You know you're addicted to the Pathfinder forum when...
...you've started thinking of your two oldest children as Alpha 1 and Alpha 2.
...you're convinced that the Forum Monster ate that sock you lost in the drier.
...you're feeling particularly smurfy.
...you've beaten a Dead Horse.
...you've dropped out of school because your classes aren't giving you at least 4+Int skill points.
...you've considered starting a thread entitled "[Think Tank] Think Tanks."
...you're first instinct when someone cuts you off in traffic is to shout "4e fanboy!"
...you've beaten a Dead Horse at least twice.
...you've never driven a Porsche, but are convinced you could make a tire to improve its handling.
...you don't let your kids watch episodes of Sesame Street brought to you by the number "4" and the letter "E."
...you've bribed Jason Bulmahn with pizzas and a case of beer in an effort to speed up the design process.
...you've beaten a Dead Horse at least thrice.
...you've announced at least once that someone, somewhere, has fired you as a customer.
...you've actually posted a thread in the GM Tools subforum.
...you've just spent an hour of your free time thinking up signs that you're addicted to the Pathfinder forum.
...you've lain in wait for Jason in the hallways of the Paizo office to waylay him with your playtest notes from the previous evening's game.
...you have to keep telling your friends "Not quite yet." when they ask, "So, is the Beta ready yet?"
When you care about your thread count.
When you get 4e, and it sits unread, while you pore over the alpha.
When you make up character builds on the toilet.
When you spend half an hour at your weekend game talking about what jason said to you on a thread.
When you can't remember your mom's birthday, but know the release date of the beta.
When you think suddenly of the CMB during sex.
When you feel suicidal, and wonder what your fly skill is.
...your first instinct when someone cuts you off in traffic is to shout "4e fanboy!"
I have "Shift 2" as a Minor Action. Sorry about that.
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you are pestering the DM about this merchant rogue who deosn't like adventuring but who is carried into the role of adventure by his brother in the hopes that he will decide to run the playtest so you could try this said rogue...
complain about complainers when they take about the "realism" of learning so many language, but they forgot we are playing a fantasy game :D
you actually know who is who in Paizo Co. through reading their responses to the forum
When you make up an alias so you can be just like Vomit Guy and Dead Horse!
RPG Superstar 2009 Top 32, 2010 Top 8
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Your Fiend Folio and MM II- V are gathering dust because they 'aren't core'
You start tweaking the skill list
You look forward to Origins for the Paizo booth (and hopefully being able to live blog the seminiars)
You read about a former congressman crashing and go "Damn, must have rolled a one on the fly skill."
You feel personally offended when an alpha mechanic is said to be "Stolen from 4e"
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...you read the above quote and ran through the list of combat maneuvers in your head before stopping to think you should probably be disturbed by what you just read.When you think suddenly of the CMB during sex.
...you think your partner might go for a couple of the combat maneuvers if asked nicely.
...then you start wondering which combat feats would apply.
SM
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...you read the above quote and ran through the list of combat maneuvers in your head before stopping to think you should probably be disturbed by what you just read.When you think suddenly of the CMB during sex.
...you think your partner might go for a couple of the combat maneuvers if asked nicely.
...then you start wondering which combat feats would apply.
SM
Then you find out your partner was thinking about CMBs too.
When your wife stonily asks you "Who is Seoni?"
You spend your only day off cruising the forum while the grass in your yard grows ever taller.
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you actually know who is who in Paizo Co. through reading their responses to the forumYou can tell who is posting 50%+ of the time just by the language that they are using in their posts [ooc]I browse with the images turned off and don't bother to look at the names 1/2 the time anymore
How do you turn the images off?
That would be awesome for pissing the time away at work...hypothetically speaking, of course...
How do you turn the images off?
That would be awesome for pissing the time away at work...hypothetically speaking, of course...
The WebDeveloper plug in for Firefox lets you turn off images...quite handy. :)
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you actually know who is who in Paizo Co. through reading their responses to the forum
Conversely, you spend time during many lunches and dinners talking about paizo.com messageboard folks, and just mentioning their avatar names is good enough for most Paizo folks to know who you are talking about.
-Lisa
when you count typing as your form of exercise.
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RPG Superstar 2009 Top 32, 2010 Top 8
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you actually know who is who in Paizo Co. through reading their responses to the forumConversely, you spend time during many lunches and dinners talking about paizo.com messageboard folks, and just mentioning their avatar names is good enough for most Paizo folks to know who you are talking about.
-Lisa
When you read this and think "Ah, a new goal in life!"
...that you try to figure out new ways to annoy a certain were-poodle and a smrf loving rat-lizard!
When you spend time reading the threads when you really should be generating income so you can pay the bills.
How do you turn the images off?
That would be awesome for pissing the time away at work...hypothetically speaking, of course...
Firefox: Tools menu > Options > Content tab > deselect Load images automatically
IE: Tools menu > Internet Options > Advanced > deselect Show Pictures, Deselect Show image download placeholders
Opera: dunno
Can't believe you didn't know that mate - especially seeing the timestamp on some of your posts...
Matt
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you actually know who is who in Paizo Co. through reading their responses to the forumConversely, you spend time during many lunches and dinners talking about paizo.com messageboard folks, and just mentioning their avatar names is good enough for most Paizo folks to know who you are talking about.
Paizoans talking about individual posters during their breaks... now if that doesn't make one paranoid I don't know what will. :)
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Paizoans talking about individual posters during their breaks... now if that doesn't make one paranoid I don't know what will. :)you actually know who is who in Paizo Co. through reading their responses to the forumConversely, you spend time during many lunches and dinners talking about paizo.com messageboard folks, and just mentioning their avatar names is good enough for most Paizo folks to know who you are talking about.
Sounds like a big smurf conspiracy.
Sounds like a big smurf conspiracy.Paizoans talking about individual posters during their breaks... now if that doesn't make one paranoid I don't know what will. :)you actually know who is who in Paizo Co. through reading their responses to the forumConversely, you spend time during many lunches and dinners talking about paizo.com messageboard folks, and just mentioning their avatar names is good enough for most Paizo folks to know who you are talking about.
Illuminati actually, and although I already posted about that on another thread, I'm not really allowed to give out the details anywhere else. I mean I get some leeway as a geologist, but they might have to make you disappear.
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Illuminati actually, and although I already posted about that on another thread, I'm not really allowed to give out the details anywhere else. I mean I get some leeway as a geologist, but they might have to make you disappear.
Just a reminder, wherever you are, whatever you are doing, our snipers can drop you. Have a nice day.
you actually know who is who in Paizo Co. through reading their responses to the forumConversely, you spend time during many lunches and dinners talking about paizo.com messageboard folks, and just mentioning their avatar names is good enough for most Paizo folks to know who you are talking about.
-Lisa
Eeppp!!! ~runs and hides, my ears buring from all the malicious talk about me by the Paizo staff~
(~GRINS~)
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IE: Tools menu > Internet Options > Advanced > deselect Show Pictures, Deselect Show image download placeholders
Can't believe you didn't know that mate - especially seeing the timestamp on some of your posts...
Matt
Woah!
That is nice; I won't get any work done now...
I was thinking there was an option in the 'My Account' page, that I'd missed.
I've always relied on my class feat: Quick Draw (Alt+Tab). :)
You always have Paizo up in an open window and the refresh button is your best friend.