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Nekkid Books???

Playboy!!

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Aberzombie wrote:
Gark the Goblin wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Mac Boyce wrote:
Beer. Cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.
Not all of life's problems. For example: "What are we going to feed the kids for dinner tonight?"
Hello? When did beer stop being a viable option?
When it comes to kids? I'll tell you when you're old enough to have some of your own.

Law don't forbid parents giving beer.


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No way. Goblins don't read.

Another proof that we are dealing with a kobold disguised as a goblin?

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For no reason other than that it popped into my head, and since I can't listen to it myself: Just an old-fashioned love song. Hopefully that's the right version. (It is the original, from what I can tell by the Google description.)

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Gark the Goblin wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Gark the Goblin wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Mac Boyce wrote:
Beer. Cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.
Not all of life's problems. For example: "What are we going to feed the kids for dinner tonight?"
Hello? When did beer stop being a viable option?
When it comes to kids? I'll tell you when you're old enough to have some of your own.
Law don't forbid parents giving beer.

Well that depends on the State. I know it is illegal for me to provide alcoholic beverages of any sort to anyone under 21. Even in small amounts.


Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

No way. Goblins don't read.

Another proof that we are dealing with a kobold disguised as a goblin?

Mah gahblins iz diff'rent.

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Crimson Jester wrote:
Gark the Goblin wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Gark the Goblin wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Mac Boyce wrote:
Beer. Cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.
Not all of life's problems. For example: "What are we going to feed the kids for dinner tonight?"
Hello? When did beer stop being a viable option?
When it comes to kids? I'll tell you when you're old enough to have some of your own.
Law don't forbid parents giving beer.
Well that depends on the State. I know it is illegal for me to provide alcoholic beverages of any sort to anyone under 21. Even in small amounts.

To be fair, we all know which state you're from.

At least, the law doesn't pursue it. Mite fuzzy on details. <Checks law.>


Yep ah wuz rite.


Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

No way. Goblins don't read.

Another proof that we are dealing with a kobold disguised as a goblin?

Yep. I suspect he's a hippeh kobold pretending to be a goblin ironically.
Puddle wrote:
Mah gahblins iz diff'rent.

Excessive browsing of TVTropes? (also reading) Yep, that explains the permanent SAN drain.

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Celestial Healer wrote:
And for the record, beer is gross. All of it.

Seconded.

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There's no trope about Kansas beyond "Not in Kansas Anymore?" That's same.

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Doodlebug Anklebiter wrote:
My roommate Mike was applying to BC Law, but he didn't want to write the application essay about overcoming obstacles, so he paid our other roommate, Omar, $50 to do it. Needing inspiration, Omar reached for a 12-pack of Bud and whipped up a tale of hardship and destitution on the mean streets of Brockton (a city south of Boston with a not terribly genteel reputation). Mike had a twin brother, Matt, who had battled crack addiction and spent some time in correctional institutions--I don't remember all the details, but Omar wrote about it and put a whole "there but for fortune go I" spin on it.

Speaking of Brockton, Mass...

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Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

No way. Goblins don't read.

Another proof that we are dealing with a kobold disguised as a goblin?

Yep. I suspect he's a hippeh kobold pretending to be a goblin ironically.
Puddle wrote:
Mah gahblins iz diff'rent.
Excessive browsing of TVTropes? (also reading) Yep, that explains the permanent SAN drain.

Somehow got to here, and it's making me link to a lot of stuff. Actually, I think it started here when I was trying to explain the above comic to another webcomiccer and I posted a url. It's too easy to start linking everything.

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Link.


The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote:
Doodlebug Anklebiter wrote:
My roommate Mike was applying to BC Law, but he didn't want to write the application essay about overcoming obstacles, so he paid our other roommate, Omar, $50 to do it. Needing inspiration, Omar reached for a 12-pack of Bud and whipped up a tale of hardship and destitution on the mean streets of Brockton (a city south of Boston with a not terribly genteel reputation). Mike had a twin brother, Matt, who had battled crack addiction and spent some time in correctional institutions--I don't remember all the details, but Omar wrote about it and put a whole "there but for fortune go I" spin on it.
Speaking of Brockton, Mass...

Ahh Drunken Celtic punk. A regional delicacy.. =)

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Moff Rimmer wrote:

Pop Tarts -- "Good Source of Calcium"

I think that Kellogg and I have different definitions of "good".

Well, it's a source of calcium, I'll give it that. But on that same tack, you could also say that White Russians are part of a balanced breakfast...

Moral: just because it's got calcium in it doesn't mean that it won't give you brain cancer.

Liberty's Edge

Gark the Goblin wrote:
I'm kickin' ass!

So are these guys.

Couldn't resist posting that again...

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Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

Okay, I'll admit that I was a kind of distracted and parallel processing, but why exactly is Easy Rider a classic film? Just because of who was in it?

Basically: Hippies just wanna be free, ride their bikes, drug it up, and occasionally screw local girls, but the mean ol' murderous Southern country folk jes won't lettem be. Hippies good; rednecks bad. Mkay?

Am I missing something?

If you have to ask, you won't understand. ;-)

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The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote:
Gark the Goblin wrote:
I'm kickin' ass!

So are these guys.

Couldn't resist posting that again...

What have they stolen?


Wolfthulhu wrote:
Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

Okay, I'll admit that I was a kind of distracted and parallel processing, but why exactly is Easy Rider a classic film? Just because of who was in it?

Basically: Hippies just wanna be free, ride their bikes, drug it up, and occasionally screw local girls, but the mean ol' murderous Southern country folk jes won't lettem be. Hippies good; rednecks bad. Mkay?

Am I missing something?

Of you have to ask, you won't understand. ;-)

Yeah, I'm thinking it may not be worth the effort.

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Gark the Goblin wrote:
The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote:
Gark the Goblin wrote:
I'm kickin' ass!

So are these guys.

Couldn't resist posting that again...

What have they stolen?

The f!!*in' show, man.


Green-Man wrote:
** spoiler omitted **

More for me!


I heardz therez some gobz what iz readin' wordz and stuffz!

I wantz ta knowz who, wherez, and how comez they ain't on fire!!!

<runs around with huge pile of flaming correspondence>

"WORD-BURNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Sovereign Court

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Wikid Smart Bozz Gob wrote:

I heardz therez some gobz what iz readin' wordz and stuffz!

I wantz ta knowz who, wherez, and how comez they ain't on fire!!!

<runs around with huge pile of flaming correspondence>

"WORD-BURNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Hey you! Go tell your boss to do a star rating for Pathfinder Paper Minis: Fortress of the Stone Giants!

:-)


Chief Chef to Pres. Moorluck wrote:
Green-Man wrote:
** spoiler omitted **
More for me!

A cook after my own liking!

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Doodlebug Anklebiter wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
Doodlebug Anklebiter wrote:

Studpuffin,

Alas, no.

does happy dance
but... You are on Facebook!

Okay, so, a half-dozen years ago, I was friends with all these smoking hot girls who worked at a comic book store in Boston. And they were all "You should get on MySpace." So, I was, like, "Yeah, sure, if I get to hang out with you, I'm there." And we flirted, and had weekly Lost parties, and maybe we [bubble bubble bubble]-ed in the park and it was hot.

But then, after I finally worked up the courage to ask one of them out, they all decided to be gay. :(

I guess, Studpuffin, what I'm saying is, you're not those girls.

Thank God. I mostly go to Facebook to read rabid political commentary. :P


Mairkurion Jr. wrote:
Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

Talking to the kiddo who is recovering from her severe stomach flu, I just remembered the vivid dream I was having this morning right before I woke up: she and I were at the old house with my deceased mother, and we were entertaining a guest with a nice dinner. The guest was Sean Connery.

!!!!!!!

At the time, I could even remember some of my conversation with Mr. Connery. To be clear, this was like Hunt for Red October era S.C.

You know what, I'm not tellin' you people my dreams anymore!

Screw you guys . . @ - - I'm goin' home!

LOL


Studpuffin wrote:
Doodlebug Anklebiter wrote:
I guess, Studpuffin, what I'm saying is, you're not those girls.
Thank God. I mostly go to Facebook to read rabid political commentary. :P

Roh Snap!

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Wikid Smart Bozz Gob wrote:
I wantz ta knowz how comez they ain't on fire!!!

Oh, you didn't know? I'm permanently on fire. Fire resistance ftw!

Okay, I lied about the permanent fire. But when that spell comes out, I'm buying it from the druid! Or the wizard! Or that tasty slaad . . .


Crimson Jester wrote:
ever had a post that no matter how you edited it still came out wrong??

definitely!

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"Thou art quite rigid," said the wench.
"Verily," replied the knight, "make sure it's polished a'proper."
"It's so big, m'lord."
"Well, a man of my stature shouldn't do it himself."

Guess what Puffin is talkin' about.

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Studpuffin wrote:

"Thou art quite rigid," said the wench.

"Verily," replied the knight, "make sure it's polished a'proper."
"It's so big, m'lord."
"Well, a man of my stature shouldn't do it himself."

Guess what Puffin is talkin' about.

Xabulba's thread?


Crimson Jester wrote:
Gark the Goblin wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Gark the Goblin wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Mac Boyce wrote:
Beer. Cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.
Not all of life's problems. For example: "What are we going to feed the kids for dinner tonight?"
Hello? When did beer stop being a viable option?
When it comes to kids? I'll tell you when you're old enough to have some of your own.
Law don't forbid parents giving beer.
Well that depends on the State. I know it is illegal for me to provide alcoholic beverages of any sort to anyone under 21. Even in small amounts.

That's insipid! o_O

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Gark the Goblin wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:

"Thou art quite rigid," said the wench.

"Verily," replied the knight, "make sure it's polished a'proper."
"It's so big, m'lord."
"Well, a man of my stature shouldn't do it himself."

Guess what Puffin is talkin' about.

Xabulba's thread?

NEIN!

Scarab Sages

"Let's start from the top."
"The top of what?"
"Name."
"My Name?"
"No, my name."
"I do not know your name."
"You play games with me and you're through."
"I am? May I go now?"

Scarab Sages

Gark the Goblin wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Gark the Goblin wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Mac Boyce wrote:
Beer. Cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.
Not all of life's problems. For example: "What are we going to feed the kids for dinner tonight?"
Hello? When did beer stop being a viable option?
When it comes to kids? I'll tell you when you're old enough to have some of your own.
Law don't forbid parents giving beer.

No, only common sense.

Liberty's Edge

Bitter Thorn wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
Gark the Goblin wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Gark the Goblin wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Mac Boyce wrote:
Beer. Cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.
Not all of life's problems. For example: "What are we going to feed the kids for dinner tonight?"
Hello? When did beer stop being a viable option?
When it comes to kids? I'll tell you when you're old enough to have some of your own.
Law don't forbid parents giving beer.
Well that depends on the State. I know it is illegal for me to provide alcoholic beverages of any sort to anyone under 21. Even in small amounts.

That's insipid! o_O

What state do you live in?

Oh s+&!, I lied again! Without knowing about it!

Scarab Sages

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The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote:
Celestial Healer wrote:
And for the record, beer is gross. All of it.
Seconded.

It....It's like....I don't know you anymore!

Liberty's Edge

Aberzombie wrote:
Gark the Goblin wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Gark the Goblin wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Mac Boyce wrote:
Beer. Cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.
Not all of life's problems. For example: "What are we going to feed the kids for dinner tonight?"
Hello? When did beer stop being a viable option?
When it comes to kids? I'll tell you when you're old enough to have some of your own.
Law don't forbid parents giving beer.
No, only common sense.

Someone's a bit bitter.

Liberty's Edge

Aberzombie wrote:
The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote:
Celestial Healer wrote:
And for the record, beer is gross. All of it.
Seconded.
It....It's like....I don't know you anymore!

Two people catching up at the same time!

Scarab Sages

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Gark the Goblin wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Gark the Goblin wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Gark the Goblin wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Mac Boyce wrote:
Beer. Cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.
Not all of life's problems. For example: "What are we going to feed the kids for dinner tonight?"
Hello? When did beer stop being a viable option?
When it comes to kids? I'll tell you when you're old enough to have some of your own.
Law don't forbid parents giving beer.
No, only common sense.
Someone's a bit bitter.

Not really, I just have a low tolerance for annoying children.

Liberty's Edge

Aberzombie wrote:
Gark the Goblin wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Gark the Goblin wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Gark the Goblin wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Mac Boyce wrote:
Beer. Cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.
Not all of life's problems. For example: "What are we going to feed the kids for dinner tonight?"
Hello? When did beer stop being a viable option?
When it comes to kids? I'll tell you when you're old enough to have some of your own.
Law don't forbid parents giving beer.
No, only common sense.
Someone's a bit bitter.
Not really, I just have a low tolerance for annoying children.

I have a high tolerance for anything annoying. 'Less it's family, in which case I make my opinions known.

Edit: As in, I let the stuff fly over my head.


Aberzombie wrote:
The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote:
Celestial Healer wrote:
And for the record, beer is gross. All of it.
Seconded.
It....It's like....I don't know you anymore!

I think we're going to have to start a support group thread, at this rate.


Gark the Goblin wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Gark the Goblin wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Gark the Goblin wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Mac Boyce wrote:
Beer. Cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.
Not all of life's problems. For example: "What are we going to feed the kids for dinner tonight?"
Hello? When did beer stop being a viable option?
When it comes to kids? I'll tell you when you're old enough to have some of your own.
Law don't forbid parents giving beer.
No, only common sense.
Someone's a bit bitter.

Man, I could really go for a pint of bitter.

Scarab Sages

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote:
Celestial Healer wrote:
And for the record, beer is gross. All of it.
Seconded.
It....It's like....I don't know you anymore!
I think we're going to have to start a support group thread, at this rate.

For the beer haters? Or the beer lovers? Personally, I'm convinced the haters need help..... :)


What do you do if you get a little bored of your Blue Bell Homemade Vanilla Ice Cream? You open up a can of Gold Label pineapple. Ah, yeah, what a mix.


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Aberzombie wrote:
Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote:
Celestial Healer wrote:
And for the record, beer is gross. All of it.
Seconded.
It....It's like....I don't know you anymore!
I think we're going to have to start a support group thread, at this rate.
For the beer haters? Or the beer lovers? Personally, I'm convinced the haters need help..... :)

They need physical help. We need emotional support. And beer. In reverse order.

Scarab Sages

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Man, I could really go for a pint of bitter.

That's exactly what I first thought.

Scarab Sages

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
They need physical help. We need emotional support. And beer. In reverse order.

I'm way ahead of you on the beer part.

Mmmm....Burton Baton.

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