You know those odd-ball questions they ask you in interviews to see how well you can think on your feet? One of my favorites was, “If you were a frozen food, what would you be and why?” Mostly because someone I know said he answered, ‘Butter, because I add value to everything I touch.” Yes, he really was that arrogant.
So…if you were a frozen food, what would you be?
A packet of assorted veggies. And not the good stuff, either, but the cheap stuff with the canned peas and rotten corn.
I forgot the '...and why?' part.
A frozen pizza. Simple, practical, and always nice to have around.
I'd be the bloated Fuller Brush Man that the cannibal homeowner stores in his freezer in the basement.
With anchovies?
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I'd be a mighty oak tree, majestic, stable, firm; a real work horse, nay a "workaholic" of a tree, always shading the less mighty with my powersome thews. And, oak trees are good at people. Because, selling; selling is what it's all about. I sell myself all day, every day. If you think about it, that's all life really is is selling yourself.
With anchovies?
Something about being dead for two months makes it harder to tell my surroundings because my senses have all shut off and my proteins are tearing apart making me look a bit more like Ozzy, but it's certainly possible the homeowner will garnish me with small salty swimmies. I dunno really.
Anchovies are freakin' nasty.
Someone snapping off your frozen man business for their weenie roast is nasty too, but I guess anchovies are still up there.
With anchovies?
No, they are gross. I'm a cheese pizza, but with a package of frozen pepperoni nearby. I'm flexible like that.
Wait...
Who freezes butter?
I have, actually. My girlfriend bakes alot, so when she was living with me there was always a couple pounds of butter in the freezer and a few sticks in the fridge.
Wait...
Who freezes butter?
Butter not tell you. You never know who's listening.
With anchovies?No, they are gross. I'm a cheese pizza, but with a package of frozen pepperoni nearby. I'm flexible like that.
I'm flexible enough to fit into this freezer apparently. I wonder if I'll come back like the ghost in The Ring but I'll haunt the larder instead of the well. Everytime you guy eat a Mama Celeste Pizza For One I'll spell out your coming doom in marinara letters.
Stouffer's Family Lasagna. Tasty, filling, enough for everybody, and worth the wait. :P
I would be a fresh cookie thrown into the freezer, there to please you another day!
I forgot the '...and why?' part.
Because I hate canned peas. And I make a lot of paradoxes.
Director of Sales
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A Reiser's Red hot beef burrito.
From the looks of me, you wouldn't expect much. But then you'd give me a try and find that I'm actually pretty good, especially paired with high quality supplementals. In the end, you'll find me quite enjoyable.
And two hours later, I give you the shits.
I would be a fresh cookie thrown into the freezer, there to please you another day!
Can I opt for the pleasing now?
And two hours later, I give you the s!*#s.
Point.
I would be a fresh cookie thrown into the freezer, there to please you another day!Can I opt for the pleasing now?
I don't know, from the looks of things, you still haven't even gotten out of bed yet!
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I still think butter is not a valid answer to this question.
I'd be an ice cube. Because I'm...transparent and made of water. And cool. Real cool. but I melt. And make all beverages taste better. Except beverages that are supposed to be served warm. But, I can cool those down so that they don't burn your tongue.
Yeah...an ice cube...
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I still think butter is not a valid answer to this question.
I'd be an ice cube. Because I'm...transparent and made of water. And cool. Real cool. but I melt. And make all beverages taste better. Except beverages that are supposed to be served warm. But, I can cool those down so that they don't burn your tongue.
Yeah...an ice cube...
Multicolored Popsicle. Precise in shape, but full of surprises.
I agree with Sebastian (dear lord, save us all) but I always chalked it up to over analyzing. Should we further define ‘frozen food’ as something you buy frozen? Sebastian, you’re the lawyer. Draft up something for us in legalese that none of us understand but which satisfies your need for order.
I still think butter is not a valid answer to this question.
I'd be an ice cube. Because I'm...transparent and made of water. And cool. Real cool. but I melt. And make all beverages taste better. Except beverages that are supposed to be served warm. But, I can cool those down so that they don't burn your tongue.
Yeah...an ice cube...
On the other hand, you don't look so hot.
I'd be a mighty oak tree...
I almost posted that question instead, but Chuck didn’t like it.
Ben and Jerry's,
Lots of different varieties, never seen anyone say no to them, and I'd be easy on the environment. Oh yeah the low-fat option, but that is just optimism.
I suddenly have a hankerin for mint-ice cream with cookie bits.
I would be Philly Steak and Cheese Lean Pockets, 'cause I like them, thats why.
SAMMICH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
A packet of assorted veggies. And not the good stuff, either, but the cheap stuff with the canned peas and rotten corn.
My grandmother made a pizza for my sister and I once. She put cheese, tomato sauce, pepperoni, bell peppers and a package of Schwan's frozen veggies (peas, carrots, corn, ect) on a glorified tortilla and called it pizza. It was awful.
I still think butter is not a valid answer to this question.
Well we know where that went. So you are:
Yeah...an ice cube...
My three year old thinks ice cubes are food too, we have a bottom level freezer and she goes and gets them out anytime and chews them to slush faster than the quaker oatmeal guy can have a morning bowel movement.
I used to have a golden retriever that loved eating ice cubes, too. He thought they were food. He was the single stupidest member of one of the most intelligent breeds I know.
Not that I'm trying to imply anything about your post though. Just thinkin' out loud.
So guys, if Sebastian can be an ice cube then I_AM_THE_FREEZER.
Me, I'm that weird fuzzy thing way the hell in the back that is apparently an arctic-adapted form of mold.
As I understand it, you may also be found beneath the ice of Europa.
I'd be King Ranch Chicken. Cause it's nice with a hint of spice.
Yes, but no one's supposed to know about that as of yet.
Sorry. Didn’t mean to out you like that. Look! A black helicopter.
Great. Another helicopter. That's the 5th lightning bolt I've had to use today. You'd better be grateful for this, Kassil!
*Lightning bolts helicopter*
Thanks. I don't know what I'd do without someone to scrape out the mold in the back of the fridge.
uhm; hehe are you asking if we are frigid? hehe, I guess I am some fishsticks with mixed peppers on wild rice and a side of broccoli and cheese.