I have piles and piles of cat friends.
Do you let them pee on your carpet?
No one ever lets me pee on the carpet.....
No one ever lets me pee on the carpet.....
You are just being silly now. When have I ever tried to keep you from peeing on the carpet? Have I even made a peep when you pooped on the carpet? We're poodles. It's our thing.
Sorry boss, I'm not sure what came over me. Ever since I took my meds a little while ago.....
double-checks bottle
Hey! Who substituted Skittles for my meds....?
Sorry boss, I'm not sure what came over me. Ever since I took my meds a little while ago.....
double-checks bottle
Hey! Who substituted Skittles for my meds....?
Aren't the colors purty?
Well, they do taste better than the meds.....
Well, they do taste better than the meds.....
Almost as good as landmines.
*munches on dried landmine*
drops a fresh landmine for his friend
drops a fresh landmine for his friend
Fresh chocolate! And it's not even Halloween yet!
Scoops up fresh landmine and scarfs it down.
Yap!
GRRRR!
That was for me!
May I have some Skittles?
gives Courtfool some Skittles
Nom nom nom. Yap!
Now for the rainbow landmine.
Oooohhh! Pretty colors!
See the rainbow! Taste the rainbow!
Jeez... one goes to Furry and Puffy COn and then you miss over 80 posts... you guys go fast!
Yapyap
pees on funny, crimson man
steals funny man's hat, runs off with it, and chews it good and proper
grabs hold of hat and initiates game of tug of war
This thread is for poodles, not clowns! Sheesh! Some people...
<Disintegrates the Joker's motorcycle>
I wsa attacked by a clown once. I'm pretty sure he was french.....
The nice thing about mauling mimes is they way try to scream for help.
Yap!
For a clown he's not very funny.
Why...so...serious!
passes around bags of Skittles
Yap!
*passes around bags of prescription painkillers*
Yap!
Mmmmm....painkillers
*passes Skittles wind*
Lookie! I farted a rainbow!
Look! I farted Vicatin!
Mmmm....skittles
Why, are they french?Mmmm....skittleswhatch out for the green ones.
A zombie!
Yap!
Zombie!
YAP! YAP! YAP!
A ZOMBIE!!!!
<Runs around flailing antennae>
Quoi, vous avez quelque chose contre les Français?Why, are they french?Mmmm....skittleswhatch out for the green ones.
Strange man speaking french! Get him!
GRRRRR!
bites french man's ankle
*bites french man's jugular*
*bites french man's jugular*
Srsly?
*bites french man's jugular*Srsly?
Over the top?
Sorry boss.
I really feel for Clinically Depressed Poodle, and I am more than happy to ignorantly marginalize a nation of people I know nothing about, but this is a little much.
We are poodles. We are about the humping and the rolling.
I really feel for Clinically Depressed Poodle, and I am more than happy to ignorantly marginalize a nation of people I know nothing about, but this is a little much.
We are poodles. We are about the humping and the rolling.
Bites man speaking french's wrist?
I mean, it worked for Gomez Adams.
tilts head
*puts tail between legs and drops a squeaky toy in front of the french guy*
<Humps Frenchie's jugular>
Better?
Ankle biting is more fun when they try to move away from you.
humps french guy's leg