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323b> Playes must discuss Rule #332 while high on helium

E: The 5th Letter

29. The Red Star: The nation that the campaign takes place in undergoes 1d4+1 revolutions before becoming communist.

Infused Ink: this construct consists entirely of a small pool of ink that has been magically animated. It is often created by apprentice construct crafters to practice their abilities.

NEXT: Pasta

315.) Any player who wants to play a Brawler must buy the GM a boxset of Bruce Lee movies.

316.) Any player who wants to take the Sacred Geometry feat must give the GM their credit card number.

Very Alternative: Play a character with 2 or more archetypes for the same class

13. The Broken Clock: The planet on the material plane you are currently standing on is affected by a Time Stop lasting 1d8 days, treating you as the caster

You Just Can't Let Go: Fail to escape from 20 grapples

All I Loved Has Been Broken: Have a weapon you have Weapon Focus in or a magic item you rely on sundered 5 times.

They Never Fight Fair: Be affected by at least 8 Dirty Trick maneuvers.

I've Been Pushed 'Round All My Life: Be affected by at least 15 Bull Rush maneuvers.

Now You've Taken It: Be affected by at least 4 Steal maneuvers.

The ACME Grenade is a small construct that is often mass produced by artificers employed by the ACME Corporation. It appears as a nonmagical stick of dynamite and functions as such when lit and thrown, save for the fact that anthropomorphic animals take a -10 penalties on attack rolls when throwing it. Despite being seemingly inanimate, an ACME grenade is in fact, a construct, it just doesn't possess a movement speed.

next substance: Tubas

Goofus finds out what each of his players are allergic to and brings it to the table so he can watch them writhe in agony.

Gallant somehow created a campaign setting based on Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robots that his players enjoyed.

The Optimism Elemental appears as a simple golden sphere with a rune resembling a crudely drawn smiling face on it. Optimism Elementals are formed at the borders between the positive energy plane and Elysium. Optimism Elementals can use Bardic Performance as a 20th level bard, but cannot use the Frightening Tune, Dirge of Doom or Deadly Performance performances.

Substance: leather

The Ham Hammerer is a construct made by butchers with some measure of magical skill. It resembles a bulky human made of porkchops and ham with a pigs head instead of a human head. Ham Hammerers often wield special mauls that are topped off with a meat tenderizer. For every 5 points of fire damage a Ham Hammerer takes, it gains a +2 bonus to AC and 10 temporary hit points as it gets crispy. A grease spell grants the Hammerer a +30 bonus to speed. Ham Hammerers possess fire resistance. Unlike other Constructs, Ham Hammerers can be affected by poison effects and take a -5 penalty on saves against poison effects.

Substance: Optimism

The Bear Grease Golem is usually created by hunters as a means of recreating great bear hunts. The golem is created using a hollowed-out taxidermy bear. The bear has its insides replaced with a small stove that powers the golem by burning alchemically enhanced bear fat.

Substance: Denim

Stop Learning How To Kill, Limey!

286b. The cheese school of magic is described in detail below because I had an extra 20 minutes to burn

Opposed Schools/Spells: A cheese specialist treats all spells with the poison descriptor as spells from opposed schools for all purposes save for the creation of Infused Stinky Cheese (see below)

Stinky Cheese Resistance: You gain the scent ability and treat saves against stench and other similar effects as +10 higher. At 11th level this bonus increases to +15 and gain immunity to such effects at 20th level.

Infused Stinky Cheese (SU): As a standard action, you can treat all spells with the poison descriptor of a level you can cast as being in your spellbook and not being from an opposed school. You must produce a piece of bad-smelling cheese worth at least 5GP X the level spell to cast this spell, but add half your level to the DC to resist the spell. You can choose to make the cheese emit a stench, allowing it to treat the spell as if it´s range were 30ft. longer and affect all creatures within the range of the cheese (excluding you and an amount of creatures equal to your intelligence modifier+3) You can use this ability a number of times per day equal to 3+your intelligence modifier

Cheese Mastery (SU) At 10th level, Whenever you are holding a piece of stinky cheese, you treat your intelligence, constitution and caster level as 4 higher.

A Carol of Jabberwocks.

A __________ of Duergar.

267. Don't put too many points into handle animal or you'll end up like GoatToucher

Blorp: The Sound of A Knife Hitting Jell-o

966. Teleporting a large amount of flayleaf into the plane of fire will result in four hundred and twenty blazing elementals.

Goofus organized a street gang to beat up people who play systems he doesn´t approve of.

Gallant gives sentient bears human rights because he´s nice.

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Goofus chews up everybody´s rulebooks, then regurgitates the paper in front of all of the other players.

Gallant doesn´t know the meaning of life and has no plans to find it.

140. Copious amounts of hallucinogenic drugs taken by the GM an hour before the game.

110. A silent majority

59. Dire Babies and Advanced Half-fiend Toddlers

52. Womanizing god-level old wizards.

You must construct additional Fnord.

Fnord is the author of the journals, my brother.

Fnord is love, Fnord is life.

951. Andoren Apple Pie Baker is a prestige class that will be detailed in the upcoming book, Apple Pies Of The Inner Sea.

Korillyan- An adjective used to describe the properties of a fake wound from a stage fight. Example of use: "That guy playing Macbeth looks really Korillyan".

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77. any player who wears a top hat to the first game gets a free level in aristocrat for their first character.

A disturbing of Aucturnians

A ______ of Magaambyan Arcanists

925. Stay as far away from Darkmoon Vale and Falcon's Hollow as you possibly can.

926. Rule #925 is not merely a suggestion, but rather a fact you should build your life around

923. Your Pathfinder's night job however, can be 'Aspis Consortium Agent.'

A Lot Of Friends: take the leadership feat (or any similar feat from the Cohorts & Companions book) and only have noncombatant followers and cohorts.

Mage's Guildmaster: take the leadership feat (or any similar feat from the Cohorts & Companions book) and only have Spellcasting followers and cohorts.

War Leader: take the leadership feat (or any similar feat from the Cohorts & Companions book) and only have followers and cohorts with a base attack bonus equal to their level or proficiency in all martial weapons.

Power Word: Kill La Kill: all creatures in a 30 foot radius gain a bonus equal to 2 times their charisma modifier on all checks and as a deflection bonus to AC, provided they strip down naked.

Never Gonna Give You Up... Carry an intelligent item for the entire campaign and never allow another character to touch it

...Never Gonna Let You Down...: catch another characters as they fall or cast feather fall a total of 20 times on another player

...Never Gonna Run Around...: Don't take the run or double move actions ever for the duration of the entire campaign

...And Desert You...: Spend an every round in a combat adjacent to an ally.

...Never Gonna Say Goodbye...: Meet up with another player after competing the campaign.

...Never Gonna Tell A Lie And Hurt You: Never attempt any bluff or disguise check for the duration of the entire campaign.

Socking Gasp
Clear Light Whoops
Clear Moderator Whoops
Clear Crispy Whoops
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38. You must rap-battle the GM before attempting any intimidate or perform (sing) check.

32. All characters must put ranks in either Perform (Irish Jig), Profession (Sewerworker) or Craft (Pasta) every level or take a -2 penalty to constitution.

33. In order to play a Skald, a player must bring a tuba and the entire collected works of Shakespeare as gifts to the DM.

34. When entering a room, a player must roll a will save or attempt to seduce nearest inanimate object or ooze.

31. In order to play a gnome, you must be under 5 feet tall, dye your hair and carry glitter and a flashlight with you wherever you go

917. The main rule of the solar system where golarion resides is "the farther you get from the sun, the more messed up it gets"

Achievements for levels in classes from Paths of prestige

Lord of Swords: take 2 or more levels in Aldori Swordlord

Often Open Third Eye: take 2 or more levels in Arclord of Nex

DAMN YOU PATHFINDER SOCIETY: take 2 or more levels in Aspis Agent

The Smallest of Liberators: take 2 or more levels in Bellflower Tiller

Rip Open The Rifts: take 2 or more levels in BlackFire Adept

Punching the Gates Closed: take 2 or more levels in Brother of The Seal

Enlightenment Acheived: take 2 or more levels in Champion of Irori

Just One Drop...: take 2 or more levels in Daggermark Poisoner

Holy Backstabber: take 2 or more levels in DawnFlower Dissident

The Freedom Phalanx: take 2 or more levels in Golden Legionnaire

OFF WITH THEIR HEADS!!: take 2 or more levels in Gray Gardener

The Greenest of Faiths: take 2 or more levels in Green Faith Acolyte

Hell Yeah, I Got Magic: take 2 or more levels in Hellknight Signifier

A Longstanding Tradition of Raising The Middle Finger at Liches: take 2 or more levels in Knight of Ozem

Subterranean Exterminator: take 2 or more levels in Lantern Bearer

Spell-Preparation Master: take 2 or more levels in Magaambyan Arcanist

Tamer of Big Mammals: take 2 or more levels in Mammoth Rider

Heir To Somewhere: take 2 or more levels in Noble Scion

Master of The Arena: take 2 or more levels of Pit Fighter

Merchant Lord: take 2 or more levels in Prophet of Kalistrade

Hiding Under The Mask: take 2 or more levels in Razmiran Priest

SHUT THE DAMN DOOR TO HELL ALREADY!: take 2 or more levels in Riftwarden

Boomstick Patrolman: take 2 or more levels in Shieldmarshal

Castle-Hunting Dwarf: take 2 or more levels in Skyseeker

I Know Forensics: take 2 or more levels in Sleepless Detective

Lightning is Rad: take 2 or more levels in Storm Kindler

Inked-Up Arcanist: take 2 or more levels in Tattooed Mystic

Messed-Up Emissary: take 2 or more levels in Umbral Court Agent

The Question Remains, Is It Real?: take 2 or more levels in Veiled Illusionist

Never Gonna Let It Go: take 2 or more levels of Winter Witch

A good deal: Succeed at 8 profession checks

16. All NPCs will be named George Washington.

Goofus likes to go on vacation to slaughterhouses and abattoirs to take pictures.

Gallant has a extra set of dice for each of his players if they lose theirs.

Goofus gives his paladin the SMASH KILL MAIM RAGE PILLAGE! personality.

Gallant makes sure that his game is more than just attack rolls by adding many roleplaying opportunities.

907. There are no other museums other than Blackros on golarion so you might as well run away if somebody says anything about museums

Granted, but your immune system stops functioning except to protect against migraines

I wish that I understood

Not How You Use It: Fail 5 use magic device or disable device checks pertaining to a single object