a Local may have something to do with that. ;)

I stole some bolts from the Jack House, their pants will fall pretty soon.

Liberty's Edge

The Shade wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
I say we steal Threads. But some sort of strange message board monster is stopping me. I was going to take over the assimilation thread but, but, it wouldn't let me post.

Got the same problem in the Why the Hate Thread... But me not beign a Local may have something to do with that. ;)

I stole some bolts from the Jack House, their pants will fall pretty soon.

The joke's on you. We Jack's don't wear pants. Smurf.


Those are your legs?!?! Oh my...

Liberty's Edge

Crimson Jester wrote:
I say we steal Threads. But some sort of strange message board monster is stopping me. I was going to take over the assimilation thread but, but, it wouldn't let me post.

We should steal the Madonna and Sarah Palin thread. No one will even miss it.

Liberty's Edge

The Dread Lord Jack says to tell you smurf.


Jack of all Trades wrote:
The Dread Lord Jack says to tell you smvrf.

Go smvrf yourself!

The Madonna thread its pretty much worthless... Should we steal it just for sport?

Silver Crusade

You smurfed yourself, that's kooky.

Edit: Going back and changing it, doesn't mean that it didn't happen.

The Exchange

The Shade wrote:
Jack of all Trades wrote:
The Dread Lord Jack says to tell you smvrf.

Go smvrf yourself!

The Madonna thread its pretty much worthless... Should we steal it just for sport?

Sure why not.


Apostle of Gygax wrote:

You smvrfed yourself, that's kooky.

Edit: Going back and changing it, doesn't mean that it didn't happen.

That was a great Bluff check huh? You THOUGHT you saw me smvrf!

Mwahahahaha

damn, I did!...and someone noticed...

Silver Crusade

You should just keep the smurf. It brings out the evil in your eyes.


You are all flawed, small and imperfect things. Embrace the unity of order. Shed your weakness and chaos. We will strip you of your flawed persona's and add your uniqueness to our own.


More robots? this is getting old...

*steals the "R" in the Matrix part of the Robot's name*

Hey guys, try to best this "R" gig!


Why do robots seem to hate us so much?

*Prys off every A/a in M_trix's's name*


Iguess they are jealous of our spentaneousness and creativity. And our good-looks.

Apparently this Mtix guy hates everyone

The Exchange

I love robots!
* empties pockets *
check out these Tr_nsformers.
Hey! Where's my "A"


So little of perfection you small weak persona's know.
We pity your individualism
Your weak small selves.

In time you too may know of unity


And I thought Lankhmar was strange ...


Primary Adjunct of paizomatix 0 wrote:
In time you too may know of unity

*Steals batteries*

The Exchange

"steals baby oil*
What's in this stuff anyway?


Baby, of course!

*Steal baby oil*

The Exchange

*takes out olive oil*

So that means this is made outa olives?

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