And Schism Spice is banned for NOT replying to a Bot Spanner.
The Power Dangers Movie
*Starring popular villain: Ivan Booze.*
Pulg actually appears in a few Power Rangers episodes (just Zeo and Turbo though).
Excuse me, Vidmaster7, but you're confusing Pudgy Pig with me. He only ate the weapons, I was the one who has the "stomach dimension". However, Superman would be a problem for me due to his heat vision.
You lot spend WAY too much time indoors! Put down those TV remotes and head outside, I'd like to join you but I'm allergic to the weather.
Which is when KahnyaGnorc also comes out to party, rocking the bling like no one's business.
Or*
My secretary needs to be fired. He's lousy at his job!
Yes, that's why I didn't talk about a pine tree, colourful balloons of a rubber duck.
You want some suspenders and a bra, Vidmaster7? Because if you do, I'm sure your wife has plenty in her closet (unless IHIYC is in there of course).
Quick! Onto a new topic, before this goes too far!
*Wonders what to talk about.*
How about... this pine tree? No, GoatToucher will pervert it somehow. What about these colourful balloons? Actually, probably best to forget that. So...how...about...
*Looks around, picks something up.*
This rubber duck?
*Thinks better of it, throws away the rubber duck and walks off.*
And fatmanspencer should not rule this city because the people want someone who's name contradicts their appearance.
Pulg, ADM, thank you for your responses. I shall make the thread posthaste! I'll place it in general discussion, look for Jurassic Bard, hope to hear your ideas! :-)
And I think GoatToucher has more or less scared EVERYONE away.
*Realises that GoatToucher has just posted.*
Oh, good grief!
*Sprays acid onto GoatToucher, self and everyone else to save us all.*
Normally, people hate persistence. But it should always be respected.
On another note, I'm trying to combine the fighting fantasy gamebooks with the pathfinder setting (yes I'm into unholy - non GoatToucher based - hybrids). Anybody think that they can help? I know I should be completely serious but I want to keep this thread going.
And now I'm annoyed by it, I can't find the snooze button!
The next poster violates their standards quicker than they can lower them.
Good grief, for one so old you certainly aren't giving up the ghost anytime soon are you?
My plant spores, if correctly inhaled, will boost the inhaler by six levels! Please note, this only works for elves and races with the elf subtype (anyone else tries it, they'll just be sick). Also, of an elf does correctly inhale the spores, they will be stalked by many a love struck Leshy for all eternity.
The next poster knows I'm telling the truth, because it has happened to them.
But I wear red shirts all the time (as red is my favourite colour) and nothing bad ever happens to me. Then again, when I was a sproutling, I did drink a bottle of 'liquid luck' on a dare to see if it was poisonous to plant creatures so maybe that helps. *Shrugs.*
I'll just try and bring this thread back to life now. After all, I think GoatToucher's post has left us stunned long enough.
Has GoatToucher just committed suicide?
No ice for me please, I hate the cold. I used to be unable to tolerate heat as well, but I've since adapted.
*Spews corrosive acid onto GoatToucher, giving him a nice relaxing shower before he dies.*
And it will happen to YOU!
Pulg is the cause of the dumpling paranoia that IHIYC has, thanks to the former (Pulg) stealing some plant spores from my batch of hallucination flowers.
Yeah, the TV show has currently been running the same amount of time that it would take Homer Simpson to complete a half a marathon.
No, instead just focus on the fact that you are still wearing the same hawaiian t-shirt and Bermuda shorts since you came back. ;-)
Well, I did, it's just that the cartoon in question is the sort of thing that would even make GoatToucher vomit in disgust (in essence, it is a Japanese hentai). I would say the cartoon's name, but I don't want to get in trouble.
The next poster has watched my cartoon and is it's biggest fan, but knows that the next poster after them also saw the cartoon and hated it.
An interesting theory, my friend. For all any of us know, it could go either way (however, it does look like Starfinder is set AFTER pathfinder) and you could even make your homebrews around the concept that you are theorising. :-)
Either way, it shouldn't stop you from making homebrews that revolve around dimorphism (indeed, you could create a group of vesk where the opposite is true, for example). I know that is something that I'm going to implement in my games.
*Spews highly corrosive acid onto AM GOLD which causes him to die screaming in unbelievable agony, thus saving everyone on this thread, however I have saved AM GOLD as well because normally GoatToucher is sent to deal with troublemakers.*
Left!
Which is what Vidmaster7 has just done! ;-)
And alas, An Immortal Lychee (and for some reason, Vidmaster7) were unexpectedly, tragically, horrifyingly shanked by some unknown individual not too long ago. I only know this, because a shifty looking person in long, dark cloak and hood ran by me causing me to look where he (?) came from and I saw the aftermath.
Question: if you can't look A way, then what way can you look?
IHIYC has a high squeaky voice... like urkel.
And he appears EVERY FRIDAY NIGHT... like urkel.
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Inventor of the glorious kissing apparatus.
The Game Hamster ignores closet dwelling ninja clowns because he feels that they are beneath him.
It is a list of everything, so you have to do a lot of marking off certain places and things.
Quick interjection: that's supposed to be, describe what life will be LIKE 'After Man'. While you're at it minions fire the guy who wrote my decrees.
My cerebral master, the troops and I have laid sage on the enemy stronghold. We managed to completely cover the front of it before the enemy begged us to stop (can't think why they were laughing though).
Minions! Describe what life will be ok 'After Man'.
No, young one, do or do not there is no try.
To which, KahnyaGnorc was more than happy to restart all of reality again.
I was just thinking that maybe to begin with, the shifter is somewhat of a novice with their powers but as they level up they get better at mastering their abilities (same basic deal as sorcerers really).
Sounds like an interesting concept, perhaps this could also have (at later levels) a special condition where you can emulate more than one animal (although the 'main' animal would have the best skills).
Run away from here, everyone! Once regular chickens are about, you can be assured that vampire chickens (in particular a mighty one named Grisabella) will soon follow!
Ah, I see. It is a very good point you made.
Vidmaster7, for my part, I was only joking because I used the same word Major Longears used.
GoatToucher, I forgot how profound and enlightening you were.
*Puts on army uniform that outranks a battery sergeant.*
ATTENTION! NOW YOU LOOK HERE SOLDIER, WE WILL NOT TOLERATE THAT FACKIN' LANGUAGE! YOU ARE HEREBY DEMOTED TO LANCE CORPORAL AND YOU WILL SPEND THE NEXT WEEK OR TWO STATIONED AT THE TROOP BARRACKS WHERE YOU WILL BE CHARGED WITH CLEANING THE TOILETS! NOW GET TO WORK SOLDIER, DISMISSED!
I think it is fair to say that he WAS, but now he is not so much. Until he posts again, of course.
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