Huh? Wuzzat?
With me here I'll make sure all poodle haters will feel my wrath. I will take their beer cans, shine 'em up real nice, turn them sideways, and stick 'em straight up their CANDY A$$
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Can't we all just hump along?
Can't we all just hump along?
Not with the french we can't. Grrr...
Can't we all just hump along?
I'm back and all you poodles will ... what the? What are you poodles doing? Get off of my legs! Stop that! I'm not a poodle dang it!
<starts plane shifting poodles to random planes>
Too ... many ... poodles ... for ... one ... slaad.
Can't we all just hump along?I'm back and all you poodles will ... what the? What are you poodles doing? Get off of my legs! Stop that! I'm not a poodle dang it!
<starts plane shifting poodles to random planes>
Too ... many ... poodles ... for ... one ... slaad.
This is why I don't have legs. They rotted off a while ago.
Can't we all just hump along?I'm back and all you poodles will ... what the? What are you poodles doing? Get off of my legs! Stop that! I'm not a poodle dang it!
<starts plane shifting poodles to random planes>
Too ... many ... poodles ... for ... one ... slaad.
What? The big, bad slaad can't take it?
This is why I don't have legs. They rotted off a while ago.Can't we all just hump along?I'm back and all you poodles will ... what the? What are you poodles doing? Get off of my legs! Stop that! I'm not a poodle dang it!
<starts plane shifting poodles to random planes>
Too ... many ... poodles ... for ... one ... slaad.
Sea, tahts teh ting wit teh puddlekind. Heme hass tols off beetulls nad dizzyses, nad heme giffs theme too yua wen heme humbs yua. Itts nazti.
What? The big, bad slaad can't take it?
Even the strongest slaad has it's limits. I am a mere Spinach Slaad, but enough of a slaad to do this!
<punts Snarky Poodle>
Ugh! I must return the Maelstrom and clean off my legs. Filthy little creatures.
<plane shifts out>
*Steps on MiniatureGiantSpaceToyPoodle* Have you had enough yet?
Tyrant! I'm being repressed! Come and see the violence inherant in the system! {visciously nips the spots between Cockapoo's toes!}
Ugh, your paws taste awful. Have you been stepping in the poodle landmines again?
Ugh! I must return the Maelstrom and clean off my legs. Filthy little creatures. <plane shifts out>
Rats. I wanted a bite of Spinach Slaad. It's really good with strawberries and a honey-vanilla-balsamic dretching.
{nibbles Greyish-Greenish Slaad instead} OMNOMNOMNOM Shroomy! Wait... woah, I'm starting to see color trails... {sprawls on back, drools, trips out}
Tyrant! I'm being repressed! Come and see the violence inherant in the system!
Hey stop stealing my lines you curly-haired rat!
Hey stop stealing my lines you curly-haired rat!
{still drooling} Oh hello, old woman! {still hallucinating} What knight lives in that castle over there? {points at poodle "landmine"}
{speaking to some imaginary personage} I can't go on, there's too much dust. It's taking the curl out of my naturally curly hair. {fluffs fur}
This is getting pretty f#$&ed up if you ask me.
*Steps on MiniatureGiantSpaceToyPoodle* Have you had enough yet?Tyrant! I'm being repressed! Come and see the violence inherant in the system! {visciously nips the spots between Cockapoo's toes!}
Ugh, your paws taste awful. Have you been stepping in the poodle landmines again?
Yep! *takes paw and flicks the micro poodle a few hundred yards*
<pops back in from the Maelstrom wearing a chef's hat and apron>
Dog biscuits! Getcher dog biscuits here!
<breaks out bowls full of egg-filled dog biscuits>
<under his breath> This'll teach those filthy little creatures to hump my legs.
<plane shifts back to the Maelstrom>
This is getting pretty f#$&ed up if you ask me.
Karma.
Although, I have to say I enjoy the Slaads more than the Jacks. More panache.
Yum, biscuits! Hey, these are egg filled! Mm! We got a frier?
Although, I have to say I enjoy the Slaads more than the Jacks. More panache.
I wouldn't go that far. The Jacks are annoying but at least they don't want to put eggs into us.
Although, I have to say I enjoy the Slaads more than the Jacks. More panache.I wouldn't go that far. The Jacks are annoying but at least they don't want to put eggs into us.
<pops back from the Maelstrom carrying a copy of Slaads are from the Maelstrom, Poodles are from Some Unnamed, Fluffy, Landmine-filled Plane>
We only want to put eggs in you because we love you poodle-thingies. And a slaad-poodle love child is the best means of expressing this.
<makes bluff check and fails miserably>
Ah crap ...
<plane shifts back to the Maelstrom>
The Jacks are annoying but at least they don't want to put eggs into us.
I can only stomach so much drinking and gratuitous violence. Their repertoire is rather limited, especially Jack's Right Hand Man.
Of course it seems the Slaads having taken up poodle punting. So much anti-poodlism on these boards.
The Jacks are annoying but at least they don't want to put eggs into us.I can only stomach so much drinking and gratuitous violence. Their repertoire is rather limited, especially Jack's Right Hand Man.
That's true. JRHM is not only a dullard but he's a jackass as well. YAP!
That's true. JRHM is not only a dullard but he's a jackass as well. YAP!
Of course it seems the Slaads having taken up poodle punting. So much anti-poodlism on these boards.
{runs up to CourtFool, gasping for breath} Wait... are you... the one that... flicked me?
*Damn, I can't tell -- you all look like fluffy white AT-ATs from down here*
This is getting pretty f#$&ed up if you ask me.
Wen where weme asskicking yua?
This is getting pretty f#$&ed up if you ask me.Wen where weme asskicking yua?
*Pees on Puddle*
Ugh, your paws taste awful. Have you been stepping in the poodle landmines again?Yep! *takes paw and flicks the micro poodle a few hundred yards*
Ah ha!, I've sniffed you out... your stinky paws gave you away!
Hey stop stealing my lines you curly-haired rat!
How dare you call me a rat, old woman! Look, I'm beating up your cheese! Squeak! Squeak, I tell you, squeak!
yap....
How dare you call me a rat, old woman! Look, I'm beating up your cheese! Squeak! Squeak, I tell you, squeak!
Bloody lot of fascists, you rats.
Pees on A-SP
YAP!
I am very disappointed in all of you.
{runs around in circles, panicking} YAP, YAP, YAP, YAP, YAP, YAP, YAP, YAP, YAP, YAP, YAP, YAP, YAP, YAP, YAP, YAP, YAP, YAP, YAP, YAP, YAP, YAP, YAP, YAP, YAP, YAP, YAP, YAP, YAP, YAP, YAP, YAP, YAP, YAP, YAP, YAP, YAP, YAP, YAP, YAP!
One of the slaads egged me!!!
YAP, YAP, YAP, YAP, YAP, YAP, YAP, YAP, YAP, YAP, YAP, YAP, YAP, YAP, YAP, YAP!
I'm too young (and too male) to be a mother!!!
Whines and hides head in paws
I am very disappointed in all of you.
{Whimpers and piddles in shame}
{runs around in circles, panicking} YAP, YAP, YAP, YAP, YAP, YAP, YAP, YAP, YAP, YAP, YAP, YAP, YAP, YAP, YAP, YAP, YAP, YAP, YAP, YAP, YAP, YAP, YAP, YAP, YAP, YAP, YAP, YAP, YAP, YAP, YAP, YAP, YAP, YAP, YAP, YAP, YAP, YAP, YAP, YAP!
One of the slaads egged me!!!
YAP, YAP, YAP, YAP, YAP, YAP, YAP, YAP, YAP, YAP, YAP, YAP, YAP, YAP, YAP, YAP!
I'm too young (and too male) to be a mother!!!
How did you get egged? The slaad eggs are bigger than you are.
I am very disappointed in all of you.
Perhaps they don't want to be a wuss like you.
I am very disappointed in all of you.
Sorry master! *Licks Courtfool and holds head down in shame*
How dare you call me a rat, old woman! Look, I'm beating up your cheese! Squeak! Squeak, I tell you, squeak!Bloody lot of fascists, you rats.
I'll show you some fascism! WHAM! WHAM! *Drags Peasant back to the Jack thread*
Help! Help! I'm being opressed!
ahem....YAP!
I'm back!
*Drops basket with PaizoCon 2009 squeaky toys*
Licks Llamafrog
You taste like salmon!
YAP!
ahem....YAP!
I'm back!
*Drops basket with PaizoCon 2009 squeaky toys*
YAY!!! Thanks Llamafrog! *Grabs a squeaky toy and runs through the poodlehouse.* SQUEAK! SQUEAK! SQUEAK!
How dare you call me a rat, old woman! Look, I'm beating up your cheese! Squeak! Squeak, I tell you, squeak!Bloody lot of fascists, you rats.
Poodles onn teh Pheasant
I am very disappointed in all of you.
Wath dit wee doo? Fallows teh Pheasant hover too teh Jaque tread, ten poodles onn heme
Help! Help! I'm being opressed!
Bloody peasant!
*Drops basket with PaizoCon 2009 squeaky toys*
{whines} They are all bigger than me!
How did you get egged? The slaad eggs are bigger than you are.
I'm not entirely sure... I think it had something to do with Pym Particles routed through the interstitial frame buffer with a reverse-polarity twist. But then again, I was still tripping on 'shrooms growing on that weird slaad.
{*G*ds! I'd kill for an Cheez Whiz & grapejelly on fried eggplant sandwich right now. Hey, are my ankles swelling? I've got cankles!*}
Licks Llamafrog
You taste like salmon!
YAP!
You may want to try and taste this other side...
You may want to try and taste this other side...Licks Llamafrog
You taste like salmon!
YAP!
I think I'm going to hurl...
I'm not entirely sure... I think it had something to do with Pym Particles routed through the interstitial frame buffer with a reverse-polarity twist. But then again, I was still tripping on 'shrooms growing on that weird slaad.
Ok, that makes sense now. YAP! YAP!