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Robot, or SHARK?!?!?!?

PEW PEW - Padraig and Rosebud continue firing shot after shot at the devil.

Composite Bow, IC, GH: 1d20 + 9 + 2 + 2 ⇒ (15) + 9 + 2 + 2 = 281d4 + 1 + 2 ⇒ (3) + 1 + 2 = 6
Composite Bow, IC, GH: 1d20 + 4 + 2 + 2 ⇒ (8) + 4 + 2 + 2 = 161d4 + 1 + 2 ⇒ (4) + 1 + 2 = 7

Blackwood Longbow, IC, GH: 1d20 + 19 + 2 ⇒ (12) + 19 + 2 = 331d4 + 3 + 2 ⇒ (3) + 3 + 2 = 8


Robot, or SHARK?!?!?!?

Padraig and Rosebud fire a volley of arrows up at the erinyes devil.

Composite Bow, IC, GH: 1d20 + 9 + 2 + 2 ⇒ (1) + 9 + 2 + 2 = 141d4 + 1 + 2 ⇒ (1) + 1 + 2 = 4
Composite Bow, IC, GH: 1d20 + 4 + 2 + 2 ⇒ (20) + 4 + 2 + 2 = 281d4 + 1 + 2 ⇒ (2) + 1 + 2 = 5
Crit?: 1d20 + 4 + 2 + 2 ⇒ (17) + 4 + 2 + 2 = 251d4 + 1 + 2 ⇒ (4) + 1 + 2 = 7

Blackwood Longbow, IC, GH: 1d20 + 19 + 2 ⇒ (9) + 19 + 2 = 301d4 + 3 + 2 ⇒ (2) + 3 + 2 = 7


Robot, or SHARK?!?!?!?

Since we're mid-combat, let's continue this fight with the party as-is.

Pádraig casts Good Hope, bolstering the party's luck, then takes out his shortbow.

Blackwood Longbow: 1d20 + 19 ⇒ (3) + 19 = 221d4 + 3 ⇒ (2) + 3 = 5
Rosebud looses an arrow up at the erinyes devil, watching it sail over the walls and into the courtyard below.


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Rosebud passes by the room, getting a glimpse at the winged creature.

Kn. Planes DC 23: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (7) + 9 = 16

"No idea what she is, besides evil." She readies her bow, just in case.

Pádraig begins singing an inspiring tune of the defeat of the Keep's Commander, staying out of reach for now.

Inspire Courage: +2 competence bonus to attack/damage rolls and +2 morale bonus to saves vs fear and charm effects.


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Botting Uesugi

Will Save to approach: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (20) + 4 = 24
katana 1st strike '1hand'+p.a+NL+charge: 1d20 + 15 - 2 - 4 + 2 ⇒ (9) + 15 - 2 - 4 + 2 = 20
If hit=True Cornugan Strike (demoralize): 1d20 + 12 ⇒ (6) + 12 = 18
damage: 1d8 + 4 + 4 ⇒ (4) + 4 + 4 = 12
Uesugi merely shuts his eyes as he charges through the repulsion spell, nodding at D. on his way through. .. Yet he finds he's less accurate by using his weapon backwards, and misses the mutant.


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Gallix leaps up and swings his fists at the phantom. "Bring it on, ghost!"

Flurry AdCestus: 1d20 + 13 ⇒ (12) + 13 = 25 Damage, Outslug; Shock: 1d8 + 6 + 2 ⇒ (2) + 6 + 2 = 101d6 ⇒ 2
Flurry MCestus: 1d20 + 13 ⇒ (5) + 13 = 18 Damage, Outslug: 1d8 + 6 + 2 ⇒ (1) + 6 + 2 = 9
Flurry AdCestus: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (7) + 8 = 15 Damage, Outslug; Shock: 1d8 + 6 + 2 ⇒ (8) + 6 + 2 = 161d6 ⇒ 3
Flurry MCestus: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (10) + 8 = 18 Damage, Outslug: 1d8 + 6 + 2 ⇒ (5) + 6 + 2 = 13


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As Gallix is enveloped in fog, he peers down into the courtyard. "Well, guys, I prefer to let my fists do the talking, but I've gotta try this bow at some point!" With a wink, the barbarian dashes along the ramparts, aiming his composite longbow at the undead peeking out of the fog "Check this out!"

Composite Longbow vs blue, Haste: 1d20 + 11 + 1 ⇒ (5) + 11 + 1 = 171d8 + 4 ⇒ (2) + 4 = 6
Composite Longbow vs blue, Haste: 1d20 + 11 + 1 ⇒ (3) + 11 + 1 = 151d8 + 4 ⇒ (1) + 4 = 5

After firing, Gallix releases one hand from his bow - just in case.


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Just a heads up that I intend on botting PCs for this special, so stick to the 24 hour rule or endure the mechanical consequences :)

SPlooooshhhh


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Cup floats above the trees and hollers down at Gallix.
"Great job with the dragon, now let's knock that Chieftain out!"

She uses her boots to fly above the trees, hovering just over Gallix while continuing to sing.


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Cup hastes Sirettis, Gallix, Longjing, and Uesugi!

With more time on her hands, she shouts across the trees at the dryad in the language of the fey.

“चलो एक दूसरे की मदद करो!”

Sylvan:

"Let's help each other!"


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I know Tylur's handler in real life, and he's tied up with something this week, I will bot him this round to get us moving.

Tylur smiles at Skarn's brutal attack, and similarly steps ahead to swing his spiked chain at the tentacled beast.

Stab with spiked chain+combat expertise: 1d20 + 5 - 1 ⇒ (16) + 5 - 1 = 20
damage: 2d4 + 4 ⇒ (1, 3) + 4 = 8


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Uesugi heeds Gallix's advice, and stands with him at the far end of the museum hall, readying his blade. "Barbarian, let us stand prepared with fists and blade ready to cut down even the most sturdy of foes."

katana 1st strike '2hand'+p.a+ic: 1d20 + 13 - 2 + 2 ⇒ (4) + 13 - 2 + 2 = 17
If hit=True Cornugan Strike (demoralize): 1d20 + 11 ⇒ (13) + 11 = 24
damage: 1d8 + 5 + 6 + 2 ⇒ (2) + 5 + 6 + 2 = 15


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Uesugi nods firmly at Sirettis. "Spirit you have mended my wounds, now let us focus on taking down this beast! Kyaaaah!"

He charges ahead, blade held high...

katana 1st strike '2hand'+p.a+i.c.+a.a+charge: 1d20 + 13 - 2 + 4 + 2 ⇒ (10) + 13 - 2 + 4 + 2 = 27
If hit=True Cornugan Strike (demoralize): 1d20 + 11 ⇒ (11) + 11 = 22
damage: 1d8 + 5 + 6 + 2 ⇒ (2) + 5 + 6 + 2 = 15

katana 2nd strike '2hand'+p.a+i.c+charge: 1d20 + 8 - 2 + 2 ⇒ (10) + 8 - 2 + 2 = 18
If hit=True Cornugan Strike (demoralize): 1d20 + 11 ⇒ (19) + 11 = 30
damage: 1d8 + 5 + 6 + 2 ⇒ (8) + 5 + 6 + 2 = 21


Robot, or SHARK?!?!?!?

Cup finds a token with the Glyph of the Open Road just next to the fallen owlbear. "Hey! I've seen one of these before, it's an Aid Token! Maybe I can impart some of my planar knowledge into it and pass it over to another group of Pathfinders who might be worse off than us!"

Kn (Planes): 1d20 + 23 ⇒ (12) + 23 = 35

Cup attaches Earth, Wind, Water, Fire: With Your Powers Combined pocket edition to the token, and throws it into a portal with the name GM Dennis signed on it.

"There we go. Now where was I..."

She begins to sing again just as she had done many times before.
Inspire Courage +2/+2


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Will save, Uesugi, GH: 1d20 + 3 + 2 ⇒ (1) + 3 + 2 = 6
Sirettis, want to target Uesugi with Calm Emotions instead of someone else?


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Victor pulls out his hand crossbow and aims for the devilish fiend. "Your stories can wait, you're interrupting our surveillance!"

Hand crossbow, Into melee: 1d20 + 5 - 4 ⇒ (10) + 5 - 4 = 111d4 ⇒ 3

*Sploosh*


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Mr. Peppers' ears perk up when Cup activates the arcane radio. He concentrates and answers back.

"An alarm spell? Shouldn't be any trouble at all to dispel, anything beats looking at these boring, nonmagical flowers."


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SYSTEMS ONLINE... ACTIVATING NERGI-BOT

Nergi leaps up and swings her blade across the larger elemental's face!
Mwk Rapier: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (17) + 10 = 271d4 + 3 ⇒ (4) + 3 = 7

The blade is on the mark, and carves off some of the creature's extraplanar shape.

DEACTIVATING.. SPLOOSH


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BZZT.. CRUNCH.. ACTIVATING UESUGI BOT

Fort Save: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (12) + 7 = 19
Uesugi resists the soul-sucking touch! "Oni your attacks cannot penetrate my soul. You will fail soon and be purged from this place."

Uesugi's blade blurs across the maze, so fast that it nearly melds with the ethereal walls themselves. He slices directly for the ghostly creature's snout.

katana 1st strike '2hand'+p.a: 1d20 + 11 - 2 ⇒ (20) + 11 - 2 = 29
If hit=True Cornugan Strike (demoralize): 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (14) + 9 = 23
Crit: 1d20 + 11 - 2 + 2 ⇒ (3) + 11 - 2 + 2 = 14
damage: 1d8 + 5 + 6 ⇒ (8) + 5 + 6 = 19
Crit damage: 1d8 + 5 + 6 ⇒ (8) + 5 + 6 = 19

katana 2nd strike '2hand'+p.a: 1d20 + 6 - 2 ⇒ (19) + 6 - 2 = 23
If hit=True Cornugan Strike (demoralize): 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (3) + 9 = 12
Crit: 1d20 + 11 - 2 + 2 ⇒ (8) + 11 - 2 + 2 = 19
damage: 1d8 + 5 + 6 ⇒ (1) + 5 + 6 = 12
Crit damage: 1d8 + 5 + 6 ⇒ (4) + 5 + 6 = 15

ERROR.. CRITICAL HITS DENIED.. DEACTIVATING. SPLOOSH


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Fort Save: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (8) + 7 = 15
"N-Nooo...." Ed Earl screams as .. something horrible happens!


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Fort Save, Renee: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (14) + 9 = 23
Renee goes defensive and picks up his bow.
Total Defense and retrieve bow, five foot step.


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ZZZT.. OUTPUTTING UESUGI'S DETAILS

Player: Karmic Knight
Character: Uesugi Hideyoshi
Pathfinder Society Number: 58328-4
Faction: Sovereign Court
Slow Track or Normal: Normal

Starting XP: 15
Initial Prestige: 24
Initial Fame: 24
Prestige Spent on this Chronicle: 0
Starting Gold: 3294
Day Job Roll: Craft (painting): 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (9) + 7 = 16
Gold Spent on this Chronicle: Not really sure but I don't think he spent anything

SPLOOSH


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RAWwwRRRghh

Gallix thinks he threw a punch that missed, but he didn't really, so he throws one again. "Listen, I'll have you know I've fought and killed dozens of things scarier than you back in the pits of Jalmeray!"

MCestus, charge, mutagen, heroism: 1d20 + 2 + 2 + 2 ⇒ (18) + 2 + 2 + 2 = 24
Damage, mutagen: 1d6 + 6 + 2 + 2 ⇒ (6) + 6 + 2 + 2 = 16

*SPLOOSH*


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RawwwrrGHHHH

Zira springs into action and lobs a fluffy snowball at the shadow.
RTA: 1d20 + 3 + 2 ⇒ (8) + 3 + 2 = 13
Dmg: 5d6 ⇒ (5, 2, 1, 3, 6) = 17
Fort DC 19 or be staggered for 1 round. Hope I didn't screw that up.


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RAAAWWWRGHHH

Mort leaps ahead with his greatsword over his head and chops for the blue mask!

Greatsword, power attack, bless: 1d20 + 5 + 1 - 1 ⇒ (14) + 5 + 1 - 1 = 192d6 + 6 + 3 ⇒ (4, 1) + 6 + 3 = 14

SPLOOOSH


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Blaster fires a shot from his musket at the statue.

Musket: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (11) + 5 = 161d12 ⇒ 3

The shot shatters off a very small chunk of stone, and most of the damage seems resisted by its body.