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29 posts. Alias of Cole Deschain.


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Assassin's Ombudsman wrote:
Given that you're *this close* to going into Special Measures, sunshine, your Removals are anything but Quality. C minus at best.

Sounds like someone's angling to star in a demo!


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The Worst Person Ever wrote:

And, if that fails...

WILL SMITH!

*smack*

You just made me increase my asking price to perform a Quality Removal. Pretty sure someone'll pay...


But if you're worried, I might know a guy, for the right fee...


I find these entities... Fascinating.


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*drops a Paladin thread and runs*


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I'm on it...


I know a tailor who owes me a favor...


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MORE RUNELORDS.
MORE MAYHEM.

IA! IA!


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Matthew Downie wrote:
If I kill a Linnorm in my adventures, but I'm too busy to run a kingdom, what do you think the black-market price of a Linnorm head would be?

Whatever they got, plus a cushy retirement home on a fjord.


Adam Daigle wrote:
We'll be revealing the Adventure Path following War for the Crown on Friday August 18th sometime between 4pm and 5pm Eastern time at GenCon. Stay tuned!

Huh. Blood sacrifices to the Great Flumph DO work...


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Elim Garak is my personal role model. <3


Y'know, I can drown those 'Wampis on the cheap.


Perelir of the Winter Council wrote:

raises eyebrow

There's more methods of payment than mere money, my dear.

Yes, and none of them cover my rent! I expect to get PAID for my ability to murder things in their sleep!


Rysky wrote:
Temple of Calistria. Problem solved.

Their services aren't free.

"Scumbag for hire," not "scumbag who hires other people."


Rysky wrote:
Sorin Kell, Scumbag For Hire wrote:
Rysky wrote:
Sorin Kell, Scumbag For Hire wrote:
I'm always partial to the ol' "wait until it goes to sleep, then slit its throat" approach, myself...
Thats sounds like work.
With my face, it's easier than seduction.
Aww c'mon now, don't be so hard on yourself.

Just sayin'. "Wait, sneak, cut," is a lot less work than "speak, get shot down, try again, get shot down..."


Rysky wrote:
Sorin Kell, Scumbag For Hire wrote:
I'm always partial to the ol' "wait until it goes to sleep, then slit its throat" approach, myself...
Thats sounds like work.

With my face, it's easier than seduction.


Rysky wrote:
Perelir of the Winter Council wrote:
Master Pugwampi wrote:
Rysky wrote:
Did they try seducing it?
Is that always your default strategy?
There are other strategies?
What she said.

I'm always partial to the ol' "wait until it goes to sleep, then slit its throat" approach, myself...


Not my problem.


...

Mug somebody. Obviously.


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Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
Is there anything we can do to spur development on a Southern Garund gazetteer, or even just a couple Southern Garund cities in a Distant Shores, Vol. II?

And we mean anything.


Mikko Kallio wrote:
Samy wrote:
Even though I don't know you I think I'm duty bound to congratulate a fellow Finn, so congratulations. :)
Much appreciated! :) Now I'll just have to Finnish writing the adventure. :D

That was physically painful. Teach me, o Master.


... If you can get the subject to the point where you can apply multiple tattoos, why not just cut their throat and dump them down a well or something?

(This is why I remain a Scumbag For Hire, I suppose. No style.)


Everything has its price...

What's the going rate for a well-baited cat trap hereabouts?


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James Jacobs wrote:
Starfinder is NOT the secret project I was talking about in Hell's Rebels—that project is already announced: the Curse of the Crimson Throne hardcover.

Which is just proof that human sacrifice works! Er... I mean, glad to see all the feedback had an impact...


Yes. And once you give us... three names, we can put this ridiculous business behind us.


Nothin' says Abby ain't gonna end up face-down in a canal as part of "Continuing the Campaign," but this has always been booked as a "crush the rebellion" AP. You wanna carve off an empire of your own? Evil up Hell's Rebels.


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Time to fertilize my posies...


I do.


Just remember kids, crime doesn't pay unless you have a PLAN.