Praise Sebastian

[Heathansson]

Crimson Jester wrote:

Heathansson wrote:

It's not me.
I just have a case of the cooties that Sebastian's mom gave me.

Cooties, Fleas what's the difference?

What the hell are they teaching 3rd graders, ah?

Forget it, I can't fix this broken world.

[CourtFool]

Heathansson wrote:

Forget it, I can't fix this broken world.

It never wanted fixing.

[Kess of the Cult of Sebastian]

Heathansson wrote:

*gutplugs goofy cultie with a .38 revolver*

Well, it's a good thing this is one of them there cults that grants healing powers...or at least promises them...kinda hope it works...

cough...cough
*heals mysteriously*
There. all better. and seriously, who brings a gun to knife fight? totally unfair man. not cool.

[CourtFool]

Neutering, maybe.

[CourtFool]

...but not fixing.

[kessukoofah]

CourtFool wrote:

Heathansson wrote:

Forget it, I can't fix this broken world.

It never wanted fixing.

Truer words...well they've been spoken, but theose are pretty good too.

[underling]

I visited a medium the other day and had a seance to contact HP Lovecraft. When we were channeling his spirit, I asked how to react to this thread and he sent the following warning (prophecy?) from beyond...

That thread is not dead
Even tho' filled with lies
Until through strange intertubes
The Bella Sara champion dies.

personally, i would like a HEATHEN(son) perspective on this dire verse. ;)

[CourtFool]

underling wrote:

personally, i would like a HEATHEN(son) perspective on this dire verse. ;)

I am guessing, “Lay off the Quaaludes.”

[underling]

CourtFool wrote:

underling wrote:

personally, i would like a HEATHEN(son) perspective on this dire verse. ;)

I am guessing, “Lay off the Quaaludes.”

Which feather token is a Quaal-ude, and where could I get one?

[Saern]

kessukoofah wrote:

CourtFool wrote:

Saern wrote:

"No one shall worship, praise, bow down before, or even politely compliment the entity known as Sebastian."

I have already submitted proof that the Poster Currently Known As Sebastian (a.k.a. PCKAS) is not the true entity known as Sebastian.

aww...but I have a picture to prove it...

Which begs the question, "Would the real Sebastian please stand up?"

Spoiler:

Get the rifle ready, Heathy! When you have a shot, take it.

[Mikaze]

CourtFool wrote:

Saern wrote:

"No one shall worship, praise, bow down before, or even politely compliment the entity known as Sebastian."

I have already submitted proof that the Poster Currently Known As Sebastian (a.k.a. PCKAS) is not the true entity known as Sebastian.

"What does Sebastian need with a starship?"

[Patrick Curtin]

A new trendy band name! Sebastian Starship!

Calls Grace Slick

"This is the big comeback baybee! Hop a plane to San Diego!"

[Heathansson]

Saern wrote:

kessukoofah wrote:

CourtFool wrote:

Saern wrote:

"No one shall worship, praise, bow down before, or even politely compliment the entity known as Sebastian."

I have already submitted proof that the Poster Currently Known As Sebastian (a.k.a. PCKAS) is not the true entity known as Sebastian.

aww...but I have a picture to prove it...

Which begs the question, "Would the real Sebastian please stand up?"

** spoiler omitted **

Spoiler:

naah...he's more dangerous as a martyr. Alive, he can still run his yap and ruin the whole riff.

[Heathansson]

CourtFool wrote:

underling wrote:

personally, i would like a HEATHEN(son) perspective on this dire verse. ;)

I am guessing, “Lay off the Quaaludes.”

Or don't boggart them all, dude.

[KnightErrantJR]

I come not to praise Sebastian, but to bury him . . .

What?

He's not dead?

Nothing to see here, move along . . .

[Ao, Overgod]

WOTC hasn't called me back in months . . . I think they gave my job to that SOB. If I still had control over an entire multiverse, I'd make his life a living hell . . . hell, I'd make him his own hell. I could have done it too . . . back in the day.

What the hell does an unemployed Overgod do anyway?

[Aberzombie]

Ao, Overgod wrote:

What the hell does an unemployed Overgod do anyway?

I hear Sebastian needs someone to scrape the callouses off his feet after a hard day converting the masses to his evil ways.

[Callous Jack]

Ao, Overgod wrote:

What the hell does an unemployed Overgod do anyway?

Somebody has to muck out the pony stalls...

[Crimson Jester]

CourtFool wrote:

Neutering, maybe.

Actually could someone perform this valuable service.

Anyone.

Is there a vet in the house?

Please!

[Crimson Jester]

Please, I will get someone a whole case of ponies.

[underling]

oooh! oooh! can I neuter the ponies? You guys get the camera & we can make a video for Sebastion.

EDIT: no animals were harmed in the making of this post.

[Crimson Jester]

Sure but only shetlands.

[Hugo Solis]

Hey I'll join out of loyalty to the "tide". Sebastian's the guy with the avatar of the dwarf from the Eberron adventure right?

[Hugo Solis]

Oops nevermind, wrong cult...

-walks backwards slowly towards the door...makes a run for it!-

[Crimson Jester]

come back Hugo its ok now.... I think.

[Llamafrog]

Join the Poodle Revolution!

[Kess of the Cult of Sebastian]

Yay for thread ressurection! We can now continue the praise of Sebastian and the recruiting of new cultists. in fact, we need a roll call!

Cultists Assemble!

[CAPTAIN CAJUN]

Freedom!!

[Brother Faust the Elder]

Are there bbbrrraaaaaaiiiinnnsssss to be had ? I can't believe that this has not been asked before in this thread...

[Secretlyreplacedwith]

Losers.

Except, of course, for the pony. His skittle power is too awesome to make him a loser.

Although I do wish he'd return to his much better looking, pre-pony avatar.

[Kobold Catgirl]

Pff. Sebastian. What are you praising him for? I have a custom smurfatar, too! I'm just as good! Worship me!
....
Anyone?

EDIT: Get off, Kobie!

[Secretlyreplacedwith]

Kobold Cleaver wrote:

Pff. Sebastian. What are you praising him for? I have a custom smurfatar, too! I'm just as good! Worship me!

....
Anyone?

EDIT: Get off, Kobie!

Who are you again?

[The One Who Makes You Angry]

A good reason to worship the pony is in Dragon Age 2. There are TWO achievements that relate directly to him.

WORSHIP THE PONY.

[Tarlane]

I suspect that many of those newer to the boards who are praising Sebastian have not been schooled by Mr. Grammar.

[Reckless]

joela wrote:

I still haven't figured out his association with Bella Sera....

For those who want to know how it all started, see: This because of this

[Sebastian's Publicist]

Jason Beardsley wrote:

This seems to be the most appropriate place for this post.

I just wanted to go on record to say that over the (very little) time I've been on these boards, I believe Sebastian to be an awesome individual. So much so, that for my next Inquisitor Lord model for my Inquisition WH40K army will be named after him. I thought the need to publicly announce this, feeling out of character today =)

We endorse this thread.

[Crimson Jester]

Sebastian's Publicist wrote:

Jason Beardsley wrote:

This seems to be the most appropriate place for this post.

I just wanted to go on record to say that over the (very little) time I've been on these boards, I believe Sebastian to be an awesome individual. So much so, that for my next Inquisitor Lord model for my Inquisition WH40K army will be named after him. I thought the need to publicly announce this, feeling out of character today =)

We endorse this thread.

But not the others!!!

[The Tick]

Reckless wrote:

joela wrote:

I still haven't figured out his association with Bella Sera....

For those who want to know how it all started, see: This because of this

I always thought "ponyboi" was his club name.....

[Celestial Healer]

How ever did I miss this thread?

Did I ever tell you all the story about the time I got Sebastian to admit he was wrong?

[The One Who Makes You Angry]

Celestial Healer wrote:

How ever did I miss this thread?

Did I ever tell you all the story about the time I got Sebastian to admit he was wrong?

BLASPHEMY!!!!!!!

But no, I want to hear it.