No thanks. I'd rather let a dog catcher get me.Then you can be fixed like me!
Yap!
You got fixed? When did that happen? You mean we can't do any more "roleplaying"? *winks at Snarky*
You got fixed? When did that happen? You mean we can't do any more "roleplaying"? *winks at Snarky*No thanks. I'd rather let a dog catcher get me.Then you can be fixed like me!
Yap!
It happened a long time ago. I don't let it slow me down! Yap!
*humps Cockapoo*
*humps Clinically Depressed Poodle while he's sleeping*
No thanks. I'd rather let a dog catcher get me.Then you can be fixed like me!
Yap!
The last guy who tried to "fix" me ended up in the emergency room. G!$$@$n frenchie.
Is Monday over yet?
I just cross all the Mondays off of my calendar.
I think I'm gonna ask my shrink if he can give me some hypnotic treatment that'll make me not believe in Mondays.
Where'd everybody go? Did...did...did Monday get you all?
AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
I'm going to get all of you poodles. Muhahahahaha!
I'm going to get all of you poodles. Muhahahahaha!
{piddles on Monday}
*slept through most of his Monday*
** spoiler omitted **
I'll celebrate by humping you first!
*humps CourtFool*
takes some meds
runs in a counterclockwise circle for 6.235 minutes
humps the end of the sofa
curls up in the corner to sleep it off
Is it too early to yap?
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I like what you did there at the end.
Yap! What's new, poodles?
Yap! What's new, poodles?
I have this rash...
Yap! What's new, poodles?I have this rash...
That damn Fifi! You can't trust the French! YAP!
I have this rash...
gives Courtfool some of his meds
I have this rash...gives Courtfool some of his meds
Yap! Thanks, Sumo.
takes some more meds
humps the nearest lamp
attacks the refrigerator
drinks from the toilet
climbs in the bathtub to sleep it off
Wow CDP. You've had a busy day already.
climbs in the bathtub to sleep it off
True story; the cat I live with has the tub her pan is in lined with newspaper. She has her human trained to throw out the paper after she poops on it. She only uses the pan to pee in it.
Wakes up in the tub
tries to run around in a circle
smacks into the side of the tub
shakes it off and goes back to sleep
I would just like to take this opportunity to say, "Yap!"
I would just like to take this opportunity to say, "Yap!"
*looks into CourtFools eyes longingly*
I would just like to take this opportunity to say, "Yap!"*looks into CourtFools eyes longingly*
You can have some after Fifi is done. ;)
*fights with Fifi over CourtFool*
*fights with Fifi over CourtFool*
GRR-YARF! *Pounce, bite, scratch*
You can have some after Fifi is done. ;)I would just like to take this opportunity to say, "Yap!"*looks into CourtFools eyes longingly*
*hands Courtfool a condom* You got a rash after messing with Fifi last time. You gotta practice safe humping. YAP!
*fights with Fifi over CourtFool*GRR-YARF! *Pounce, bite, scratch*
YAP!! YAP!! YAP!!
*jumps onto Fifi and leans on her neck*
*fights with Fifi over CourtFool*GRR-YARF! *Pounce, bite, scratch*YAP!! YAP!! YAP!!
*jumps onto Fifi and leans on her neck*
Yelp! Uncle, uncle!
CourtFool is all yours!
*fights with Fifi over CourtFool*GRR-YARF! *Pounce, bite, scratch*YAP!! YAP!! YAP!!
*jumps onto Fifi and leans on her neck*
Yelp! Uncle, uncle!
CourtFool is all yours!
Good, I am the LORD HIGH poodle afterall! ;)
*resumes staring into CourtFools eyes longingly*
Settle down guys. There's enough Courtfool to go around for all of us. *humps Courtfool*
*tilts head curiously*
*humps Cockapoo*
Everybody, hop aboard the love train!
*humps Cockapoo*