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Thanks, everyone!

"You fight like an elven warrior of old!"

Hubbub's eyes well with tears and he almost drops his weapon. "That... That's very kind o' ye, Oberon."

Non Action: 5-foot-step

Swift Action: Bane sevenfingers

Full Round attack with haste, bardic performance, judgement, and bane
First Attack: 1d20 + 12 + 1 + 2 + 2 + 2 ⇒ (19) + 12 + 1 + 2 + 2 + 2 = 38, crit threat
Confirm Crit: 1d20 + 12 + 1 + 2 + 2 + 2 ⇒ (10) + 12 + 1 + 2 + 2 + 2 = 29, likely confirmed
Damage: 2d10 + 12 + 4 + 4 + 4 + 2d6 ⇒ (6, 10) + 12 + 4 + 4 + 4 + (4, 4) = 48

Iterative: 1d20 + 7 + 1 + 2 + 2 + 2 ⇒ (18) + 7 + 1 + 2 + 2 + 2 = 32, crit threat
Confirm Crit: 1d20 + 7 + 1 + 2 + 2 + 2 ⇒ (6) + 7 + 1 + 2 + 2 + 2 = 20, likely NOT confirmed
Damage: 1d10 + 6 + 2 + 2 + 2 + 2d6 ⇒ (4) + 6 + 2 + 2 + 2 + (4, 2) = 22

Haste Attack: 1d20 + 12 + 1 + 2 + 2 + 2 ⇒ (12) + 12 + 1 + 2 + 2 + 2 = 31, likely a regular hit
Damage: 1d10 + 6 + 2 + 2 + 2 + 2d6 ⇒ (3) + 6 + 2 + 2 + 2 + (1, 4) = 20

Free Action: "And that's what we do ta non-elveses what have tha gall ta attack us!"

Swift Action: Judgement vs. Sevenfingers

Standard Action: Cast Magic Circle vs. Evil

Move Action: Move closer to enemy

Free Action: "Ow! Who, I say, who shot me?!?"

Swift Action: Judgement (destruction and justice)

Full Round Action: Move to the enemy outlined in red

Attack Elven Curve Blade+Haste+Bardic Inspiration+Judgement: 1d20 + 12 + 1 + 2 + 2 ⇒ (9) + 12 + 1 + 2 + 2 = 26
Damage+Bardic Inspiration+Judgement: 1d10 + 6 + 2 + 2 ⇒ (2) + 6 + 2 + 2 = 12

(Is anyone in a good place to provide a little healing? I never healed up from the previous combat.)

Mareq, for his next action, casts Greater Invisibility on himself. He then prepares to cast Dimension Door on whomever needs a lift to the boat.

Thanks, Mareq! May I tag along for the ride?

The dwarf, incensed by the spider's presumption, feels affronted and judgemental. (Though, he drops the bane.) And he retaliates, dealing 38 HP of damage to the leng spider.

Attack: 1d20 + 13 + 2 + 3 ⇒ (12) + 13 + 2 + 3 = 30
Damage: 1d10 + 6 + 3 + 2 ⇒ (9) + 6 + 3 + 2 = 20

Attack: 1d20 + 8 + 2 + 3 ⇒ (19) + 8 + 2 + 3 = 32
Damage: 1d10 + 6 + 3 + 2 ⇒ (7) + 6 + 3 + 2 = 18

Ye ain't even got the decency ta ... Again, he drones on with nonsensical complaints about his foe.

Nice! Have a great time!

Hubbub looks down at the injury wrought by the spider. As a swift action, the dwarf gets all judgemental. (destruction and justice)

"Look at ye! Ye ain't nothin like a elf. How dare ye put yer mouth upon my person!"

Attack: 1d20 + 13 + 2 + 3 + 2 ⇒ (2) + 13 + 2 + 3 + 2 = 22
Damage: 1d10 + 6 + 2 + 2d6 + 3 + 2 ⇒ (2) + 6 + 2 + (4, 3) + 3 + 2 = 22

Attack: 1d20 + 8 + 2 + 3 + 2 ⇒ (15) + 8 + 2 + 3 + 2 = 30
Damage: 1d10 + 6 + 2 + 2d6 + 3 + 2 ⇒ (9) + 6 + 2 + (2, 2) + 3 + 2 = 26

Non-Action: 5-foot-step
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Full-Attack-Action using Elven Curve Blade with Bane and Bardic Inspiration (bane, round 2/8):

Attack: 1d20 + 13 + 2 + 3 ⇒ (13) + 13 + 2 + 3 = 31
Damage: 1d10 + 6 + 2 + 2d6 + 3 ⇒ (8) + 6 + 2 + (6, 5) + 3 = 30

Attack: 1d20 + 8 + 2 + 3 ⇒ (14) + 8 + 2 + 3 = 27
Damage: 1d10 + 6 + 2 + 2d6 + 3 ⇒ (1) + 6 + 2 + (1, 5) + 3 = 18

48 HP damage total
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Free-Action:

"Flee, ye varmints! Flee before the terrible might o' Desna! Or dance. Actually, I'd be OK with ye dancin'."

The relatively unintelligent Hubbub continues to blather on in a stream of consciousness fashion about how interesting it would be if the Leng spiders converted to Desna and learned elven dances.

- Swift Action:

Now that the enemy has been identified, Hubbub calls upon the divine wrath of Desna to transform into the bane of his enemies. (bane leng spiders 1/8 rounds)
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- Full round attack:

-- First attack:
Elven Curve Blade with Bane: 1d20 + 13 + 2 ⇒ (19) + 13 + 2 = 34 , crit threat!
Confirm?: 1d20 + 13 + 2 ⇒ (15) + 13 + 2 = 30
Critical Damage with Bane: 2d10 + 12 + 4 + 2d6 ⇒ (4, 7) + 12 + 4 + (3, 5) = 35

-- Interative Attack
Elven Curve Blade with Bane: 1d20 + 8 + 2 ⇒ (5) + 8 + 2 = 15 , likely a miss
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- Free Action:

"Fall or retreat, spider! You shall not prevail against the will of Desna today. I mean, check out this elven curve blade. It's adamantine, yet looks so smooth and supple--like the lithe arms of an elf dancing in the moonlight..."

And the dwarf drones on and on about dancing elves. :D

@GM: Are we able to reach the spiders from melee on the ground? If so, Hubbub will:

Non Action: 5-foot-step

Standard Action: curve blade: 1d20 + 13 ⇒ (9) + 13 = 22, damage: 1d10 + 6 ⇒ (9) + 6 = 15

Free Action: "You ain't, I say, you ain't no elveses! Begone in the name o' Desna!!"

bridge ==> door ==> 5' spiral staircase heading up :D

Uncle Hubbub are you going?

Whoops! Yes. Am now moved :)

Sure. I'm happy to go after Harrow. :)

I will be away from Thursday (Feb 20) through Sunday (Feb 23) with limited opportunities to post. Please bot me if needed, GM. :)

If there is nothing of interest on the ship, then Hubbub will head to the cave with his blade in hand.

Hubbub does a quick Sift before the group proceeds: Perception/Sift: 1d20 + 17 - 5 ⇒ (15) + 17 - 5 = 27

Then, the dwarf draws his elven curve blade.

As before, the inquisitor will mark the group's movement and direction every 30 feet or so.

Have a great vacation!

"HAHAHAHAHA! HAHAHA! F$~*ING FINALLY! GOODBYE FATHER, YOU BURNING S&&~STAIN!"

Hubbub nods, "Now there's a feller what knows how ta talk ta non-elveses."

Hubbub notices Husarq's expression. "Aww, yeah! He gets it. He's thinkin' 'bout tha possibility o' findin' elveses in Leng, too."

"Praise Desna," the inquisitor mumbles.

I wonder if there's elves in Leng...

Yes! We should go.

Since we're back on Benarry's ship, I'd like to buy a potion of flying, please. :)

I'm going to a local convention this weekend. Posting / responses will be slow for a short while.

Have a great weekend!

This is a bit of an issue in PBP with people cross-posting at the same time. In a live game we could coordinate easier. Perhaps we can try the diplomacy first and then move to intimidate if that is not successful?

I would like to hear his backstory. :)

Since we posted at roughly the same time, I'd say that's up to either (1) party consensus or (2) GM ruling. :)

In this particular case, I don't believe that diplomacy and intimidate are mutually exclusive checks. As field agents, we would have read chronicles detailing encounters in which intimidate was respected as a type of diplomacy. I can think of several adventures in which intimidate was interpreted by the NPCs as a measure of confidence and prowess. Given that we're in the tomb of an infamous pirate, I'm not worried about the possibility of negative repercussions from using both skills concurrently. :D

I'd be fine, too, if the GM decided that your higher roll assuages Thael Shivers in the face (ba dum tsh) of my intimidate. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I am also 1000% in favor of giving this thing some booze! LOL! :D

Intimidate: 1d20 + 20 ⇒ (16) + 20 = 36

Hubbub starts laughing: "Ahahahahahaha! It called all y'all villains! Ahahahaha*"

The dwarf's laughter suddenly stops: "Hey, ye with the face! Ye take that back about the elveses in the party. They ain't no villains!" (Intimidate, as rolled above.)

"I, Hubbub of Desna, declare that ye should apologize an' tell us all about this place. 'Tis the least ye kin do ta make amends fer hurlin' insults at those ye don' know."

"A fine room! Almost worthy of an elf. Except for that disgusting mask. Maybe it's a trophy? Oh, there's a buncha books and scrolls for y'alls intellectual, I say, intellectual types."

Sift: 1d20 + 17 - 5 ⇒ (6) + 17 - 5 = 18

"Seems safe. Come on in."

"Desna, take the wheel!" Hubbub prays as he heads to the northernmost visible door.

The inquisitor glances back at the embiggened Pathfinder behind him. "Y'all might wanna think svelte thoughts..."

"Well what, I say, what do we have here?" Hubbub moves forward and does a quick scan of the area by casting sift.

Perception for Sift: 1d20 + 17 - 5 ⇒ (17) + 17 - 5 = 29 (+2 more for unusual stonework)

I think the GM was at a convention this weekend. I hope he didn't get con crud.

I was at a con a few weeks ago and got a bad case of crud.

"What, I say, what do yo' elven eyes see up there, Oberon?" the dwarf asks. "And your elven eyes, Tom?" he inquires of the scorpion.

"I sure am glad we have so many talented elves for this mission."

"Praise Desna!"

After stowing his bow and drawing his blade, Hubbub carves another marker to indicate their path--along with a warning to move slowly on the walkway.

Round 3

Seeing the tide of the fight turn in the Pathfinders' favor. Hubbub opts to reserve his limited resources. He shoots at the same duppy that he targeted last round. Then he takes another 5-foot-step back.

+1 Longbow: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (9) + 10 = 19, miss
+1 Longbow: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (17) + 5 = 22, Damage: 1d8 + 1 ⇒ (4) + 1 = 5

Sorry, I lost track: Are we on round 2 or round 3 of combat?

Round 2
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Hubbub targets a duppy and then takes a 5-foot-step back.

Free action: "Desna, take the wheel!"

Full-round attack:
= +1 longbow: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (1) + 10 = 11 , miss!
= +1 longbow: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (13) + 10 = 23 , likely a hit
= damage: 1d8 + 1 ⇒ (4) + 1 = 5
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Hubbub probably only deals 2 HP of damage to a duppy after incorporeal resistances. The dwarf is unintelligent, but has a high wisdom. Will likely switch out weapons next round.

Round 1

Given the crowded field ahead, Hubbub will:

- Move action: stow adamantine elven curve blade
- Move action: draw longbow
- Non-action: 5-foot-step forward
- Free action: "That ain't no elf! Desna guide my hand!"

"Harrow not know what a mortel is, but he can go first too."

The equally brilliant Hubbub suggests: "Let's all go first, one after the other! Praise Desna!"

"What do you see, mortals?"

"Not much," Hubbub replies as he steps back to carve a glyph with his blade in order to mark the party's progress.

If there's enough room at the top of the stairs, Hubbub moves next to Oberon. Whilst the elf attempts to disbelieve the illusion, Hubbub does a quick scan of the immediate area by casting sift.

Perception for Sift: 1d20 + 17 - 5 ⇒ (4) + 17 - 5 = 16 (+2 more for unusual stonework)

ROFL!

Hubbub considers the suggestion, seriously pondering it for a moment: "Naw. They ain't worth it if they ain't elves. And if'n they's elves, they ain't no foes o' mine."

I would like to add to the SOP that Hubbub will carve a Glyph of the Open Road every 30-ish feet or so to track our route/progress. He has a magical, adamantine blade.

SOP == Standard Operating Procedure

Not to worry that what the front line is for. ;)

But seriously 7 INT is pretty scary.

ROFL!

Good ideas Oberon. I'm sure that Hubbub would agree to them, coming from an elf! :)

Hubbub is exactly as intelligent as Harrow. :D

Still lost in reverie, Hubbub doesn't notice when a Pathfinder messenger places his purchases into his handy haversack and takes money out of his coin purse.

The blissful dwarf barely registers Helgar's comment and responds: "What? Oh, yes. Prepared. I'm prepared to stay on an island full o' elves. Peace. Quiet. Perfection! mumble, mumble, mumble..."

Then, he blurts out another: "Praise Desna!"

:)

@GM, I have the Scoll-Savvy boon. I'd like to use it to get one scroll of Daybreak Arrow, please. In addition, I would like to purchase some antitoxin, antiplague, bloodblock, stillgut, and soul stimulant from the ship. Thank you! :)

Antitoxin (x2) 100 GP
Antiplague (x2) 100 GP
Bloodblock (x2) 50 GP
Stillgut (x2) 100 GP
Soul Stimulant (1) 300 GP

Total GP spent: 650 GP

@Players: I have the ability to grant one reroll at your regular bonuses +5. That's one time only per game. If you feel like it's a clutch moment, please feel free to ask to use it. :)

Have a great time, Qstor! :)

Hubbub notices the pensive look on Harrows face as the half-ling considers a year of eating salt.

"Aye," the dwarf muses as he continues to misread the situation, "he gets it."

"I hear you, dwarf. More elves would be helpful. In case we are stranded and become hungry. Heheheh,"

Int Check: 1d20 - 2 ⇒ (10) - 2 = 8

Not comprehending the intended meaning, the dwarf smiles broadly. "YES! That sounds, I say, that sounds ideal! never considered that a'fore... Bein' on an island full o' elves for a whole year..."

His voice trails off and his eyes take on a half-lidded, faraway glaze.
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Helgar smiles pleasantly at the Elf. Finally a real Elf. Perhaps the Dwarf will leave his scorpion alone.

Hubbub snaps out of his reverie as Oberon speaks. "Finally! This must be our team leader." And he listens attentively to the information proffered.

Randomly, amidst the incessant grumbling and mumbling, the dwarf blurts: "grumble Praise Desna! mumble, grumble, mumble"

The inquisitor pauses for a moment as Tom is introduced.

Int check: 1d20 - 2 ⇒ (4) - 2 = 2

Convinced that Tom is actually an elf in disguise, Hubbub's mood instantly lightens. "Well, please to meet you, Tom! I feel better about this mission already!!!"

"Well, alright! The more elven, the more better."

Good to see the elf, Uncle Hubbub again!

ROFL! :D