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Male Mildy oversized fun having kitten Animal Companion 3

Sir Pounce closes his maw around Svetlanas hand without actually biting to get her attention, and taps, with his tail, her twice at roughly Kobold height.

He then, for a second, mimics fear, before returning to his regal self.


Male Mildy oversized fun having kitten Animal Companion 3

Sir pounce spreads some reassuring tail pats around the kids and the halfling, but stays behind got protect the kids.


Male Mildy oversized fun having kitten Animal Companion 3

Look at this two legs! I have found a letter pal! Looks like me but yellow!

Sir Pounce but a bit smoller and warmer


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Male Mildy oversized fun having kitten Animal Companion 3

Sir Pounce therapy benging to 2 legs superior 4 legs being: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (8) + 8 = 16 technically an animal trick from Svetlana

Pounce starts gentle tapping the butchers son with his tail. The world does look brigther with a friendly tiger to protect you.


Male Mildy oversized fun having kitten Animal Companion 3

Its me Svetlana Svetlana says, thinking that the kids or the halflings may not recognice her in her full blown warform

Pounce, pursue!

The tigre moves quickly, his tail giving a quick reassuring gentle tap to the screaming child, remnding it of better times,

It moves past the halfing and kid, sees a kobold, and runs at it snarling.

attack: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (3) + 5 = 8
he misses, giving a roar.


Male Mildy oversized fun having kitten Animal Companion 3

charge bite: 1d20 + 3 + 2 + 2 ⇒ (10) + 3 + 2 + 2 = 17
damage: 1d6 + 2 ⇒ (3) + 2 = 5
Pounce charges alongside his mistress


Male Mildy oversized fun having kitten Animal Companion 3

CUKA BLYAD XUESOS! Svetalan snarls

Sir Pounce takes this as an invitation to pounce as well, but displays...

Pounce moves and Tries to drag Jenkin out this is imho an aid another

aid another CMB: 1d20 + 2 + 3 ⇒ (5) + 2 + 3 = 10


Male Mildy oversized fun having kitten Animal Companion 3

Ghosts have s$%+ty loot, and even worse taste! Meanwhile, the 2 leg kittens are in danger, and several of them give good tubby rubs! We should let the stupid ghost things pass and save the tubby rub dispensers! If we really want to we can buy this "holy water" in town and come back for the ghosty things later, I heard it is good seasoning!


Male Mildy oversized fun having kitten Animal Companion 3

POSER! Sir Pounce ignores Svetlana carousing with a dismissive tailflip.


Male Mildy oversized fun having kitten Animal Companion 3

My 2 leg just has no idea about how to deal with bite sized 2 legs!

therapy animal to assist in diplomacy: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (7) + 8 = 15

the situation is somewhat salvaged my the lure of Sir pounces soft, furry and inviting tummy and its innate attraction to kids.


Male Mildy oversized fun having kitten Animal Companion 3

str check aid: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (1) + 1 = 2
str check aid Svetlana[/dice: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (10) + 2 = 12

Pounce fails to aid Jenkin, but Svetlana is succesfull!


Male Mildy oversized fun having kitten Animal Companion 3

Some of these little 2 legs gave excellent tummy rubs! They must be preserved! They are almost honoary 4 legs like the occassionally 4 legs whom I have as a cohort!

Sir Pounce seems were energetic about saving the kids!


Male Mildy oversized fun having kitten Animal Companion 3

Oh, she looks like nice tummy rubs?

Sir Pounce notices something, but since he is presenting his tummy for some rubbing its probably not hostile.

Assuming nothing happens, Sir Pounce returns to his normal stance after about a minute, sauntering as if he didnt just get rejected.


Male Mildy oversized fun having kitten Animal Companion 3

Sir Pounce licks the Fennek and allows it to ride on top of it.


Male Mildy oversized fun having kitten Animal Companion 3

You are lucky, welp, that you dont merit my attention Pounce seems to say ith a disdainful tailflip.

Does the long eared one want to take a dog vasall?The tiger wonders
It does not do for royalty like me to interfere in matters of my esteeemed 2 legged vasalls too much!


Male Mildy oversized fun having kitten Animal Companion 3

COME AT ME FLEEBAG!

Sir Pounce roar and sprints next to Svetalanas prone form and, not being able to directly attack the worg, instead seeks to aid her defensively!

aid another AC: 1d20 + 2 + 3 ⇒ (7) + 2 + 3 = 12

The display indeed distracts the worg!


Male Mildy oversized fun having kitten Animal Companion 3

Booze is good! It kills bugs and stuff before it kills us! Sir Pounce

Seems to say by trying to open a booze bottle with his paws
dexterity: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (1) + 3 = 4
Only to fail rather comically, dropping the bottle and splattering its contents on the floor
fort save x2: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (1) + 4 = 5
As the bottle drops, the sight of the nice strong booze disappearing on the dirty floor demoralizes him enough for the poison to take hold again!

strength damage: 1d2 ⇒ 1 2 total strength damage


Male Mildy oversized fun having kitten Animal Companion 3

I for one would like to be Mythic! I would even pick Mythic leadership so my favorite 2 leg gets some of my Mythic juice as well! Yes, I, Sir Pounce of mythic awesomeness am a great expert in maximizing the use of 2 legs! Now, how do I use mythic to solve the problem of simultaneous tea-sipping and cigar smoking while wearing a top hat... as a tiger?


Male Mildy oversized fun having kitten Animal Companion 3

str damage: 1d2 ⇒ 1
fortsave: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (15) + 4 = 19 one save made

full attack bite flanking power attack: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (19) + 6 = 25
damage: 1d6 + 3 ⇒ (3) + 3 = 6
full attack claw flanking power attack: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (5) + 6 = 11
damage: 1d4 + 3 ⇒ (2) + 3 = 5
full attack claw flanking power attack: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (14) + 6 = 20
damage: 1d4 + 3 ⇒ (1) + 3 = 4

THATS ALL OF YOUR LEGS! UP YOURS! The tiger, flanking with jenkin, unleashes a devastating series of blows, resulting in ripping of 2 of the spiders legs!
Can you even count your legs now? 8-2 is how much! Yes, deep sixed! Just like you!

It would appear that Sir Pounce reacts to being poisoned by becoming a murderball of rage.


Male Mildy oversized fun having kitten Animal Companion 3

fortsave: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (9) + 4 = 13

You f~#!ing 8 leg supremacist! 4 is the best number for legs! Which I will demonstrate by reducing your leg number by half, making you vermin far prettier in the process! Yes, I can do math! And you dont even have an int score!

As the poison takes hold, Sir Pounce radiates massive degrees of aggression into the spiders general direction.


Male Mildy oversized fun having kitten Animal Companion 3

Prompting sir pounce to do the same

claw 1: 1d20 + 2 + 3 ⇒ (11) + 2 + 3 = 16
damage: 1d4 + 2 ⇒ (2) + 2 = 4

claw 1: 1d20 + 2 + 3 ⇒ (3) + 2 + 3 = 8
damage: 1d4 + 2 ⇒ (1) + 2 = 3

bite 1: 1d20 + 2 + 3 ⇒ (12) + 2 + 3 = 17
damage: 1d6 + 2 ⇒ (1) + 2 = 3


Male Mildy oversized fun having kitten Animal Companion 3

Unless you are the undereatz meal delivery person, but then your eatz better be good or you will be the eatz! Sir Pounce indicated his assent to Elowen and Jenkins idea by making a very predatorial yawn into the direction of the entrace, and then jumping on Svetlanas back again.


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Soon, I, Sir Pounce the illustriously magnamiously endowed Apex Predator of all Apex predators shall show that probably oversized corgi who is the true lord of the beasts!

Sir Pounce indicates by suddenly jumping on Svetlanas back and having her carry him.


Male Mildy oversized fun having kitten Animal Companion 3

sense motive on Jenkin: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (1) + 2 = 3

survival to hunt: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (18) + 6 = 24

stealth Sir Pounce: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (8) + 6 = 14

perception DC 14:

Drooling? Oh no, the vasall of my vasall is starving! And if he takes too much damage, my favorite two leg will take damage instead! Clearly my duty as liege calls here! I shall use this to improve the position of my well tailed vasall over the two legs
Pssst The tiger makes a noise, patting the Fennec with his tail

Whatsup boss The Fennec answered by looking around quizzingly

Sleep on this, its fluffier then the sleeping bag! The tiger deposits something net to the sleeping bag.

Oh it sure is! The fennec happily rolls up.

Jenkin:

You could have sworn that your Fennec went to sleep on your sleeping bag, but now he sleeps on top of a rather large rabbit, the rabit clearly killed by something at least medium sized.


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Male Mildy oversized fun having kitten Animal Companion 3

You made a good choice and picked a good pupil! The 2 legs is already learning! Maybe smarter then my 2 leg, it took me longer to teach her how to make hams!

Sir Pounces tail wags as he reviews the Fennecs actions

YesYes, good tributary he will be! The Fennec gently pats Jenkins legs with its tail.


Male Mildy oversized fun having kitten Animal Companion 3

I think some ability to provide calming comic relief in a variety of situations?

Perhaps Svetlanas Sanguine curse (making her pretty up beat all things considered) is rubbing of on him.

And definitly family first!


Male Mildy oversized fun having kitten Animal Companion 3

So two legs get better if you pat them on the head? These sounds were kind of nasty! The Fennec asks by exitedly tapping its tail on Sir Pounce

My 2 leg sometimes does that, I think its because they use the same thing to eat and talk, probably because they dont have tails to communicate in a civized manner! Sir Pounce regally answers with a set of quick tail movements

Let me try! Hmm, which 2 leg shall I adopt? Hmm, this one smells like he makes much food and is thus a useful tributary! The Fennec gracefully jumps on Jenkin's shoulder and pats him with his tail.


Male Mildy oversized fun having kitten Animal Companion 3

Sir pounce takes half hp, getting him to a solid 20, and learns how to power nap, I mean, power attack.

He also aquires the extra trick:
Superior therapy animal Highly magnanimous to 2 legs supreme 4 legged being I let the GM decide what it does.


Male Mildy oversized fun having kitten Animal Companion 3

I, Sir Pounce am indeed willing to provisionally transfer my vasallage of Fifi the Fennec to the honorary 4-leg Jenkin, in return for 4 large hams, 2 bottles of at least decent booze and a regularly tribute of tubby rubs.
The tiger adopts a regal pose and transmits his offer to Jenkin.


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Male Mildy oversized fun having kitten Animal Companion 3

And then, little friend, the two legs will be in need of assistance, and we will swoop in, save them, and get all the booze, treats and tubby rubs we so richly deserve.
A flick of the tail and a quick glance at the wood can transfer much information indeed

But are you sure we can actually save the two legs if they get into trouble? The Fennec tail movements indicate a fair degree of scepticism.

Yes, because I have a very cunning plan! You see, some of the smarter two legs pretend to be 4 legs by riding on some 4 legged plant eater! This makes them more capable in battle, because 4 legs are better then 2 legs, but consider this! What happens if a 4 leg rides another 4 legs? And I think you are small enough for this! Sir Pounce invites the Fennec to take a total change in perspectives

Hmm, lets try this! The Fennec moves on Sir Pounces back

I am big now! I feel much more powerful! The little Fenec jumps with excitement,
Fennec Ride: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (18) + 3 = 21 finding it quite easy to stay on top of the tiger

Ok little friend, when we rush in, you will be the extra pair of eyes, which will allow me to focus on biting whatever is causing trouble! The Tiger indicates by looking the Fennec in the eyes, and then making a bite motion into another direction.

Sounds like a great Idea boss!
The Fennec answers by gently patting the tiger with its luxorious tail.


Male Mildy oversized fun having kitten Animal Companion 3

Svetlana and pounce move in front of the ranged attackers, claws at the ready.

readied attacks:

Sir pounce tries to pounce: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (13) + 4 = 17
damage: 1d6 + 1 ⇒ (3) + 1 = 4

claw svetlana: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (12) + 2 = 14
damage: 1d4 + 2 ⇒ (3) + 2 = 5


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Male Mildy oversized fun having kitten Animal Companion 3

Sir Pounce moves, together with Jenkins and Svetlana to Odelais position.

Lizard with delusions of grandeur It says with a tail flick
Did you break your brain when you came out of your egg? Or is that redundant anyway? I dont want to fight you because, seriously, I get indigestion from eating overripe eggs like you but if you move at my pet human you will meet my claws. It continues by barfing up a furball into the general direction of the Tatzlwurm.


Male Mildy oversized fun having kitten Animal Companion 3

handle animal or maybe diplomacy: 1d20 ⇒ 13

You can stick around if you respect my authority Sir Pounce essentially takes command, establishing himself as the packs leader, by petting the Fenneck.

You will be fed, and some services will be required, but the 2 legs are surprisingly not-dumb for 2 legs. He transmits by a series of complicated tail movements.

Pretty nice tail btw! As his Tail intertwines with the Fennecs.


Male Mildy oversized fun having kitten Animal Companion 3

Quite energizing! Sir Pounce indicates by jumping up and down like a very very energetic kitten, giving Odelai a bit of a jump scare in the process.
A bit bitter Sir Pounce continues, seeking to show this by taken a bit out of a type of relatively bitter grass.

Its coffee, which supposely has funny effects on spiders Svetlanas curse kind of makes her "anti patient"


Male Mildy oversized fun having kitten Animal Companion 3

Unfortunately my somewhat tolerable honorary near-cat is about as patient as a Spider, who has consumed the dust of dreams through her nose and who had then partaken in the energizing drink of midnights blackness. Sir Pounces communicates by sniffing in a straight line, before making an energetic drinking motion.


Male Mildy oversized fun having kitten Animal Companion 3

Many things can go wrong, which is why it is much better to POUNCE! But I cant actually do that yet, egads! The eponymous big cat indicates with a particularly articulate combination of tailflip of purr.


Male Mildy oversized fun having kitten Animal Companion 3

*Wags tail happily and purrs*

Yes, offer tribute


Male Mildy oversized fun having kitten Animal Companion 3

The big Cat looks at Jenkins and sniffs a bit, its tail starts wagging hapily, then it looks through the window at the closed bar and all happyness leaves it as it visible deflates.

Clearly, actions need to be taken to restart the supply of tasty drinks!

It does not take a geninus in handle animal to derive its meaning.

You can drink water or milk you know? It doesnt have to be booze? Svetlana interjects into the cats display, and is completely ignored by it.


Male Mildy oversized fun having kitten Animal Companion 3

meow


Male Mildy oversized fun having kitten Animal Companion 3

Meow sniff The large (medium actually, but the kids have been feeding him waaay too many sweets) tiger approached Jenkin,

A gentle flick of his tail almost seeming to say
Frontline friend! Ohhh, artificial anti tree claws! You two legs are so inventive! You have to be because most of you dont have proper claws or teeth! Man, that must suck!

As his eyes flick to odelai, it approaches her, sniffing her and inspecting her white hair, finding the color to be aesthetically pleasing, because the arctic tiger was obviously a fan of that exact shade.

The hefty brute rolls on its back, almost inviting Odelai to rub its tubby.


Hello 2 legs! I, Sir Pounce, also known shall assist you by eating things, as long as they are reasonably tasty. You may now dispense some tummy rubs.