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Mage's S Word

and smirking turking

past the door

337b.) Singing "Heaven Is A Place On Earth" requires a skill bonus of atleast +40 in Perform (Karoeke)

330.) All drinkable items made using Craft (Alchemy) have a 25% chance of causing hallucinations that last the entire rest of the day and act as a constant Confusion effect. The GM must describe all hallucinations as they occur.

323b> Playes must discuss Rule #332 while high on helium

was too hot to press, causing problems

. which were the leading cause of tubercolosis

Now You've Lost My Admiration, Charlie Brown.

Manfred Banana

ReReStabinator 2: The Sequel: The Loosening

Poog is banned for not liking horse burgers, despite being a goblin.

TFF is banned for buying the documents so he can sell them on another black market for a higher price.

If you write your name in the sand, you get all your points charbroiled for no extra cost

The Crime Of Murder Was Commited By You, Charlie Brown, How Do You Plead?

Hokey Smile

321b.) PCs must count backwards to -30 or take 1d12+18 points of sonic damage from a screaming voice in the back of their heads

small and medium business feel inadequate at

what they use to cook soup in

to get 90%

dreaded bone CEO

Goofus likes to take old racial stereotypes and use them as inspiration when he designs a character.

Gallant tried playing a unusual and possibly uneffective build just so he could see if he was good enough at roleplaying it.

the Costco imperium's navy and air force

extreme hardcore squats, jumping jacks and pushups

Now available at

the chipotle latte

and psychoactive drugs

and ratfolk ninjas

and the Pulitzer

, their terrifying battle cry that put fear

the construction worker near the unstable tower on

biggest smelliest genitals the world had ever seen

people wondered what all the symbols meant

Goofus goes to his players' houses carrying a torch and pitchfork and burns the place down as soon as somebody at the table so much as thinks about playing a character who's not a core race.

Gallant has a plan for how he wants to act on different turns.

Rumplestiltskin's Jail Experience

This greatly upset the newly founded order

2 Blind Mice, 1 Fully-Sighted Rat: Tag Team Battle to The Death

Goofus wants to be mind controlled so he can kill the other party members and spends his starting gold on wisdom draining potions, which he drinks.

Gallant plays a orc in a non-strength based class.

Goofus's fighter leaves the game once he gets worried his character will die from an encounter.

Gallant is looking forward to Horror Adventures so he can run a Silent Hill-inspired game for his group, who all love psychological horror.

bad wolf-shaped

Goofus reads the Anarchist's Cookbook and brings a homemade bomb to the game where he's playing an alchemist.

Gallant always plays a healer if no one else will.

the nice place they lived

and sun, for they enjoyed

at the PTA

4S bathes in deadly gumbo

SWM is a backdoor power tool dealer.

E: The 5th Letter

Kender uses the "Downstairs Mixer" every night.

...from the code of conduct that forbit him from torturing innonents.

The paladin built a effigy of a noble ruler who had done nothing wrong in his life and burned it in the town square.

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