So there is a theft from the Jacks, I just want to make sure that 'no one knows anything' Right guys..... We just need to sit on this for a bit and then we can offer them the pics back at an improved price. But for right now, no one Knows anything!
Here's my offer, give me the pics or I send some little blue guys to get them for me. Your choice.
Well, I'm back, I got some loot, and ... why are we blackmailing the Jacks? Let's take a look at this. Hmm. Pretty tame so far. That's... wow. Wow. Oh. Ohhh my word, that's... ugh. Just send the smufs already. Nothing shall ever erase that image from my mind, no matter how hard I try.
I got hired to deliver those pics, but I'm not sure who stole them or any other detail. SO we are innocent!
The next spoiler is off-limits for Jacks, so no smart comments on this if you read it! play nice! :D
Wow, registered and all? sweet!
Althought I thought we were going to steal a famous brand... shame on us...
well I did steal the trademark from the Jacks....so there is that.
Alrighty, your position as the guild master remains :D
BTW, you look a tad...different...
I say, what the deuce happened to PlantJack?The thief lord killed him. I think we're going to make the whole thief guild pay for this.
I think it is time to head to the 'Safe Houses'
I think it is time to head to the 'Safe Houses'I say, what the deuce happened to PlantJack?The thief lord killed him. I think we're going to make the whole thief guild pay for this.
*Blasts into guild*
You got that right, fool.*Blasts CJRL with enormous amount of electricity*
*comes through the door* *has a couple of sacks and unleashes the Unholy of the Unholy*
smurf
smurf
smurf
*starts beating up various thieves*
I think it is time to head to the 'Safe Houses'I say, what the deuce happened to PlantJack?The thief lord killed him. I think we're going to make the whole thief guild pay for this.*Blasts into guild*
You got that right, fool.
*Blasts CJRL with enormous amount of electricity*
*A thief from behind sneaks up from behind and tries to backstab KC*
Hmm. This is a golden opportunity, while these Jacks and s^^rfs take care of the thieves, we can loot the gold!
*The kittens fly in and start looting, and killing the occasional thief*
*A thief from behind sneaks up from behind and tries to backstab KC*I think it is time to head to the 'Safe Houses'I say, what the deuce happened to PlantJack?The thief lord killed him. I think we're going to make the whole thief guild pay for this.*Blasts into guild*
You got that right, fool.
*Blasts CJRL with enormous amount of electricity*
*Slashes thief and conducts another blast at CJRL in the same move*
Hmm. This is a golden opportunity, while these Jacks and s^^rfs take care of the thieves, we can loot the gold!
*The kittens fly in and start looting, and killing the occasional thief*
No! MY GOLD!
*Jumps off Anoymous Thief's head towards the kitten, daggers poised to stab it in the vitals*
*Slashes thief and conducts another blast at CJRL in the same move**A thief from behind sneaks up from behind and tries to backstab KC*I think it is time to head to the 'Safe Houses'I say, what the deuce happened to PlantJack?The thief lord killed him. I think we're going to make the whole thief guild pay for this.*Blasts into guild*
You got that right, fool.
*Blasts CJRL with enormous amount of electricity*
*Thief drops with a sickening thud*
Hmm. This is a golden opportunity, while these Jacks and s^^rfs take care of the thieves, we can loot the gold!
*The kittens fly in and start looting, and killing the occasional thief*No! MY GOLD!
*Jumps off Anoymous Thief's head towards the kitten, daggers poised to stab it in the vitals*
Men! Attack this thief! Form a wedge!
*Kittens fly at the thief, all slashing with their insanely-large greataxes*
*Thief begins to scream in agony as 10 man eating smurfs begin to devour him*
Guys, CJRL himself is at the Safehouse! Come on!
*Teleports*
Hmm. This is a golden opportunity, while these Jacks and s^^rfs take care of the thieves, we can loot the gold!
*The kittens fly in and start looting, and killing the occasional thief*No! MY GOLD!
*Jumps off Anoymous Thief's head towards the kitten, daggers poised to stab it in the vitals*
Men! Attack this thief! Form a wedge!
*Kittens fly at the thief, all slashing with their insanely-large greataxes*
*Tumbles through flurry of axes, stabbing the kittens with manic fury.*
GOOOOLLLLDDD!!!!
Hmm. This is a golden opportunity, while these Jacks and s^^rfs take care of the thieves, we can loot the gold!
*The kittens fly in and start looting, and killing the occasional thief*No! MY GOLD!
*Jumps off Anoymous Thief's head towards the kitten, daggers poised to stab it in the vitals*
Men! Attack this thief! Form a wedge!
*Kittens fly at the thief, all slashing with their insanely-large greataxes**Tumbles through flurry of axes, stabbing the kittens with manic fury.*
GOOOOLLLLDDD!!!!
*The kittens continue slashing, taking advantage of the thief's recklessness to slash him from all directions*
Say, isn't this plated tin? That means it'll be twice as light, and e can sell it for scrap metal at least!
*The kittens grab the tin easily and fly off, above the thief's reach*
Did the metal heads leave yet, It sure is messy when ever they visit.
Did the metal heads leave yet, It sure is messy when ever they visit.
Yeah, I think they're gone.
Thanks for the plated tin, by the way! We sold it for 20 gp.!
*Lays on the floor bleeding. He suddenly sits up and yells*
It's only a flesh wound!
Alright, now that I have that reference out of the way, let's get back to business. Kitties! Give me back my money! Don't make me steal it back!
Only 20gp...did you remember to sell the gold plating too????
WTF?!?!?! I just leave for the groceries and all heck breaks lose?!?!
*drops grociery bags*
*starts giving away 10d6 sneak attacks like ptopaganda buttons at presidential elections*
Only 20gp...did you remember to sell the gold plating too????
*Yawns*
Yeah, but as it turns out it was actually bronze plating. Either you've been swindled, or we have.
Only 20gp...did you remember to sell the gold plating too????*Yawns*
Yeah, but as it turns out it was actually bronze plating. Either you've been swindled, or we have.
Wait, you were only pillaging from my fake gold stockpile. I keep all my real gold somewhere else. Oh, now I feel foolish.
I'll keep that safe for ya'
*Steals the Masked Rogue real gold stash*
Wait, you were only pillaging from my fake gold stockpile. I keep all my real gold somewhere else. Oh, now I feel foolish.Only 20gp...did you remember to sell the gold plating too????*Yawns*
Yeah, but as it turns out it was actually bronze plating. Either you've been swindled, or we have.
AH, that explains it.
You're lucky that we found a lot of catnip in your cushions, otherwise we'd be really pissed.And so would your Persian rugs.
Um, not that we like catnip...or in any way encourage it.
*Cough*
Um, not that we like catnip...or in any way encourage it.
Oh, I'm sure you're just taking it so little kittens don't take it and you won't use it. I'll just be borrowing this, thank you.
*Borrows a greataxe*
Shade, buddy! Where's my gold? Hehehe
Um, not that we like catnip...or in any way encourage it.Oh, I'm sure you're just taking it so little kittens don't take it and you won't use it. I'll just be borrowing this, thank you.
*Borrows a greataxe*
Shade, buddy! Where's my gold? Hehehe
*Yawns* Of course.
And, remember to return that or we burn your place to the ground. :)
Um, not that we like catnip...or in any way encourage it.Oh, I'm sure you're just taking it so little kittens don't take it and you won't use it. I'll just be borrowing this, thank you.
*Borrows a greataxe*
Shade, buddy! Where's my gold? Hehehe
Eeer...oh my! what a big axe you have there MAsked Rogue... what's that for?...
*walks slowly towards the back door*
~Gives the kittens a small package of brightly covered wrappings
** spoiler omitted **
*Hands package back*
No, that's addressed to you.*Hands package of his own*
This is a time bomb. It will only go off if you post without opening the spoiler and disarm it.
Now, now, you are only allowed to butcher him if you do in fact find the gold. If he hid it to well. sorry.
Oh, don't worry, I'm not going to butcher him if he doesn't return my gold. I just want to maim him a little.
Oh, yeah, the kittens gave you explosives. You'd think they'd know everyone in this guild has Evasion.
Now, now, you are only allowed to butcher him if you do in fact find the gold. If he hid it to well. sorry.Oh, don't worry, I'm not going to butcher him if he doesn't return my gold. I just want to maim him a little.
Oh, yeah, the kittens gave you explosives. You'd think they'd know everyone in this guild has Evasion.
It was really just for the novelty.
Novelty is what you call it huh?
Pretty much. Now give us my greataxe back or we invade your guild.
*Kidnaps a random thief*
Don't have it, anymore. The Axe along with what was left of your "stash" is hidden somewhere in the Jack's clubhouse.
Oh sh**.
Everybody, get ready for a very difficult thing: Diplomacy!*Kitten pipes up*
Oberjarl, can we not simply kill ourselves now and save these Jacks the trouble? What am I saying--we live for trouble!
*Kittens fly off, leaving only three ancient kittens behind to keep an eye on the thieves*
*Kittens fly back*
LIAR!!!
*Kittens proceed to beat the pulp out of thieves*
TELL US WHERE IT IS!!!
*Runs at kitten vikings, axe lifted over his head*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAXXXXXXXXXEEEEEEEE!!!!