Yorg Warp-heart's page

Speaking of GoatToucher, if he has yet achieve creating the song of pain, just what did he do to me over two hundred posts ago!? I demand answers, and I demand them right now!

*Is wheeled out, strapped to a gurney, and yelling endless profanity.*

*Afterwards, Malvel's beasts and Dedrick's robobeasts are brought out.*

If you spend your life in the Warp, time becomes very meaningless, very quickly!

Exactly, my hairy brother from another mother!

SHUT UP, YOU GREAT NINNY! NOT EVERYONE LIKES BEANS! AS A MATTER OF FACT I HATE BEANS!

How did you know that I watch...that...Pulg?

*Sees crab7 raving about.*

Looks like someone is still rather tipsy.

I want to flamenco too, look!

*Shows everyone a pink feathered bird.*

...That I show up again!

*Gets shoved off the entire forum by everyone else.*

Don't say that, my brother from another mother, you'll only make it worse.

I don't know, the sun might win the competitive farting, it IS a great big ball of gas!

*Gets wheeled over to the refreshments table and helps himself to a spinach and liver pate sandwich.*

*As he eats, everyone can't help themselves but ask him all the questions that they want to know.*

Easy does it, lads and lasses, I will tell ya everything.

*Yorg Warp-Heart then goes into great detail that he was only surprised by GoatToucher wanting to talk to him first, before the procedure (as the squat had completely forgotten the fact that GoatToucher isn't just a skilled surgeon, but is an expert in ALL medical practices, especially therapy). The squat also explains about how he knew that he was being taken back to the gurney to sleep and that he would have died had GoatToucher not used the smelling salts (plus it helped the demonstration immensely). The lozenge was because GoatToucher doesn't like people suffering from a sore throat (the man does have standards you know). With regards to everything else, Yorg Warp-Heart reiterates what he said when GoatToucher interviewed him, also explaining that the "deep wounds" are actually because of his time in the Immaterium and loyaly serving the Ruinous Powers.*

*Is wheeled out on a gurney, into the middle of the "arena", gagged and bound with shackles.*

Mmmgh... Mmmgh!

*Can't do anything but await the moment when GoatToucher uses the unfortunate squat for experimentation.*

Ah, shuddup! You great big ninny of a half human half monster lunatic!

I share your confused and worried look, my hairy brother from another mother.

Weirdy beardy!

Right, that does it! Now I am going to dominate this thread and no-one is gonna...

*Gets attacked and killed by a vampiric Schism.*

The Grand Magus, for all her infinite wisdom, failed to get her eyes tested and has not yet succeeded in reading the magical auras of various forum threads (she's probably an elf too).

Why is that? He's never done anything to you.

Yeah, because that's like asking "do you want to die?"!

*Tiptoes onto the thread, looks around apprehensively.*

It seems awfully quiet here. Did everyone else just die?

Hey, what about me!?

It is quite the spectacle going on here, not even the swirling vortexes that is the warp can compete with all the chaotic activity this thread has produced.

Alright Laddie, let's see wha this mega dungeon has got an whether I canne do it. All dem riches and rewards sound mighty fine ta me! Particularly if most of dem monsters are orcs. For da glory of chaos!

Da next poster is a squat (space dwarf) like me.