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Did someone say things were on fire?


Fire fire fire. Burn burn burn!


Mine!


Hee, hee, hee...here witchy witchy witchy...

Spoiler:
Grand Hex (Witch 18 minimum, or similar level ritual) Forced Reincarnation (Su): The witch causes a creature within 30 feet to die and be immediately reincarnated into a new body. A Will save negates this effect. Those that fail are slain and immediately brought back to life with the spell reincarnate. Whether or not the save is successful, a creature cannot be the target of this hex again for 1 day.

...just sayin'...


"Mesa wanna make gnomey-gnome honorary gobbo!"


"Needz moar gobz!"


Wheeeeeeee

{Runs through thread without pants, waving a blazing torch in one hand and giant "trees" in the other}

"I'm a revolution!"


Me no youse guyz bozz.

Me too wicked smaht fors that.

Me bozz o' dock-gobbs in Beantown! Theyz bring all kinds good stuffs from boats.

Me just watch youze gobbs and say good job, gobbs & froggie!


Youse gobs is all right.

Keeps on burnin' and eatin' the longshanks!

Boss Gob be watchin' ya, maybe not eat yous toes if yous do goods.


Whoze youze callin' racist, ya dirty skell?

Getz backz to workz b'forez I bustz ya wit my 'slicah, ya big-eared rock-chewah!

:)


Or goblins!!!!!


Ooohhhhh....mead.

Booze + sweet + fire =awesome!!!

'Sides, I ain't Evil, just Chaotic.

And a goblin..


Gobbos rule!!!

Burnburnburn!

Slashstabskewer!!


Whereza da fire!?!

Gotsta burnburnburn alla da time!!!


I heardz therez some gobz what iz readin' wordz and stuffz!

I wantz ta knowz who, wherez, and how comez they ain't on fire!!!

<runs around with huge pile of flaming correspondence>

"WORD-BURNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"


Callous Jack wrote:

Hey psionichamster! Thank you very much for the reviews, I appreciate your thoughts.

Ya gotsta makes mores, nows! Moar picstaturez o' biggun monsta's, all made a' burnyburny papah stuffs!!!

!


Richard Pett wrote:
Decorus wrote:

Will there be stat blocks for standard goblin weapons and armor?

Like Cheese Wheels, french loaves, and your best friend rolled in tar and fireworks then mounted on a cart?
...uncanny...

Dat's right...youze guyz get up ona dat wheeliethingy and den I push the superFunBLASTtime buttons and den youze go all WHOOSH and fites the baddiez!

burnburnburn!!!


Käi-iosss da Goblin wrote:
Wikid Smart Bozz Gob wrote:

Oi! Alla youz mook gobbz pile alla dat burny stuff over there...

Den I chuk my burnyFIREbottal at it and it all goez WOOOOSH burnyburnyburny!!!

Den we'z DANCE!!!

bozz bozz! Ai 8 ur klose again!

Sorry me no mean to!

dat'z ok...I DANCE NEKKID!!!

now more burnyfireburn


O-K allz youze guyz lissen upz!

I'ma learn youze bout Triksy Bozz Azm-mo-deuz.

Him da god o' Bein' in Charge, Slaves, and Triksy Writin'.

Azmodeuz lives in a big ol' kassle, deep in Hell. He looks like he wantz ta look like, but mostly like a longshanks with goat legs, red skin, and hornz. O yah, sometimez he'z all on fire and burny, too.

Mostly longshanks like Bozz Azmodeuz, specially them that wantz stuff they cant get nowhere else. He'z really good at trikkin' folks, and he probly thunk up writin' just to steal more soulz. Sometimez folks prey so's he'll take vengeance for them, but they alwayz end up payin' for it.

He wantz uz all to lissen to him and do what he sayz, and that's just fine, cuz he's the toughest, meanest, smartest bozz in da joint. He'z even got other Hell Bozzez dat lizten to him and do what he sayz.

Priesty's o' Bozz Azmodeuz tell youze all kindz of stuff, but lotz of time they're just lying. They really get a kick out of that. They wear all kindz a' red and black, and usually got this pointy star thingy on chains or painted on stuff. If you're good, they even letz you stab and burn the sacaficez sometimes.

When Boss Azmodeuz is happy wit you, all kindz a trickz you pull work better, and wordz sometimes don't take your soulz. When he's mad at you, watch out, cuz bad stuff is gonna happen ta youze real fast. Probly burnyburnyburny.


Oi! Alla youz mook gobbz pile alla dat burny stuff over there...

Den I chuk my burnyFIREbottal at it and it all goez WOOOOSH burnyburnyburny!!!

Den we'z DANCE!!!



Hi!

I humbly request your help and advice.
RPG webcam setup
Im a tabletop RPGM since 1995 and currently running a Rise of the RuneLords campaign.
At this point my players are just about to get into the catacombs of wrath.

We have always played in the old fashion way, you know all of us seated in front of a table throwing dices, running pencils, eating fatty snacks and drinking cold soda.

Now, one of my dearest and original group player has moved to a 3 hours travel place for a better job.

We all know that he´s going to do some visits by year.

But we don't care the visits! :-P
We need his spells and habilities!
The group needs him!
There is evil that must be defeated...

I have heared about online/remote playing and although I have a "keep a low technology presence on table" houserule, we want to keep this friend on the table.

We have the idea of the webcam and voice communication, nothing fancy or complicated, we just want to see/hear him and viceversa.

Attached you can see a Webcam setup that i can install on our current gaming table.
RPG webcam setup

Im pretty sure that the hardware can be installed, but really i dont know if this is going to work or what software is needed :P

Please, if you can give me a minute to see the slideshow im pretty sure youre going to understand what we want to do.

Can you give me some advice on what kind of software we need?

Thanks a lot.
1d20 regards!


Hi, we are from Monterrey, Mexico; played pen & paper RPG since almost 16 years.
Im the GM group, Ericksson.

Now we're newbies to PF, but as soon we read it, we'd love it. It's, so... er, tasty!

We are just starting Rise of Runelords.
We are all spanish talkers, english is not an issue, but sometimes any spanish material is well received.

A player of our group has composed some humble melody for the Gobling song, and I was looking a lyrics spanish transalation in the Inet for a while.

I did'nt find anything, so I did one.
Well, it's not a translation since we think literal translations sometimes can be inconsistent.

Ok, so this thread its all about The RotRL Goblins song and our group wanted to share with somebody to be interested in a spanish adaptation infamous song.

Background:
A very scared and disperse villagers group armed with shovels, clubs and stones are surrounded by a large group of goblins.
A lot of houses are now in fire and several death bodies are seen in the wet soil.
The Goblin leader advance showing his sharpened theets with a sick hisssing.
One villager offers surrender in exchange a medium coin bag...
The leader Gobling stare the bag, then the villager.. and an evil spark shine in his eyes.
And then he shout....

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Los Goblins mascan (Solo, cabecilla) , los Goblins muerden (responden en coro TODOS)
Los Goblins te cortan y te retuercen! (en coro TODOS)

Apuñale a tu perro (solo, cabecilla), al caballo matamos (en coro)
Comemos al gusto, sin preguntar tomamos! (coro todos)

Corremos (coro 1er grupo), saltamos! (coro 2do grupo)
Cortamos (coro 1er grupo), golpeamos! (coro 2do grupo)
Todo quemamos, tu cabeza aplastamos (coro TODOS)
hemos llegado, ya estan acabados! (coro TODOS)

Tras del niño vamos (coro 1er grupo), al cachorro atrapamos (coro 2do grupo)
sus cabezas golpeamos y asi las callamos! (coro TODOS)

Huesos rompemos, la carne comemos! (coro TODOS)
no vale la huida!
Somos los goblins!
Tu la comida!

+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

I hope some COMPADRE found this usefull!
Regards.


Hi, greeting to everyone.
Our game table wants to change from 3.5 to Pathfinder.
We already bought the PDF version of the CORE rules and we love it.

I want to give a book to each of my players, but i want to save some money also.
I see that in "add to shopping cart" a NON-MINT condition book option with a good saving its offered.
I need 7 books.

I just want to know a little bit more accurate what kind of damages or scratches i can found in the offer.

Thanks a lot.