*The priestess emerges from the house wearing a tight-fitting leather catsuit. Her hair is pulled back into a severe twist. She looks exceedingly glum. She walks dejectedly over to the shrine and climbs onto the altar. Blue flames surround the shrine concealing the inside from view.*
Rowwwwrrr!
She looks like she might need some attention when she's done.
*The flames continue to swirl, gradually slowing and getting lower.*
The large monkey gets distracted by the goings on in the new shrine
Ohh, the boss'll want to hear about this!
Flips out his Razor and dials quick
The bat-weilding monkey yells again:
C'mon you big dirty ape! Come on out! Or are you ....chicken?
Dances in a circle
I'm Jackinape! BUK BUK BAKAWK!
Hey, monkey boy. If you have a problem with Jackin' Ape, you have a problem with all of us.
Hey, monkey boy. If you have a problem with Jackin' Ape, you have a problem with all of us.The bat-weilding monkey yells again:
C'mon you big dirty ape! Come on out! Or are you ....chicken?
Dances in a circle
I'm Jackinape! BUK BUK BAKAWK!
And thanks for bringing the swarm of flying half-tribble monkey things. They spiced up our usual fare. BUUUURRPPP!
Now Monkey Boy, wanna play over here by the volleyball court?
As the flames disappear you see the priestess standing on the altar. She seems changed somehow, not at all like the woman you know. She steps down, looks around, and smiles cruelly.
Ah, what a lovely playground. So, who feels like making trouble today?
Phefff, we are demons we charge other peoples credit cards.
Hey a goddess...we should all get naked now
As the flames disappear you see the priestess standing on the altar. She seems changed somehow, not at all like the woman you know. She steps down, looks around, and smiles cruelly.
Ah, what a lovely playground. So, who feels like making trouble today?
There's some angry evil monkey dude hassling our thread...
You! she says, smiling at the Demon Lord of Tribbles. You are the one who has been using my gifts to craft a dangerous artifact. I do so appreciate such diabolic creativity.
It is Gozer!As the flames disappear you see the priestess standing on the altar. She seems changed somehow, not at all like the woman you know. She steps down, looks around, and smiles cruelly.
Ah, what a lovely playground. So, who feels like making trouble today?
Gozer's Hot!
Thanks, you should stop by they layer latter we are having an orgy and BBQ
Oh and I have acid blood monkeys to breed
...
Now Monkey Boy, wanna play over here by the volleyball court?
No, I wanna test out my new +5 Jackinape bane Unholy Louisville Slugger on his ugly head!
FACE ME APE!
There's some angry evil monkey dude hassling our thread...As the flames disappear you see the priestess standing on the altar. She seems changed somehow, not at all like the woman you know. She steps down, looks around, and smiles cruelly.
Ah, what a lovely playground. So, who feels like making trouble today?
Casually hands over plans for a weapon that will almost certainly kill the monkey, but will also probably cause great collateral damage.
Have fun with that.
Gozer's Hot!It is Gozer!As the flames disappear you see the priestess standing on the altar. She seems changed somehow, not at all like the woman you know. She steps down, looks around, and smiles cruelly.
Ah, what a lovely playground. So, who feels like making trouble today?
You ain't lying!
Thanks, you should stop by they layer latter we are having an orgy and BBQ
Oh and I have acid blood monkeys to breed
Ummm, acid blood monkeys. Sounds spicy.
Bursts onto the scene, he seizes evil monkey and rips him in half. Then he picks up the tribble demon and punts him over the neighboring thread and out of sight.
Hoo-ooo-HOO!
Dodges the ape and beats him soundly with his new weapon
HAHA!
Fly in to assist their master
CHAAAAAAARGE!
There's some angry evil monkey dude hassling our thread...As the flames disappear you see the priestess standing on the altar. She seems changed somehow, not at all like the woman you know. She steps down, looks around, and smiles cruelly.
Ah, what a lovely playground. So, who feels like making trouble today?
Casually hands over plans for a weapon that will almost certainly kill the monkey, but will also probably cause great collateral damage.
Have fun with that.
Speaking of fun. How you doin'?
Fly in to assist their master
CHAAAAAAARGE!
*Comes in to assist Jackin' Ape* *pounds the two headed monkeys*
Looks down on bifurcated monkey, whose separated hemispheres are misfiring, causing him to imagine that he is dodging and fighting, Jackin hoots in laughter. He then steps one foot on each half of evil monkey, slippery surface down to the pavement, and begins skating around the walkways on the Jacks' estate.
Fly in to assist their master
CHAAAAAAARGE!
Ahhh! The second course has arrived! Yummy!
Begins plucking the flying monkeys out of the air and plopping them in a large pot of Hungry Jack batter
I think it's time to kill some monkeys... well, except for Jackin' Ape. Summon the minions!
Good idea dread lord!
Speaking of fun. How you doin'?
There is not nearly enough death and destruction yet to be considered fun.
smurf
Looks down on bifurcated monkey, whose separated hemispheres are misfiring, causing him to imagine that he is dodging and fighting, Jackin hoots in laughter. He then steps one foot on each half of evil monkey, slippery surface down to the pavement, and begins skating around the walkways on the Jacks' estate.
Shoulda known something was up when we never saw Jackin' and Tonya Harding in the same place at the same time.
smurf
Places throne in a good spot to watch the war. for good measure summons a succubus legion
I think it's time to kill some monkeys... well, except for Jackin' Ape. Summon the minions!
*Looks around at fighting monkeys* This requires minions? Pathetic.
Sm^rfs, kill the evil monkey and his minions!
Ya know I should point out as outsider, you really don't kill em just send em away for a while
Smurf the tribbles to death, then smurf the succubi for fun!
smurf
And for my own amusement... Animates all the booze in the clubhouse into elemental like creatures. Who then move to drown the ape
I think it's time to kill some monkeys... well, except for Jackin' Ape. Summon the minions!*Looks around at fighting monkeys* This requires minions? Pathetic.
Ahem. So, how you doin'? *raises right eyebrow and tilts head slightly to the right*
begins deep frying the flying monkeys
Hungry after your trip?
And for my own amusement... Animates all the booze in the clubhouse into elemental like creatures. Who then move to drown the ape
Hey! If anyone is gonna drown in alcohol it will be Frat Jack. He called dibs.
Sees the Hot Dangerous Goddess, skates to her side, kicks off the used, lifeless monkey skates, seizes the goddess in his paw, scales the highest tower of the Jack estate as he sizes up, grips the top of the tower, drapes the goddess over the top sexily, and commences deafening roars, chest-beating, and knocking down of any flying enemies.
Ya know I should point out as outsider, you really don't kill em just send em away for a while
I could arrange for a more permanent death. But that might foment peace, so I won't. Really, flying monkeys? I give you all this knowledge and the best you can come up with to create a conflict is flying monkeys? You'd better come up with something to impress me quickly Tribble.
heh fiendish monkeys cant really be deep fyed...humm have to call check the book..this could cause issue at the BBQ
Laughs at the simpleminded simian confused by an illusion spell. Winds up while he dances in his illusory haze and smacks him real good with his bat
DIE DIE DIE DIE!
Sees the Hot Dangerous Goddess, skates to her side, kicks off the used, lifeless monkey skates, seizes the goddess in his paw, scales the highest tower of the Jack estate as he sizes up, grips the top of the tower, drapes the goddess over the top sexily, and commences deafening roars, chest-beating, and knocking down of any flying enemies.
ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRR RRRRRRRRRRRRR!
I've seen this before, I can't put my finger on it though.
Eh the fire breathing, fiendish, half tribble flying monkeys are for a minion, they don't ask for much
I save the good stuff for later
The swarm of two-headed tribble monkeys swarm all over the Jack's clubhouse
GNAW GNAW GNAW
They rapidly make holes in the tarrasque head on display, along with knocking over the lotions, drinks and other condiments onto the floor
Groans and looks up
What the frack?
