No one expects the paratrooper hump!
Oh yeah, harder! Faster!
No one expects the paratrooper hump!
Oh yeah, harder! Faster!
No one expects the paratrooper hump!
Oh yeah, harder! Faster!
No one expects the paratrooper hump!
Oh yeah, harder! Faster!
No one expects the paratrooper hump!
Oh yeah, harder! Faster!
No one expects the paratrooper hump!
Oh yeah, harder! Faster!
Uh, maybe you need to ease up there. You might kill him.
Uh, maybe you need to ease up there. You might kill him.
...but what a way to go. :)
I had a ways to go once.....
Uh, maybe you need to ease up there. You might kill him....but what a way to go. :)
Beats being put to sleep by the vet that's for sure.
tunnel rat hump
I had a ways to go once.....
Do you have a story behind that CDP?
I had a ways to go once.....Do you have a story behind that CDP?
Probably, but my psychotropic-drug addled memory won't let me remember.
I wonder if CDP's "meds" everydog gets into are little blue pills...
I've got waaayyyy more than one type of pill.
Now my boots are as soiled as my soul.
GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
I don't like sparkley things.
He won't sparkle if we all hump him at once.
Pathetic little sparkly vampire won't even stand near a light so we can chase the reflected light around the room.
Disco ball vampires...who would've thunk it?
I can't help it that I'm beautiful.
You all look alike to me.
I can't help it that I'm beautiful.
Here, let me polish your sparklies. *humps Angsty*
These events have inspired me to add a stanza to my poem. I have inserted it as the second stanza of the epic poem in my profile.
It is in verse that I truly pour out my soul.
He talks funny too.
He talks funny too.
I know you're against us using violence Courtfool but do you think you could make an exception this time? Just one stake to the heart. That's all I ask.
He talks funny too.I know you're against us using violence Courtfool but do you think you could make an exception this time? Just one stake to the heart. That's all I ask.
How about a UV bullet?
He talks funny too.I know you're against us using violence Courtfool but do you think you could make an exception this time? Just one stake to the heart. That's all I ask.
Let me take the sparkling one down jabroni lane to the smackdown hotel and introduce him to the real rock bottom then use the stake
How about a UV bullet?He talks funny too.I know you're against us using violence Courtfool but do you think you could make an exception this time? Just one stake to the heart. That's all I ask.
noooooo!!! he will just sparkle all the time
He looks kind of French to me.
He looks kind of French to me.
Yeah he does. He talks like a Frenchy too. GRRRR!
Make it stop! Make it STOP! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PLEASE MAKE IT STOP!
Make it stop! Make it STOP! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PLEASE MAKE IT STOP!
*licks CDP* Time for your meds CDP. Don't worry. The snow can't continue on forever.
He talks funny too.I know you're against us using violence Courtfool but do you think you could make an exception this time? Just one stake to the heart. That's all I ask.
But he has a good humping leg.
runs madly in a circle while barking at the falling snow
*sings while humping Angsty*
~Sunshine in the morning makes me sparkle,
~Sunshine on my skin doesn't make me die,
~Sunshine on your pillow while you're sleeping,
~Tells the world that I'm an Emo guy.
AWOOOO!
*sings while humping Angsty*
~Sunshine in the morning makes me sparkle,
~Sunshine on my skin doesn't make me die,
~Sunshine on your pillow while you're sleeping,
~Tells the world that I'm an Emo guy.AWOOOO!
Um.
Are you almost finished?
*sings while humping Angsty*
~Sunshine in the morning makes me sparkle,
~Sunshine on my skin doesn't make me die,
~Sunshine on your pillow while you're sleeping,
~Tells the world that I'm an Emo guy.AWOOOO!
*hops on the other leg* AWOOOOOOOOO!
*sings while humping Angsty*
~Sunshine in the morning makes me sparkle,
~Sunshine on my skin doesn't make me die,
~Sunshine on your pillow while you're sleeping,
~Tells the world that I'm an Emo guy.AWOOOO!
Um.
Are you almost finished?
No.
*humps some more*
SNOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!
Secretly watches his friend Angsty get hummped by poodles
Secretly watches his friend Angsty get hummped by poodles
*sneaks up behind EMU and humps him/her/it*
Secretly watches his friend Angsty get hummped by poodles*sneaks up behind EMU and humps him/her/it*
Oh, that's so wrong, but it feels so right. I've never felt so loved. Is this what it's supposed to feel like? I'm not sure... Will people think I'm cool now?
comes in from the snow and gives the new sparkly vamp a cold, wet humping
comes in from the snow and gives the new sparkly vamp a cold, wet humping
What is this thing called, Love?
What is this thing called, Love?
Meh, if that's what keeps your self-esteem from nose-diving....
What is this thing called, Love?Meh, if that's what keeps your self-esteem from nose-diving....
Oh, I was supposed to say 'What is this thing called love?'.
If this is wrong, I don't want to be right again!
Love is....
...a good humping.
...a new chew toy.
...landmines!
...meds.
...dead frenchies (or at least ones that are extremely sleepy).
What is this thing called, Love?Meh, if that's what keeps your self-esteem from nose-diving....Oh, I was supposed to say 'What is this thing called love?'.
If this is wrong, I don't want to be right again!
Your a vampiric emu? DO you lay eggs? Emu meat tastes real good. and it is healthy for you to.
Emu meat tastes real good. and it is healthy for you to.
I'd heard that. So, should we be serving this guy up for dinner instead of humping him?
Emu meat tastes real good. and it is healthy for you to.I'd heard that. So, should we be serving this guy up for dinner instead of humping him?
I'd say yes.
Your a vampiric emu? DO you lay eggs? Emu meat tastes real good. and it is healthy for you to.What is this thing called, Love?Meh, if that's what keeps your self-esteem from nose-diving....Oh, I was supposed to say 'What is this thing called love?'.
If this is wrong, I don't want to be right again!
Nah. I just refused to be called Emo.