alas, nobody owns a moonboat forcing travlers
Jimmys Boat Shack's business tripled during the
were eaten by the werewolf captian who
fondue and yogurt. Cap'n Wolphie wasnt a
needed a haircut as well. He only
over on Queer Eye for the Straight
Spy because he wasn't cannibalistic or lycanthropic.
stutter, which made him angry, but he
svirfneblin pole dancer downstairs. SWAT raided his
to the walmart by the offramp to
'Tits MacGee's All Nude', a drivethru stripclub
drug store, car wash, and all night
a pound of sausage served between two
Coconut custard pie and a gallon of
and beaten half elven serving girl and
Yummy, now just hold the orcs please.
"Hold the Orcs" was a smash hit
the only hit for a band called
"Bailey DoGood and the Melodic DoGooders" from
Wagga Wagga, New South Wales, in 1987.
A dark brown cadillac arrived at midnight
the driver pulled to the drive through,
ordered two fish tacos and hot salsa,
pulled a .44, shot MacGee nine times,
and left for Dallas. The sheriff tracked
the car as far as he could,
over bearing, too damned dark to see
much less hear anything. It was so
dark even elves with infravision and 1000
kobold luchadores couldnt find the sheriff's car
Which was actually 3 blocks away from
the library where the Disney Necronomicon was
being burnt by the 700 club people
who chanted for their bleak cabal's leader,
to come forth and do battle against
Thing 1 and Thing 2 for trashing
almost all of the local neighborhood brothels