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Mage's S Word
and smirking turking
past the door
337b.) Singing "Heaven Is A Place On Earth" requires a skill bonus of atleast +40 in Perform (Karoeke)
330.) All drinkable items made using Craft (Alchemy) have a 25% chance of causing hallucinations that last the entire rest of the day and act as a constant Confusion effect. The GM must describe all hallucinations as they occur.
323b> Playes must discuss Rule #332 while high on helium
was too hot to press, causing problems
. which were the leading cause of tubercolosis
Now You've Lost My Admiration, Charlie Brown.
ReReStabinator 2: The Sequel: The Loosening
Poog is banned for not liking horse burgers, despite being a goblin.
TFF is banned for buying the documents so he can sell them on another black market for a higher price.
If you write your name in the sand, you get all your points charbroiled for no extra cost
The Crime Of Murder Was Commited By You, Charlie Brown, How Do You Plead?
321b.) PCs must count backwards to -30 or take 1d12+18 points of sonic damage from a screaming voice in the back of their heads
small and medium business feel inadequate at
what they use to cook soup in
to get 90%
dreaded bone CEO
Goofus likes to take old racial stereotypes and use them as inspiration when he designs a character.
Gallant tried playing a unusual and possibly uneffective build just so he could see if he was good enough at roleplaying it.
the Costco imperium's navy and air force
extreme hardcore squats, jumping jacks and pushups
Now available at
the chipotle latte
and psychoactive drugs
and ratfolk ninjas
and the Pulitzer
, their terrifying battle cry that put fear
the construction worker near the unstable tower on
biggest smelliest genitals the world had ever seen
people wondered what all the symbols meant
Goofus goes to his players' houses carrying a torch and pitchfork and burns the place down as soon as somebody at the table so much as thinks about playing a character who's not a core race.
Gallant has a plan for how he wants to act on different turns.
Rumplestiltskin's Jail Experience
This greatly upset the newly founded order
2 Blind Mice, 1 Fully-Sighted Rat: Tag Team Battle to The Death
Goofus wants to be mind controlled so he can kill the other party members and spends his starting gold on wisdom draining potions, which he drinks.
Gallant plays a orc in a non-strength based class.
Goofus's fighter leaves the game once he gets worried his character will die from an encounter.
Gallant is looking forward to Horror Adventures so he can run a Silent Hill-inspired game for his group, who all love psychological horror.
Goofus reads the Anarchist's Cookbook and brings a homemade bomb to the game where he's playing an alchemist.
Gallant always plays a healer if no one else will.
the nice place they lived
and sun, for they enjoyed
at the PTA
4S bathes in deadly gumbo
SWM is a backdoor power tool dealer.
E: The 5th Letter
Kender uses the "Downstairs Mixer" every night.
...from the code of conduct that forbit him from torturing innonents.
The paladin built a effigy of a noble ruler who had done nothing wrong in his life and burned it in the town square.
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