The Ogre's Cave

[HULK-Puffin]

Behold the Ogre's Cave! Beware it's big green denizen, or you might end up in his stew pot! You'd better get to placating him!

[Teeming Peasantry]

Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooogre!
Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooogre!
Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooogre!

[Goblin King Grog]

It smells in here...

.

.

... what's in this pot?

[Galloping Glutton]

Zis is ze grue stue.

[What's that smell?!]

Big feet step in either a lot of messes, or one big mess. Bwah! *hack cough*

[Stink Foot]

I don't smell that bad.

[Spotty Carpet]

I do.

[English "Chef"]

Galloping Glutton wrote:

Zis is ze grue stue.

Guffaw! A rival!

[Spunky Leper]

Spotty Carpet wrote:

I do.

Gary! So nice of you to drop by.

ooc:

Pretty old reference to Gary Teter Day. That was taig's avatar for a while. He didn't even get the date right though.

[Vomit Guy]

You need some decorations....

.....BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRPH!!

[Pfizer Rep]

Antiemetic?

[Goblin King Grog]

Fishes a hand out of the stewpot and munches on it

[Cholesterol Dire Badger]

What stinks in here? It's this thread's fetid rotting corpse. <Eats thread.>

[0gre]

I prefer my threads at least three days dead before I eat them. The maggots add flavor.

[Studpuffin]

Protein too.

I still don't understand how you can eat their heads, they bite and gnash all the way down.

[0gre]

That's part of why they are more appealing 3 days dead. Someone keeps turning them into zombie threads before I can eat them though. They are more fun to eat when they wiggle like that but they tickle going down.

[Crimson Jester]

Mostly dead, but it didnt die............ahahahahaa