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323b> Playes must discuss Rule #332 while high on helium

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E: The 5th Letter

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29. The Red Star: The nation that the campaign takes place in undergoes 1d4+1 revolutions before becoming communist.

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Infused Ink: this construct consists entirely of a small pool of ink that has been magically animated. It is often created by apprentice construct crafters to practice their abilities.

NEXT: Pasta

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315.) Any player who wants to play a Brawler must buy the GM a boxset of Bruce Lee movies.

316.) Any player who wants to take the Sacred Geometry feat must give the GM their credit card number.

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Very Alternative: Play a character with 2 or more archetypes for the same class

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13. The Broken Clock: The planet on the material plane you are currently standing on is affected by a Time Stop lasting 1d8 days, treating you as the caster

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You Just Can't Let Go: Fail to escape from 20 grapples

All I Loved Has Been Broken: Have a weapon you have Weapon Focus in or a magic item you rely on sundered 5 times.

They Never Fight Fair: Be affected by at least 8 Dirty Trick maneuvers.

I've Been Pushed 'Round All My Life: Be affected by at least 15 Bull Rush maneuvers.

Now You've Taken It: Be affected by at least 4 Steal maneuvers.

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The ACME Grenade is a small construct that is often mass produced by artificers employed by the ACME Corporation. It appears as a nonmagical stick of dynamite and functions as such when lit and thrown, save for the fact that anthropomorphic animals take a -10 penalties on attack rolls when throwing it. Despite being seemingly inanimate, an ACME grenade is in fact, a construct, it just doesn't possess a movement speed.

next substance: Tubas

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Goofus finds out what each of his players are allergic to and brings it to the table so he can watch them writhe in agony.

Gallant somehow created a campaign setting based on Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robots that his players enjoyed.

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The Optimism Elemental appears as a simple golden sphere with a rune resembling a crudely drawn smiling face on it. Optimism Elementals are formed at the borders between the positive energy plane and Elysium. Optimism Elementals can use Bardic Performance as a 20th level bard, but cannot use the Frightening Tune, Dirge of Doom or Deadly Performance performances.

Substance: leather

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The Ham Hammerer is a construct made by butchers with some measure of magical skill. It resembles a bulky human made of porkchops and ham with a pigs head instead of a human head. Ham Hammerers often wield special mauls that are topped off with a meat tenderizer. For every 5 points of fire damage a Ham Hammerer takes, it gains a +2 bonus to AC and 10 temporary hit points as it gets crispy. A grease spell grants the Hammerer a +30 bonus to speed. Ham Hammerers possess fire resistance. Unlike other Constructs, Ham Hammerers can be affected by poison effects and take a -5 penalty on saves against poison effects.

Substance: Optimism

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The Bear Grease Golem is usually created by hunters as a means of recreating great bear hunts. The golem is created using a hollowed-out taxidermy bear. The bear has its insides replaced with a small stove that powers the golem by burning alchemically enhanced bear fat.

Substance: Denim

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Stop Learning How To Kill, Limey!

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286b. The cheese school of magic is described in detail below because I had an extra 20 minutes to burn

Opposed Schools/Spells: A cheese specialist treats all spells with the poison descriptor as spells from opposed schools for all purposes save for the creation of Infused Stinky Cheese (see below)

Stinky Cheese Resistance: You gain the scent ability and treat saves against stench and other similar effects as +10 higher. At 11th level this bonus increases to +15 and gain immunity to such effects at 20th level.

Infused Stinky Cheese (SU): As a standard action, you can treat all spells with the poison descriptor of a level you can cast as being in your spellbook and not being from an opposed school. You must produce a piece of bad-smelling cheese worth at least 5GP X the level spell to cast this spell, but add half your level to the DC to resist the spell. You can choose to make the cheese emit a stench, allowing it to treat the spell as if it´s range were 30ft. longer and affect all creatures within the range of the cheese (excluding you and an amount of creatures equal to your intelligence modifier+3) You can use this ability a number of times per day equal to 3+your intelligence modifier

Cheese Mastery (SU) At 10th level, Whenever you are holding a piece of stinky cheese, you treat your intelligence, constitution and caster level as 4 higher.

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A Carol of Jabberwocks.

A __________ of Duergar.

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267. Don't put too many points into handle animal or you'll end up like GoatToucher

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Blorp: The Sound of A Knife Hitting Jell-o

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966. Teleporting a large amount of flayleaf into the plane of fire will result in four hundred and twenty blazing elementals.

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Goofus organized a street gang to beat up people who play systems he doesn´t approve of.

Gallant gives sentient bears human rights because he´s nice.

this is sorta related to this thread

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Goofus chews up everybody´s rulebooks, then regurgitates the paper in front of all of the other players.

Gallant doesn´t know the meaning of life and has no plans to find it.

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140. Copious amounts of hallucinogenic drugs taken by the GM an hour before the game.

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110. A silent majority

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59. Dire Babies and Advanced Half-fiend Toddlers

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52. Womanizing god-level old wizards.

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You must construct additional Fnord.

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Fnord is the author of the journals, my brother.

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Fnord is love, Fnord is life.

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951. Andoren Apple Pie Baker is a prestige class that will be detailed in the upcoming book, Apple Pies Of The Inner Sea.

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The paladin put his elbows on the dinner table.

The paladin organized a group of bandits who stole from multiple villagers in order to fund the creation of his Lich phylactery.

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Korillyan- An adjective used to describe the properties of a fake wound from a stage fight. Example of use: "That guy playing Macbeth looks really Korillyan".

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77. any player who wears a top hat to the first game gets a free level in aristocrat for their first character.

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A disturbing of Aucturnians

A ______ of Magaambyan Arcanists

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925. Stay as far away from Darkmoon Vale and Falcon's Hollow as you possibly can.

926. Rule #925 is not merely a suggestion, but rather a fact you should build your life around

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923. Your Pathfinder's night job however, can be 'Aspis Consortium Agent.'

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A Lot Of Friends: take the leadership feat (or any similar feat from the Cohorts & Companions book) and only have noncombatant followers and cohorts.

Mage's Guildmaster: take the leadership feat (or any similar feat from the Cohorts & Companions book) and only have Spellcasting followers and cohorts.

War Leader: take the leadership feat (or any similar feat from the Cohorts & Companions book) and only have followers and cohorts with a base attack bonus equal to their level or proficiency in all martial weapons.

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Power Word: Kill La Kill: all creatures in a 30 foot radius gain a bonus equal to 2 times their charisma modifier on all checks and as a deflection bonus to AC, provided they strip down naked.

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Never Gonna Give You Up... Carry an intelligent item for the entire campaign and never allow another character to touch it

...Never Gonna Let You Down...: catch another characters as they fall or cast feather fall a total of 20 times on another player

...Never Gonna Run Around...: Don't take the run or double move actions ever for the duration of the entire campaign

...And Desert You...: Spend an every round in a combat adjacent to an ally.

...Never Gonna Say Goodbye...: Meet up with another player after competing the campaign.

...Never Gonna Tell A Lie And Hurt You: Never attempt any bluff or disguise check for the duration of the entire campaign.

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Socking Gasp
Clear Light Whoops
Clear Moderator Whoops
Clear Crispy Whoops
Heel

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38. You must rap-battle the GM before attempting any intimidate or perform (sing) check.

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32. All characters must put ranks in either Perform (Irish Jig), Profession (Sewerworker) or Craft (Pasta) every level or take a -2 penalty to constitution.

33. In order to play a Skald, a player must bring a tuba and the entire collected works of Shakespeare as gifts to the DM.

34. When entering a room, a player must roll a will save or attempt to seduce nearest inanimate object or ooze.

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31. In order to play a gnome, you must be under 5 feet tall, dye your hair and carry glitter and a flashlight with you wherever you go

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917. The main rule of the solar system where golarion resides is "the farther you get from the sun, the more messed up it gets"

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Achievements for levels in classes from Paths of prestige

Lord of Swords: take 2 or more levels in Aldori Swordlord

Often Open Third Eye: take 2 or more levels in Arclord of Nex

DAMN YOU PATHFINDER SOCIETY: take 2 or more levels in Aspis Agent

The Smallest of Liberators: take 2 or more levels in Bellflower Tiller

Rip Open The Rifts: take 2 or more levels in BlackFire Adept

Punching the Gates Closed: take 2 or more levels in Brother of The Seal

Enlightenment Acheived: take 2 or more levels in Champion of Irori

Just One Drop...: take 2 or more levels in Daggermark Poisoner

Holy Backstabber: take 2 or more levels in DawnFlower Dissident

The Freedom Phalanx: take 2 or more levels in Golden Legionnaire

OFF WITH THEIR HEADS!!: take 2 or more levels in Gray Gardener

The Greenest of Faiths: take 2 or more levels in Green Faith Acolyte

Hell Yeah, I Got Magic: take 2 or more levels in Hellknight Signifier

A Longstanding Tradition of Raising The Middle Finger at Liches: take 2 or more levels in Knight of Ozem

Subterranean Exterminator: take 2 or more levels in Lantern Bearer

Spell-Preparation Master: take 2 or more levels in Magaambyan Arcanist

Tamer of Big Mammals: take 2 or more levels in Mammoth Rider

Heir To Somewhere: take 2 or more levels in Noble Scion

Master of The Arena: take 2 or more levels of Pit Fighter

Merchant Lord: take 2 or more levels in Prophet of Kalistrade

Hiding Under The Mask: take 2 or more levels in Razmiran Priest

SHUT THE DAMN DOOR TO HELL ALREADY!: take 2 or more levels in Riftwarden

Boomstick Patrolman: take 2 or more levels in Shieldmarshal

Castle-Hunting Dwarf: take 2 or more levels in Skyseeker

I Know Forensics: take 2 or more levels in Sleepless Detective

Lightning is Rad: take 2 or more levels in Storm Kindler

Inked-Up Arcanist: take 2 or more levels in Tattooed Mystic

Messed-Up Emissary: take 2 or more levels in Umbral Court Agent

The Question Remains, Is It Real?: take 2 or more levels in Veiled Illusionist

Never Gonna Let It Go: take 2 or more levels of Winter Witch

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A good deal: Succeed at 8 profession checks

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16. All NPCs will be named George Washington.

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Goofus likes to go on vacation to slaughterhouses and abattoirs to take pictures.

Gallant has a extra set of dice for each of his players if they lose theirs.

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Goofus gives his paladin the SMASH KILL MAIM RAGE PILLAGE! personality.

Gallant makes sure that his game is more than just attack rolls by adding many roleplaying opportunities.

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907. There are no other museums other than Blackros on golarion so you might as well run away if somebody says anything about museums

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Granted, but your immune system stops functioning except to protect against migraines

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