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Pure distilled "what the f~*@," courtesy of Rob Liefeld. (scroll about halfway down the page, and you'll see what I'm referring to)
Wow, who knew Liefeld could descend even further down the scales of crappiness.
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My mesomorphic latissimus dorsii have permanently wedged my upper arms into a "t" configuration. I need the gun wristflicker from Taxi Driver, or I'm nothing but a human tilting target!
Sorta like Arms Akimbo from Freakazoid. Ah, the treasured shows of my youth...
Sorta like Arms Akimbo from Freakazoid. Ah, the treasured shows of my youth...
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My wife found a wesbite called Mental Floss. I'm sure someone around here has heard of it. Anyway, they had a quiz titled Skin Disease or D&D Character. It should be the fifth or sixth one down the linked page.
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My wife found a wesbite called Mental Floss. I'm sure someone around here has heard of it. Anyway, they had a quiz titled Skin Disease or D&D Character. It should be the fifth or sixth one down the linked page.
Took the quiz. I got them all right. I have no idea how or why I know these things.
That's righteous. :D
Pure distilled "what the f%**," courtesy of Rob Liefeld. (scroll about halfway down the page, and you'll see what I'm referring to)
What. The. Hell.
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That's righteous. :D
Pure distilled "what the f%**," courtesy of Rob Liefeld. (scroll about halfway down the page, and you'll see what I'm referring to)What. The. Hell.
In the immortal words of John Turturro, "No one f@!+s with the Jesus."
In other news, Chuck Norris has a new joke.
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I just got a copy of Pathfinder Chronicles: Gods and Magic, and with it came a GameMastery item card pack.
One of the cards was "potion (48/110)": "Made from dark amber glass, this bottle is painted with brown spots and a humanoid symbol in a white circle."
In the picture, the "humanoid symbol" is, in fact, the Einsturzende Neubauten logo. WIN.
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I just got a copy of Pathfinder Chronicles: Gods and Magic, and with it came a GameMastery item card pack.
One of the cards was "potion (48/110)": "Made from dark amber glass, this bottle is painted with brown spots and a humanoid symbol in a white circle."
In the picture, the "humanoid symbol" is, in fact, the Einsturzende Neubauten logo. WIN.
Uhm...ancient Toltec cave drawing first but I'm sure those ancient Toltec's would dig the Neubauten.
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Uhm...ancient Toltec cave drawing first but I'm sure those ancient Toltec's would dig the Neubauten.I just got a copy of Pathfinder Chronicles: Gods and Magic, and with it came a GameMastery item card pack.
One of the cards was "potion (48/110)": "Made from dark amber glass, this bottle is painted with brown spots and a humanoid symbol in a white circle."
In the picture, the "humanoid symbol" is, in fact, the Einsturzende Neubauten logo. WIN.
Hell yes they would.
A treadmill that moves forward as you run on it.
Like running, but clunkier and more expensive.
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I just got a copy of Pathfinder Chronicles: Gods and Magic, and with it came a GameMastery item card pack.
One of the cards was "potion (48/110)": "Made from dark amber glass, this bottle is painted with brown spots and a humanoid symbol in a white circle."
In the picture, the "humanoid symbol" is, in fact, the Einsturzende Neubauten logo. WIN.
Card 58/100 'ring' also has the same symbol on it. ;)
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Card 58/100 'ring' also has the same symbol on it. ;)I just got a copy of Pathfinder Chronicles: Gods and Magic, and with it came a GameMastery item card pack.
One of the cards was "potion (48/110)": "Made from dark amber glass, this bottle is painted with brown spots and a humanoid symbol in a white circle."
In the picture, the "humanoid symbol" is, in fact, the Einsturzende Neubauten logo. WIN.
As does one of the tower shields and one of the wands.
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Yesterday, I was on my way home from my grandparents' house in Warwick, NY, and made a stop in Middletown for some art supplies. While exiting the store, I bumped into a shaggy-haired, bearded Hispanic guy. As I turned around to tell him I was sorry, I realized that I had just accidentally shoulder-checked Claudio Sanchez. Too chickenshit to talk to the guy, I sprinted out to my car, cursing all the way home.
Yesterday, I was on my way home from my grandparents' house in Warwick, NY, and made a stop in Middletown for some art supplies. While exiting the store, I bumped into a shaggy-haired, bearded Hispanic guy. As I turned around to tell him I was sorry, I realized that I had just accidentally shoulder-checked Claudio Sanchez. Too chickenshit to talk to the guy, I sprinted out to my car, cursing all the way home.
Awesome.
My new boy has Chingy's phone number and makes beats for him. Not even joking. Apparently, when you talk to him, he still sounds like he's rapping.
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Yesterday, I was on my way home from my grandparents' house in Warwick, NY, and made a stop in Middletown for some art supplies. While exiting the store, I bumped into a shaggy-haired, bearded Hispanic guy. As I turned around to tell him I was sorry, I realized that I had just accidentally shoulder-checked Claudio Sanchez. Too chickenshit to talk to the guy, I sprinted out to my car, cursing all the way home.Awesome.
My new boy has Chingy's phone number and makes beats for him. Not even joking. Apparently, when you talk to him, he still sounds like he's rapping.
So HE'S THE ONE RESPONSIBLE for all of those HORRIBLE RAP SONGS?
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Could someone tell Randall Munroe to STOP SPYING ON ME?I'm assuming he means this one.
Thanks. I'm archives-stupid.
So HE'S THE ONE RESPONSIBLE for all of those HORRIBLE RAP SONGS?Yesterday, I was on my way home from my grandparents' house in Warwick, NY, and made a stop in Middletown for some art supplies. While exiting the store, I bumped into a shaggy-haired, bearded Hispanic guy. As I turned around to tell him I was sorry, I realized that I had just accidentally shoulder-checked Claudio Sanchez. Too chickenshit to talk to the guy, I sprinted out to my car, cursing all the way home.Awesome.
My new boy has Chingy's phone number and makes beats for him. Not even joking. Apparently, when you talk to him, he still sounds like he's rapping.
Not all of them...He just has Chingy's phone number. It's hilarious.
We like those horrible rap songs, anyway.
Ok, that's the most I've laughed in a while.
hmm only a smile from me; but then my Lions are really getting creamed this year; most losses of any team ever.
hmm only a smile from me; but then my Lions are really getting creamed this year; most losses of any team ever.
Packers!!!!!!!
(sorry, I may live in the "D," but I'm at Yooper at heart)
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In other news, I've just spent the day at my grandparents' house with more relatives than I can count. And aside from learning that my three-year-old cousin thinks that chickens say "beep," I also learned where my paranoia genes come from.
My father, his brother, and I were talking about guns; specifically, buying them online. My grandfather shuffled past to get a refill on his coffee and bourbon, and said the following:
"Better be careful, Christopher (my dad). You know the GOVERNMENT keeps track o' ya that way. Buy guns, and they write ya down in their little BOOK."
Also, my uncle's dog has a peculiar habit of growling constantly. Clancy (the dog, named after the Clancy Brothers) will growl when he's happy, tired, hungry, angry, excited, or just about anything else. And it's not a NORMAL growl. More of a throaty "NNNNNNHHH" sound. This was dinner:
"So, could you pass the-"
NNNNNNNHHHH!
"Chicken, thank you."
NNNNNHHHHNHHHH!
"CLANCY, SHUT UP!" *baby starts crying*
NNNNNNNHH! NNNNNNHHHHHHH!
"God DAMN it. Pass the f+~@ing salad."
NNNNNNNNH!
Finally, I learned that my uncle (a high-school metal shop teacher) has been told at several staff meetings to "Think out of a box."
Aside from all of that, the miasma of cigarette smoke and dog hair, the squalling childrens, and the general dislike of my presence by everyone in the house, the day has been uneventful. This little hotel room in Middletown is starting to feel like home.
RPG Superstar 2009 Top 8
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The last panel seems vaguely familiar.How so?
Do you recall the 'what is playtesting?' thread and the response of one poster: "Surely, you're not saying that other people's opinions are worth as much as my math!!". I can't find the thread now. It just reminds me of that discussion.
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Do you recall the 'what is playtesting?' thread and the response of one poster: "Surely, you're not saying that other people's opinions are worth as much as my math!!". I can't find the thread now. It just reminds me of that discussion.The last panel seems vaguely familiar.How so?
I don't remember the thread, but that's definitely funny!
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Random....
I was thinking about Jed Clampett, and the king on Barsoom is a Jeddak.
Hmm......Jeddak Clampett.....John Wayne Carter, Warlord of Mars....
Driving around in monster trucks shooting Warhoon....A Trailer Park Princess of Mars......anyhoo.
Heathy in all seriousness what, um medications, are you on?