*Cut for Commercial:*
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Here, a little Sourvenier!
*Back to standard program...*
Mmmm...Campaign HQs huh? DO SOMETHING FOR YOUR BOSS!
10120 your love of vending machines is flawed
It is also mostly disturbing
Today's menu poodle.
species 715, marinated with secret spice, grilled, served with beans,potato salad, and Cole slaw
Hey Hungry Jack..."somebody" is trying to take your position at the frat house...
*points discretly at the Matix dude*
Can't we all get along? If not...
*pulls out bastard sword*
BREAKING NEWS!
Oy, da froggy, dats me, is runnin' fo' presidunt. Ima gunna be da best runner, cause ima reallie fast froggie. You see my feets? Dey speedy quick. Ima da best, so vote fo' me fo presidunt!
-my name is Froggie Cultyst, ana I prove dis message-
Jacks. Is this Paizomatix 0 guy a problem you want taken care of, or do you find him sufficiently funny to want to keep him around? I guess a hunk of metal that size is handy for striking matches on, if nothing else.
Your bastard sword is irrelevant
Meh.. He's fine. It's that frog, actually...
frog cultists, species 269 are small weak, flawed and Irrelevant
Yes, they are weak..
But quite cute and creative!
Lets buy those froggie fellows some beer! Better yet, lets change their pond's water with beer!!!
;)
Here, here! I wondered before why we were at odds with the frogs, of all people. Perhaps my sending my old chum Big Tex around to sing to them brought them back round.
I say we get out the Cuisinartmatix 0 and go chase Species 269 around the pond a bit >;)
Even after Llamafrog's post above? There's a Jack endorsement I can drink to...{and he does}
What can I say? The name 'malice' says it all.
I see frogs, I think blender.
I say we get out the Cuisinartmatix 0 and go chase Species 269 around the pond a bit >;)
Sounds like fun. However, those crazy frogs now have heavy weapons. It'd be dangerous.
You will now be know as species 327
You will now be known as Pap.
You have called us pap for days now
You name for us is irrelevant
"You number" is irrelevant for us, Pap. Go assimilate some thieves or small animals, what-what.
We may yet find a use for 327
You do realize that Jacks don't even share a single species, right? There is an ontological "Jackness" that transcends biology, ol' bean...er, ol' machine.
Yes that is why you are 329
You do realize that Jacks don't even share a single species, right? There is an ontological "Jackness" that transcends biology, ol' bean...er, ol' machine.
This will simplify your assimilation into the collective.
Species 329, prepare to be assimilated.
We will add your bioligical and technogical distinctiveness to our own.
Resistance is Futile.
The placement of the coke bottle confirms are theories 10120
{Sprays Pap with soda spout.} ASSimilate yourself elsewhere, you rapscallion!
Your soda is irrelevant
And as an assault is flawed
Resistance is Futile.
We are not tools for your kinky sex fantasy...talk to other jack's about help with that
we would make the smiley face
But smiley faces are irrelevant
There's getting to be too many Borgs in here. I may have to bust some heads.
There's getting to be too many Borgs in here. I may have to bust some heads.
Uhhh, or you could send for Pax Veritas' friends....
There's getting to be too many Borgs in here. I may have to bust some heads.Uhhh, or you could send for Pax Veritas' friends....
Why, what will they do?
Your desire to bust heads is irrelevant
It showcases your flaws
Why, what will they do?There's getting to be too many Borgs in here. I may have to bust some heads.Uhhh, or you could send for Pax Veritas' friends....
Uh, eat them?
Spotty the Rust-Monster bounds into the thread, antennae quivering, in excitement, at the fine banquet laid on for him.....
Spotty looks at the Jacks, then at the much larger Paizomatix's, then bounds eagerly forwards towards the nearest Paizomatix, anxious to makes its acquaintence....
Spotty licks the nearest Paizomatix's leg, happily wolfing down large piles of rusty flakes, as the Paizomatix corrodes....
Too much metal in one place, the first of them has arrived! I think I saw that one hanging around a place on the borderlands, a while back.... Kendall Keep I think. Used to be some necromancer's pet in a silver anniversary year.
Edit:
I hope these Paizomatix guys have spare legs, or can hop very fast. Spotty seems most eager to assimilate them.
All metalic components have been replaced with non-ferrus materials.
Chemical structure information has been downloaded to Primary Adjunct of paizomatix 0.
Discontinue this attack and surrender.
We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own.
Your culture will adapt to service us.
Resistance is Futile.
Your attacks are insignificant and irrelevant
You will adapt to serve us
Resistance is Futile
All metalic components have been replaced with non-ferrus materials.
Chemical structure information has been downloaded to Primary Adjunct of paizomatix 0.
Discontinue this attack and surrender.
We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own.
Your culture will adapt to service us.
Resistance is Futile.
Uh, yeah, resistance is futile, guys. Rust monsters go after anything metal, irrespective of whether it happens to be ferrous or not, and the bigger the meal, the better. Sure they prefer ferrous metals, but they'll go for non-ferrous if there isn't anything ferrous around, and the Jacks aren't ferrous either, I'd wager.
Spotty continues to feed, the drone now being dangerously close to falling prone as it continues to lose its leg.
All metalic components have been replaced with non-ferrus materials.
Chemical structure information has been downloaded to Primary Adjunct of paizomatix 0.
Discontinue this attack and surrender.
We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own.
Your culture will adapt to service us.
Resistance is Futile.
Unless you're trying to tell me that you guys are plastic?
Your rust assault is but Ineffective and Irrelevant
Poly-crystalline based morphic alloy
We adapt