I'm confused.
I was confused once...
I remember one time, these guys tied a bunch of fuses to my tail with string. I'm pretty sure they were french.
I remember one time, these guys tied a bunch of fuses to my tail with string. I'm pretty sure they were french.
Poor CDP {licks him in sympathy}
When do we get new squeak toys?
When do we get new squeak toys?
<pops in from the Maelstrom and drops a large box labeled 'Squeaky Toys'>
Here you go, poodles. And as an added bonus, each squeaky toys contains an eg ... a surprise.
<pops back to the Maelstrom>
I'll eat the next French person who bothers CDP.
I was confused once...
I'm still confused @_@
HUMP DAY!
*squeak!* *squeak!* *squeak!*
Oh yeah, right there…right…uh…there.
*squeak!* *squeak!* *squeak!*
*squeak!* *squeak!* *squeak!*
Oh yeah, right there…right…uh…there.
*squeak!* *squeak!* *squeak!*
Me next!
*drops a landmine*
Me next!
*squeak!* *squeak!* *squeak!*
Oh yeah, right there…right…uh…there.
*squeak!* *squeak!* *squeak!*
There might not be much left when CourtFool is done with it.
The boss is sort of rough on anything that can be humped.
*squeak!* *squeak!* *squeak!*
Oh yeah, right there…right…uh…there.
*squeak!* *squeak!* *squeak!*
*walks into the poodle clubhouse* *sees what's Courtfool's doing* AHHH! I'm blind!!! I'm blind!!! *starts knocking into furniture*
*squeak!* *squeak!* *squeak!*
Oh yeah, right there…right…uh…there.
*squeak!* *squeak!* *squeak!*
*walks into the poodle clubhouse* *sees what's Courtfool's doing* AHHH! I'm blind!!! I'm blind!!! *starts knocking into furniture*
He's vulnerable! Get him!!! {starts humping JRHM}
There might not be much left when CourtFool is done with it.Me next!
*squeak!* *squeak!* *squeak!*
Oh yeah, right there…right…uh…there.
*squeak!* *squeak!* *squeak!*
I wanted to be next after the squeaky toy.
*walks into the poodle clubhouse* *sees what's Courtfool's doing* AHHH! I'm blind!!! I'm blind!!! *starts knocking into furniture*He's vulnerable! Get him!!! {starts humping JRHM}
What is that on my leg? *stumbles blindly into the kitchen and the sound of dishes crashing fills the air*
Pees on everybody
Whee!!! Golden shower!
These is my kind of people.
These is my kind of people.
{still frantically hanging on to the Jack's Right Hand Man} C'mon, guys, he's a Jack! We can imobilize him, pop out his brain, {dodges flailing arms} and pop in a Poodle replacement. {narrowly avoids being shaken off} Then he can be our maid here or a spy amongst the Jacks!
*humps Scrappy-Doo Slaad*
Pees on Scrappy-Doo Slaad
Meow!
*humps Scrappy-Doo Slaad*
Pees on Scrappy-Doo Slaad
Oh come-on guys... I... um... we... darnit! I knew I had an ideal about... something. {walnut-sized brain lets go of idea. Next one not expected for another 6 months.}
Wheeeee.... {covered in piddle and dragging Snarky, runs around in circles chasing his no-tail}
Meow!
*humps Kitty!*
Meow!*humps Kitty!*
<Claws Snarky Poodle on the nose>
*Hiss* *Spit* *Hiss*
Meow!*humps Kitty!*<Claws Snarky Poodle on the nose>
*Hiss* *Spit* *Hiss*
Ooh. Kitty has some bite. Yeah, I like it rough baby.
Ooh. Kitty has some bite. Yeah, I like it rough baby.Meow!*humps Kitty!*<Claws Snarky Poodle on the nose>
*Hiss* *Spit* *Hiss*
<Squirms away from Snarky Poodle and jumps up on the refrigerator>
Mrrrrowwwwr!!!
Ooh. Kitty has some bite. Yeah, I like it rough baby.Meow!*humps Kitty!*<Claws Snarky Poodle on the nose>
*Hiss* *Spit* *Hiss*
<Squirms away from Snarky Poodle and jumps up on the refrigerator>
Mrrrrowwwwr!!!
Hard to get, eh?
*humps refrigerator*
Here. Let me help you with that.
<Rusts refrigerator, which turns into a pile of dust and cold cuts. Kitty!, remarkably, lands on his feet>
<Arches back and poofs tail>
*Hiss* *Spit* *Hiss*
<Runs out of thread>
Where did Kitty! go?
Oh well...
*humps Rusty*
*Wakes up*
What the hey? Everything was so dark....for days...but now it's over! YAP!
So, I was thinking...why didn't Paizo get the gold medal for Best Publisher? And I've got it! It's because we haven't been reviewing their products lately! Without our vital feedback, they didn't stand a chance!
So, what do the Poodles think of the Pathfinder RPG?
*Tosses book to others*
So, I was thinking...why didn't Paizo get the gold medal for Best Publisher? And I've got it! It's because we haven't been reviewing their products lately! Without our vital feedback, they didn't stand a chance!
So, what do the Poodles think of the Pathfinder RPG?
*Tosses book to others*
I think the clerics are still overpowered and that the people b@#%hing about the loss of heavy armor prof. are people who just want to optimize their character, which to them means not needing to spend a feat or level dipping to be able to wear heavy armor.
Or did you not expect a serious comment from me?
So, what do the Poodles think of the Pathfinder RPG?
*Tosses book to others*
No Dire Poodles, Poodle/Flumpf hybrids, or Poodle Lords listed, but I'm sure they are just saving the best for last. Also, it must be pretty difficult for hoo-mans to try and sum up the sheer awesomeness and majesty of Poodleness in only a few pages of mere stats and text.
So, what do the Poodles think of the Pathfinder RPG?
*Tosses book to others*
No Dire Poodles, Poodle/Flumpf hybrids, or Poodle Lords listed, but I'm sure they are just saving the best for last. Also, it must be pretty difficult for hoo-mans to try and sum up the sheer awesomeness and majesty of Poodleness in only a few pages of mere stats and text.
Well, duh. They want a showstopper to sell Bestiary 2 when it comes out!
*humps PFRPG*
drops a landmine
So, what do the Poodles think of the Pathfinder RPG?
Must be a new guy.
So, what do the Poodles think of the Pathfinder RPG?
Pees on a 4E PHB I, and II, and....
So, what do the Poodles think of the Pathfinder RPG?Pees on a 4E PHB I, and II, and....
Did 4e... you know... touch you?
Let it all out, CDP.
So, what do the Poodles think of the Pathfinder RPG?Pees on a 4E PHB I, and II, and....Did 4e... you know... touch you?
Let it all out, CDP.
He probably thought 4e was French or something.
He probably thought 4e was French or something.
Well, duh! Isn't that obvious? Damn frenchies.
He probably thought 4e was French or something.Well, duh! Isn't that obvious? Damn frenchies.
But I thought Seattle was in America!
Haven't you ever heard of the 'French Quarter'?
Haven't you ever heard of the 'French Quarter'?
Wouldn't it be fun to let CDP loose in there? The carnage inflicted would make the Jacks look docile by comparison. YAP!