This string of wacky hijinks and humorous misadventures is designed for my buddies out there who have never played by post before and would like to give it a try. It's going to be fast and loose, very rules-light the first time out, and will probably end spectacularly and hilariously badly for everyone involved. That being said, there is one slot open if anybody is bored and wants to screw around in a very lighthearted, experimental comedy of errors. Feel free to drop in and say hi, but understand that participation will probably have an affect on your overall level of sanity. If that thought should somehow interest you, you should probably seek professional help. But maybe we can make some room for you anyway. So without further ado...ROBOT ROLL CALL!!
Player list so far:
Raistlin Jr. - Delusional sorcerer with a Dragonlance fetish. Wants to rule the world by seeking out the dreaded Necronomicon. Is not currently aware that the Necronomicon is actually an adult publication for the undead seeking a little extra thrill.
Darnek Ghul - Elven monk with a love for things that go well with peanut butter and a love for fire. Especially loves things that go well with peanut butter and fire.
Hak'thulgromp Elfsplitter - Better known as "Hak" to his friends. At least, he would be if he had any friends. Not-so-bright Half-orc who likes to hit things. A lot.
Durwix Anklebiter - The goblin known as "Dur" is the closest you can come to Hak'thelgromp's "lil' buddy." also the party's resident cleric. He's a crafty, cowardly goblin who also likes to hit things. Unfortunately he's not very good at hitting things, so usually he has to pay Hak to hit things for him.
Ranger - Sadly, budget cuts and labor problems have left Ranger with little backstory to speak of. He couldn't even afford a name, and so the rest of the party knows him only as Ranger. At least until he pays licensing fees. Ranger is human who likes trees perhaps more than is socially acceptable.
He said I should introduce myself, "Yo"
Darnek is what a disco bandit would be, Stayin alive with funky hand movements. Why a monk? Because all my dwarves have drowned in the river.
Name called Hak. I hit stuff. What else to know?
Name called Hak. I hit stuff. What else to know?
Well spoken, Hak. Very diplomatic. Welcome aboard!
When Raistlin was a boy he was always causing trouble in town he could never do anything right and when he tried to help he just made the matters worse. In school when he used to get picked on, bolts of lightning would come out of him stricking the bullies. Feeling this mass energy that surges through his body he wanted more and the more he wanted the crueler he got. Not able to control his maddness for this remarkable power his mom and sister tried to stop him but they where no match for his incredible power, leaving the town lale behind to find the temple of his father Raistlin the new god of destruction in hopes to gain incredible power and to get his hands on the book of the Necronomicon which was hidden away in the temple after the dragon wars. With this book no one will be able to stand in his way and he will do what his father could not, for his father let his feeling get in the way of things. Raistlin has no feelings if he did it would destract his dreams of becoming a god. So Raistlin doesnt let anyone get in his way and if they do his disposes of them with his remarakable power.
When Raistlin was a boy he was always causing trouble in town he could never do anything right and when he tried to help he just made the matters worse. In school when he used to get picked on, bolts of lightning would come out of him stricking the bullies. Feeling this mass energy that surges through his body he wanted more and the more he wanted the crueler he got. Not able to control his maddness for this remarkable power his mom and sister tried to stop him but they where no match for his incredible power, leaving the town lale behind to find the temple of his father Raistlin the new god of destruction in hopes to gain incredible power and to get his hands on the book of the Necronomicon which was hidden away in the temple after the dragon wars. With this book no one will be able to stand in his way and he will do what his father could not, for his father let his feeling get in the way of things. Raistlin has no feelings if he did it would destract his dreams of becoming a god. So Raistlin doesnt let anyone get in his way and if they do his disposes of them with his remarakable power.
Technically speaking, I don't think two castings of "Magic Missle" count as a remarkable power just yet. But that's okay, we're working on that. A few more chickens and sheep and he'll have sacrificed enough livestock to buy himself a new Demonic Tome.
Hate to wast my time on simple crap and decided to do something that was usefule to me.
Hate to wast my time on simple crap and decided to do something that was usefule to me.
In Today's Episode of "Saved by the Bell," Ranger will be played by Xecuter19. I'm not sure if that means he's xecuted 19 people, or he's the 19th xecuter to apply for the job. But frankly I'm not even sure what an xecuter is.
ahh come on people hurry up. my grandma could right a letter faster