Weiman Callbazzern-Walk's page

Haven't played Black Waters yet still, so preferably not School (not that Brachus isn't out on that one already anyways.) Also am open to any breaks, not that it'll fix my busyness issues anyways.

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Weiman's search includes a usage of Acute Senses (+20 to pcp) to ensure it's as thorough as possible (as unneeded as it probably is.)

ling: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (4) + 6 = 10

"No, I'm pretty sure this was an invite to the party whatshisfaces was so excited to paint his faces for."

Weiman also attempts to disable the trap, first taking 10 for 32, then if that attempt fails but doesn't kill anything, attempts at 1d20 + 22 ⇒ (19) + 22 = 41

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@Weiman, So the vlookup formula in the table I have linked references a table you have created in your own Google Drive called "djob"? Is that right? Wow.

Negative on the separate document's location bit (though I know it's easy to do in a set of standard Excel documents. I'm not sure if I can go cross-profile on Drive.) There's a hidden Sheet named djobs on the existing workbook that it's using as a reference. If I wanted to throw together a function that basically asked "Is it bigger than 40? 35? 30? 25?" etc., it would work on any page without any lookups or separate sheets.

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Edit: Looks like it's possible, though it'd be a hideously more complicated than desired for something that could be finished with a simple if-then-acoupletimes, do ho ho.

I went ahead and made one of the many things I intended to while I ran games; a simple vlookup query to determine the value of a day job. Obviously, it doesn't have That Boon for Heftier Day Job Result and could have probably been done as a bunch of nested If-Then queries, but that would have been a pain via tablet. I might do it later if run out of stuff to do/eat again

Seeing the now overwhelming advantage they have, Weiman will leave the difficult task of "maybe getting hit with a tree stump" to the bigger folk.

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Weiman will wait until the bad's set of attacks, then move in to aid Varg's attack!

acro to avoid aoo: 1d20 + 18 ⇒ (2) + 18 = 20
aid (adds 4 if success): 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (15) + 5 = 20

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That's a very Table Variation call. I'd lean more heavily limiting 5's, though I can see the logic for the opposite call plain as day. Particularly "If I have Nimble Steps and its progeny, is some of my movement not halved?" The pesky part is that it calls out Difficult Terrain without capitals specifically, and that's a hard-defined game term.

Weiman will take advantage of the AoO opening and make his way to directly behind Brachus (for cover.) He then heals him a bit.

cmw @ Brachus: 2d8 + 10 ⇒ (3, 2) + 10 = 15

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Weiman contemplates jumping into the windstream and using his peddler's rug as a parachute, but decided against it (for now.)

Delay.

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There is one portion that would work better in PbB, though I presume it would take a heinously long time (as any 5-session scenario package would.) It definitely shows its age, that's for sure.

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Honestly, once everyone is Haste'd (or can't stack benefits with Haste), Weiman is pretty much done with combat. Particularly since Invis kinda backfired, giving Weiman no good faith in the mental fortitude of the Ulfen. Delay is pretty much a go until everyone needs a buff refresher or some minor pinch Healing.

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Oh and questions are Sp Atks and Sp Defs.

Weiman will dismiss the short-lived spell and (using Well-Prepared and spending 2 gold) will draw a gallon of mead. "Wait! I'm sorry! I didn't know you were afraid of being invisible! Come back; I've got booooze! It's yours if you come back and stop these giants!"

sleight t1 DC 12: 1 + 16 = 17

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Does Aakif know that Varg is affected by fear? if so I have a plan to o get rid of it..

I've hit maximum goon mode; Invis and family spells are dismissible. If Weiman can hear him running in the direction of the Not Fight, I can at least dismiss it so he's only one round away. Doops.

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He wasn't within 30 ft for Lucky Halfling and thanks to Archaeologist, that Bard reroll spell can only affect me.

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"Yeah..."

Kn whatever: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (16) + 10 = 26

Pooh, that's possibly high enough to actually get something. Original intent was a "dated her last month" joke.

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I would wager you'd need See Invis or better to actually see him to Select him (since the target is a per-creature spell and not an area.) The periphery benefit is that nobody still has ever seen Varg succumb to fear, do ho ho. There's just this axe sitting here now...

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"Wait, they said we're mercenaries; does this mean we're getting paid something?" Unfortunately, Weiman's primary combat function overtaken with Blessing of Fervor, he instead moves to the back line square adjacent to Varg (to dissuade Rocks) and casts Invisibility, Greater on him.

arcana: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (3) + 10 = 13

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Oh, I do have Linguistics! I don't recall why I had to learn Skald, but apparently I did.

linguistics: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (11) + 6 = 17

"Then why did we talk to the other ones?"

Weiman whispers to Aakif, "So, do we tell them we killed the trolls and use the face chair as 'proof' or something?"

Kn(H): 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (15) + 10 = 25
Kn(l): 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (20) + 10 = 30

Weiman, being the only 20ft move man, looks to climb on the cat for movement-based efficiency. He otherwise remains silent for Stealth purposes (which is, as of yet, the only reason he's ever been quiet.

Weiman's base (stealth+20) is more than the mimumum already rolled and has yet to find an amusing enough reason to auto fail it for whatever hilarious reason;

Any specific reason for only one option out of the two?
Kn(n): 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (15) + 10 = 25

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Weiman makes quick work of the nauseous feeling, being very used to the world spinning around him.

"Hahaha, did I ever tell any of you about the time I got tied to a horse?" Weiman pauses for an answer, "We were in the sewer and I'm pretty good at looking for traps. We jumped over a pit; it was pretty rad."

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As it turns out, that CMD listed in my profile is actually outdated. Weiman is still prone, though, since his CMD is exactly 19. Is too smol and weak.

Weiman does not resist Cat Time, though he does gesture to get him to [wherever a fixable point in the dam is].

Weiman circles around, dropping the instrument so he can cast Cure Moderate Wounds. He circles around with his Haste movement (to get the needed 10 feet of movement to not incur a penalty) to attempt to slam dunk a Cure on the cat.

Acrobatics +4 for 40 move speed: 1d20 + 18 + 4 ⇒ (19) + 18 + 4 = 41
CMW for kitty slam jam: 2d8 + 10 ⇒ (2, 5) + 10 = 17

Just need to be slid adjacent to cat on map. Thanks!

Weiman moves SE - SE - SE - S - S - S - S to get in range for if Varg or any other advancers need a saving throw. On the assumption the dam isn't a trap-in-waiting (and spotted by Weiman's Trapspotter Talent), he'll draw his trombone because, well, Weiman is easily distracted. If he spots anything that needs Disabled/fixed, he'll prioritize that over the brass section.

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Weiman double moves forward 80', trying to get closer to Touchin' Range of Varg. He adopts a Taldan Dandy accent and speaks just loud enough for nearby listeners can hear his mockumentary. "And here we see the proud Ulfen, or Huskarlus Warriorrus, attempting to find a suitable mate. If she survives the initial attack, they will exchange blows until they are mutually satisfied with the others physical fortitude."

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Are Geese healable (either by AoE heals or by any target-amount ones?)

Apologies if this has been addressed already.

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Kn(E): 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (8) + 10 = 18

Weiman does take advantage of the nonadvancement of the front line and casts Haste on as many melee targets as possible. He'll also move up 40', anticipating the battle moving forward (or at least getting the opportunity to ride a big bird.)

I believe my turn is before kitty's, so he'd get another attack?

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Lucky Halfling Feat, APG

Source: Advanced Player's Guide

You bring luck to those with whom you travel.

Prerequisites

Halfling.

Benefits

Once per day, when one of your allies within 30 feet makes a saving throw, you may roll the same saving throw as if you were the one subject to the effect requiring it. You may use this ability after your ally has rolled, but before the GM declares if the roll was a success or failure. Your ally may choose to use your saving throw in place of his own.

Yeah, technically, I have to roll it, but online makes the power pretty tough if I can't get to a machine on a regular basis (or without retcons, but I like to avoid that for continuity). Much easier at a table, where "roll me my save" only takes more than a minute if there's medical conditions at play. Though, technically, you are correct.

(Additionally, I did forget about Saving Finale, it that's just rerolls for me while Arch's Luck is up, so y'all don't have to worry about those.)

Troop rules originated in Book 5 of Reign of Winter; the easy way to describe them is "They're Swarms of people" and can make shapes instead of being squares all the time (a benefit of being medium and not mindless.)

(Assuming they're the same rules.)

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Note to Allies (including NPCs); Weiman is a Lucky Halfling, and as such, allows a singular (1/day for me; not 1 per person per day) reroll per day using his modifier if someone rolls a save and thinks "Jeeps, that's probably not going to make it and I'd really like to not disintegrate" just announce you're using my reroll and take it. First come, first served. To be used after the roll but before results are given. So presumably in the same post.

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Applying the dialogue that was an aid in round 2 as a roll now instead...

Kn r: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (8) + 10 = 18

"Actually... What if..."

BAB+int+2nd round of luck +2: 1d20 + 7 + 2 + 2 ⇒ (17) + 7 + 2 + 2 = 28 Ugh, that was too good a roll for "Shoot them into space and make noises with Ghost Sound."

"You guys don't realize that we don't need that much of a gap. See, normally you guys are the same size as your enemies, but this time were all smaller than them. That means we have cover they won't be imagining as potential hiding places." Weiman gets off his stool, "Like, let me put it this way. How many different places do you think I could fit in this room if you gave me three minutes to set up?"

He realizes his unintended double entendre and begins to fail to hold back laughter, "Aah, ha ha; me... fit... In! Aaaah, haaaa!"

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Waiting to see any Aidables and reviewing round two for options; I autosecceed and add 4, if I need botted.

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Is cross-class aiding an option or no? Berry important for Helpful Halflings to know.

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The T20 query would be an affirmative; may as well use it now while I remember I have it.

Automatic Aid to Kn(R) on Impress Dhiria

"So, Irori, huh?" Weiman notes the Holy symbol. "I've trained with monks before. Well, technically, I trained with one and punched a bunch of others in Jalmeray. The one had a mole face sometimes and the others were all wearing body paint. Also, it was only for about an hour and a half."

"I did punch some statues into crumblies a couple times, though."

"What, you've never heard of the Goo Gole? Pfft, old-timey folks, I bet you still read books..." Weiman brushes off the small talk, but cannot contain his laughter only moments later.

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At 5th level, the bard becomes a master of lore and can take 10 on any Knowledge skill check that he has ranks in. A bard can choose not to take 10 and can instead roll normally. In addition, once per day, the bard can take 20 on any Knowledge skill check as a standard action. He can use this ability one additional time per day for every six levels he possesses beyond 5th, to a maximum of three times per day at 17th level.

Taking 20, the +2 is Archaeologists Luck. +7 is the modifier for all knowledges, since he was originally built to Aid knowledge checks instead of make them (until it now requires a teamwork feat to do so.)

Oops, you're right. He's +10 base, not +7; I R Dumb and was only adding my half-level-plus-Luck. Check should be 20+10+2=32.

Fortune favors the archaeologist. As a swift action, an archaeologist can call on fortune's favor, giving him a +1 luck bonus on attack rolls, saving throws, skill checks, and weapon damage rolls. He can use this ability for a number of rounds per day equal to 4 + his Charisma modifier. Maintaining this bonus is a free action, but it ends immediately if the archaeologist is killed, paralyzed, stunned, knocked unconscious, or otherwise prevented from taking a free action to maintain it each round. Archaeologist's luck is treated as bardic performance for the purposes of feats, abilities, effects, and the like that affect bardic performance. Like bardic performance, it cannot be maintained at the same time as other performance abilities. This bonus increases to +2 at 5th level, +3 at 11th level, and +4 at 17th level.

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Weiman will look over the map and tap into the militaristic mindset. "See, the issue here might be the timing; we will either need a signal that is either easily-heard from a distance or is obvious enough that anyone could see it. Maybe we could use something involving the sun and the smallest mountain here as the signal?"

Archaeologist Luck if it is only 1 round. If not, reduce check to 27.
Geo @ Battle Plan: 20 + 7 + 2 = 29

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"You would be correct in your appropriation in my job, though you do know the role of the Joker; to deliver unfortunate news."

Diplo aid (adds +4 instead of +2 because Helpful Halfling): 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (20) + 7 = 27

"The Lorde Fill-A-Stein wishes he could arrive, but alas, more local and equally urgent business press the gates, so to speak."

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Weiman curtseys, "My warlord, I am Weiman Callbazzern-Walk, and I bring the chosen, supplicant warriors, sent in lieu of and hand-selected by the Filosten."

... And loses his Among Nobility act as quickly as he garnered it. "And where do I get some of that rad war paint?"

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Weiman offers his Bardic Knowledge to anything posed at him. He has but one two-part question; "When do we leave and arrive?"

Favourite accomplishment: Weiman has killed two constructs with DR 5 & 10 using his small-sized, unspecial unarmed strikes (which he learned from a BadgerMan who is no longer PFS-legal because Synthesist.)

This trait is one Weiman has and is surprisingly PFS-legal, since it requires a minor amount of DM prep.

Also, as for the notches, I believe Lu might have the wrong idea.

To clarify, the original idea was that only the full-size individual was unhappy; He was serious one time, but only as a joke. The companion who has been without a cook for over a year was the unhappy one. Then again, pretending to actually be upset about not running his shop also fits and I can roll with it, so lets go with your interpretation of my uneditorialized post.

Weiman spins around, his associate having left, drops his concerned act, returns to his typical carefree attitude, and utilizes the Ghost Sound cantrip for its greatest intended purpose. "Whhooooah! If acting all sulky summons financial advisors with growth rates like yours, then I've clearly been doing it wrong! Let me assure you, you've got my interest!"

He laughs and falls out of his chair, overly amused at his own puncraft. After calming down after a good seven seconds of floor-laughter, he returns to his seat. "Oh, by the stars, its been far too long." He looks to the Cleric, "Rats just don't appreciate humor. I mean, the one that was possessed by a ghost of some ancient wizard or something was a little amicable to discussion, but the 'trying to nibble my eyes out while I slept as an offering' was too irritating."

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A halfling of slightly below average stature for his race sits in this meeting. His hair is a light brown, and his eyes are blue. He wears blue breeches, as well as an open blue vest with gold trimming and a multicoloured butterfly embroidered on the back. Sheathed overtop it in a partial scabbard is a shortsword with part of the sheathe missing, as if to display the three notches in the blade. He carries a backpack that looks like it was built for an individual one-and-a-half-times bigger than him, as well as newer-looking burlap bag, and is accompanied by a man in a white and red robe.

"... And that's how I locked myself in the basement of the Blakros museum for an entire year. THAT'S why I haven't been back to the shops." Clearly unhappy with something, the man slips away from the conversation and bar. Weiman takes a seat at a table, unpacking a very dry ration.

Then lets go with the "No Work" option, since I've yet to sit at a nonwork computer.

Weiman
22357-12
10
Taldor
Craft food (shop): 1d20 + 8 + 2 ⇒ (11) + 8 + 2 = 21
+3
+32 (Trapspotter)

I don't know which gods you have to appease in order to do that, but it could be helpful.

I think EF is Neutral/Neutral Good and seemingly enjoys travelling, so probably Desna and maybe Abadar?

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Bizzle (1st Waypoint); Weiman (2nd Waypoint) Fingerprints of the Fiend enrollment has...

Weiman will be kept free until then, confirmed! Are you using three separate threads or one trilogy megathread?

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Thanks for running!

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