The Death of Rats's page

I offhandedly mentioned to Babynerds 3.0 that I was considering throwing together a Redwall-inspired 5e campaign for giggles because I've been rereading them. Three of them immediately declared they'd be all in on that and helped assign a core race to the critters.

So...that's happening apparently.

<observes very carefully>

SQUEAK SQUEAKUM!*

*"Happy One Year Closer!"

Jake has been put to rest. His mind had started to go and these last few days he had been going downhill rapidly to the point he didnt really recognise where he was anymore with the added burden of therefor not recognising the waterbottle and most of his food.

Reast in peace in the big soft rat heaven where you can have pasta and sweet corn every day.

SQUEAK SQUEAKY SQUEAKUM*.

* "I'll personally make sure the bowl is always full."

My condolences to your loss. I hope his passing was as painless as possible, for both of you, and that a little Pratchett-brand levity brings a smile to your face.

<confused SQUEAK>

Hey! Someone left a small pile of free mice here. {wrestles with fear of potentially zombie mice vs easy free meal}

SQUEAK. <reaps souls, leaves bodies>

SQUEAK SQUEAKUM SQUEAK SQUEAK!

Translation: "Happy one year closer VE!".

Tacticslion wrote:

Why are my posts out of chronological orde?

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SQUEAK SQUEAKUM SQUEAK!*

Vanykrye wrote:

Avocados.

I don't care if it's an acoustic or an electric, I'm not down with spontaneous musical avocado performances.

SQUEAK!

gran rey de los mono wrote:

Vidmaster7 wrote:

That might make a good pathfinder encounter. Reaper cushion Cr 2

Maybe Drejk will stat it up.

What do we say to Death?

** spoiler omitted **

** spoiler omitted **

SQUEAK?

Limeylongears wrote:

lisamarlene wrote:

I think I killed my lawnmower.

What you want is a nice scythe.

Ask N.H. I should most emphatically not be trusted with a scythe.

SQUEAK.

Try to take over the world?

SQUEAK SQUEAK SQUEAKY SQUEAK SQUEAK. SQUEAK SQUEAL SQUEAK SQUEAK SQUEAKUM SQUEAK.

SQUEAK?

lisamarlene wrote:

So my mom is having surgery to remove cancer on her face in a few weeks and is freaking out.

To the point that she dug her old photo album out of the cupboard last night and went through it with my sister (she's usually "Why on earth would you want to look back?") and actually asked for help getting the house, yard, etc. ready for her to be out of commission until the end of June.
She didn't even ask me to come help when her husband died.
And she's asking to see her grandchildren.
Gee, wonder if she's suddenly worried about her mortality?
So I got a couple of days off at the end of the month and am taking the kids up.

I will roundhouse kick Death and force her to live forever!

SQUEAK*.

SAD SQUEAK. =(

Squeak.

SQUEAK.

... SQUEAK?

SQUEAK?

EDIT: Death is a very good dancer by the way. I on the other hand am a clumsy dancer and keep accidentally stepping on his foot. Sorry, death.

SQUEAK.

Bill the Gerbil wrote:

Squeak?

*nods*

Squeakity.

SQUEAK.

SQUEAK.

Very sad "ook."

SQUEAK. =( *comforting shoulder pat*

SQUEAK. =(

Arachnofiend wrote:

Mark Seifter wrote:

Blackvial wrote:

Mark Seifter wrote:

K177Y C47 wrote:

You do not preview the slayer... the slayer previews you..

:shiver:

maybe you should stop wearing that female raptor in heat scented cologne?

Oh I'm not afraid of those little scavengers. They just smelled the scent of blood, but when I'm at my full strength...Wait, is one of the raptors disabling my crossbow trap? Clever girl...

Unawakened animals can take the Rogue's niche confirmed confirmed

Final nail in the coffin...

SQUEAK.

SQUEAK.

SQUEAK?

SQUEAK.

SQUEAK! SQUEAK? SQUEAK.

Drejk wrote:

Morning.

scratches inside of his throat

Morning. And, be careful scratching the inside of your throat. The throat mice may get spooked.

*offers tiny scythe*

*nods solemnly and heads for the pantry*

*pulls scythe out of robe and waves*

SQUEAK.

SQUEAK.

I got to wheel out the ghost rat swarm for a playtest, because it turned out they were actually appropriate for the module I'm working on. Let's just say that they were pretty tough, and I'll be keeping them around.

SQUEAK.