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Female Goblin Fighter 4 perception +8 init +3 AC 20/14/17 HP 37/38 f/r/w +6/+4/+2

Reta holds up a, now rancid plate with bug guts stuck to it. The insect carcasses shape to form: PFS 27116 - 1
Reta BB is the name.

Thank you very much for running these. You did a wonderful job.

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Female Goblin Fighter 4 perception +8 init +3 AC 20/14/17 HP 37/38 f/r/w +6/+4/+2

Reta continues to wail on the effigy with her dogslicer, aiming for the joints that connect larger sections of the living trophy.
attack!: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (16) + 9 = 251d4 + 3 ⇒ (2) + 3 = 5

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Female Goblin Fighter 4 perception +8 init +3 AC 20/14/17 HP 37/38 f/r/w +6/+4/+2

Reta curses her goblin dog before she dives back in to combat herself "Useless pile of bones!" She screams, bringing her dogslicer down as hard as she can muster. attack: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (6) + 9 = 151d4 + 3 ⇒ (4) + 3 = 7

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Female Goblin Fighter 4 perception +8 init +3 AC 20/14/17 HP 37/38 f/r/w +6/+4/+2

As the firework comes flying at Reta, she begins to move out of the way, but she is a hair's breadth too slow, and takes the full damage from the oncoming attack.
reflex: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (10) + 4 = 14

On her turn, Reta tries a change of tactics. She puckers her lips and lets out a shrill whistle, pointing to the effigy of Vorka. "Sick'em!" Reta calls, hoping that the goblin-dog she has been riding will show more bravery in this fight.
handle animal for the attack command?: 1d20 - 2 ⇒ (10) - 2 = 8

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Female Goblin Fighter 4 perception +8 init +3 AC 20/14/17 HP 37/38 f/r/w +6/+4/+2

Reta sees that her arrows are too small to do any damage. She instead switches to her dogslicer and prepares to go into melee once again. Reta drops her bow and draws her weapon as part of a powerful charge against the foul living statue.
Charge attack: 1d20 + 11 ⇒ (7) + 11 = 181d4 + 3 ⇒ (1) + 3 = 4
AC is at 20 (+2 for shield of faith, -2 for charging)

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Female Goblin Fighter 4 perception +8 init +3 AC 20/14/17 HP 37/38 f/r/w +6/+4/+2

Reta fires a flaming arrow at the effigy of Vorka, hoping that it burns, unlike the plant they fought earlier. "You go bye-bye forever!"
flaming arrow attack: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (8) + 10 = 181d4 + 1d6 ⇒ (1) + (3) = 4

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Female Goblin Fighter 4 perception +8 init +3 AC 20/14/17 HP 37/38 f/r/w +6/+4/+2

Reta recoils at the sight before her. A female goblin was trying to overtake her position of power. Reta would not stand for it. She takes out her bow and prepares to attack anything that threatens her, or her group.

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Female Goblin Fighter 4 perception +8 init +3 AC 20/14/17 HP 37/38 f/r/w +6/+4/+2

Reta smiles her usual shark-mouthed smile at Goog. Poog AND Goog good healy goblins. Reta likes them.

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Female Goblin Fighter 4 perception +8 init +3 AC 20/14/17 HP 37/38 f/r/w +6/+4/+2

Reta hobbles back to her mount and directs it lazily back in the direction of the village. Once she is certain it is on the right path, Reta checks out, half-asleep on the saddle.

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Female Goblin Fighter 4 perception +8 init +3 AC 20/14/17 HP 37/38 f/r/w +6/+4/+2

Reta looks over the loot. She turns it away "Nothing right for Reta. Me want a pretty ring!" With that, Reta goes back to chopping up and eating her assassin-vine salad.

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Female Goblin Fighter 4 perception +8 init +3 AC 20/14/17 HP 37/38 f/r/w +6/+4/+2

Reta continues to lick her wounds. "Poog is a good helper. Reta will sleep good too." Once the plant is destroyed, Reta recovers her dogslicer and continues to chop the remnants into a finely chopped salad.

"Someone else go up" Reta says, once the rest of the group has decided upon the silo. "Me will protect with arrows."

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Female Goblin Fighter 4 perception +8 init +3 AC 20/14/17 HP 37/38 f/r/w +6/+4/+2

Reta regains her senses and continues the assault on the vines, this time more cautiously. She fires an arrow at the plant while slowly backing away from the threat.
rapid, point blank arrows into melee: 1d20 + 9 - 2 + 1 - 4 ⇒ (10) + 9 - 2 + 1 - 4 = 141d4 + 1 ⇒ (3) + 1 = 4
rapid, point blank arrows into melee: 1d20 + 9 - 2 + 1 - 4 ⇒ (8) + 9 - 2 + 1 - 4 = 121d4 + 1 ⇒ (4) + 1 = 5

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Female Goblin Fighter 4 perception +8 init +3 AC 20/14/17 HP 37/38 f/r/w +6/+4/+2

Reta comes back to consciousness with Poog's continued help. She looks around, confused. "Why Reta so sleepy?" She asks to Poog, standing up and drawing her bow.

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Female Goblin Fighter 4 perception +8 init +3 AC 20/14/17 HP 37/38 f/r/w +6/+4/+2

With Poog's healing, Reta remains unconscious, but her bleeding has stopped. She seems oddly peaceful.
Sitting at -6, I believe.

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Female Goblin Fighter 4 perception +8 init +3 AC 20/14/17 HP 37/38 f/r/w +6/+4/+2

Stabilization: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (10) + 2 = 12

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Female Goblin Fighter 4 perception +8 init +3 AC 20/14/17 HP 37/38 f/r/w +6/+4/+2

Reta's limp body is now prone, her gears and clothing wrapped around her uncomfortably twisted from her attempt to find safety. Reta sees a tunnel leading to a light...

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Female Goblin Fighter 4 perception +8 init +3 AC 20/14/17 HP 37/38 f/r/w +6/+4/+2

Reta wouldn't know that, so I'll go through the effort of rolling away, but I imagine I'll provoke upon standing.

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Female Goblin Fighter 4 perception +8 init +3 AC 20/14/17 HP 37/38 f/r/w +6/+4/+2

A normal acrobatics check should allow me to move out of a threatened square, and it says explicitly in the rules text that I can do it from prone by increasing the DC

From d20pfsrd - skills - acrobatics: "In addition, you can move through a threatened square without provoking an attack of opportunity from an enemy by using Acrobatics...You can use Acrobatics in this way while prone, but doing so requires a full-round action to move 5 feet, and the DC is increased by 5. "

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Female Goblin Fighter 4 perception +8 init +3 AC 20/14/17 HP 37/38 f/r/w +6/+4/+2

Reta's quick lapse from consciousness has changed her mindset. She rolls away from the plant and then stands up to run. acrobatics to avoid an AoO?: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (19) + 2 = 21

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Female Goblin Fighter 4 perception +8 init +3 AC 20/14/17 HP 37/38 f/r/w +6/+4/+2

your math is both correct, and terrifying
Reta's high-octane thrashing against the vine becomes suddenly still as she falls limp, dropping her dogslicer to the ground. As her body is squeezed and twisted, air escapes her mouth like a sigh.

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Female Goblin Fighter 4 perception +8 init +3 AC 20/14/17 HP 37/38 f/r/w +6/+4/+2

Reta hears the song of the flying creature, but she does not listen. She is too enthralled in her current fight.
Will Save: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (20) + 2 = 22

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Female Goblin Fighter 4 perception +8 init +3 AC 20/14/17 HP 37/38 f/r/w +6/+4/+2

Reta continues to violently cut down the vines until there is nothing left but mulch. dogslicer: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (1) + 9 = 101d4 + 3 ⇒ (2) + 3 = 5

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Female Goblin Fighter 4 perception +8 init +3 AC 20/14/17 HP 37/38 f/r/w +6/+4/+2

That's very counter-intuitive to me. I think of the things that kill plants, and my first thought is: fire.

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Female Goblin Fighter 4 perception +8 init +3 AC 20/14/17 HP 37/38 f/r/w +6/+4/+2

" Oww! Vine hit me!" Reta calls to her comrades. "Vine not a good guard! Bites Goblins too! Kill it!" Reta says, instantly changing her mind about recruiting the vine to be a sentry for the goblins.

Reta swings her dogslicer angrily at the living vine.
attack!: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (17) + 9 = 261d4 + 3 ⇒ (4) + 3 = 7

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Female Goblin Fighter 4 perception +8 init +3 AC 20/14/17 HP 37/38 f/r/w +6/+4/+2

Oops, sorry.
Reta will move up to the tree with her sword at the ready, prepared to attack if she is assaulted by the vines.

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Female Goblin Fighter 4 perception +8 init +3 AC 20/14/17 HP 37/38 f/r/w +6/+4/+2

" New Defense for Goblin Lands!" Reta calls out. "Pin the vines here and let trespassers get stuck!"

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Female Goblin Fighter 4 perception +8 init +3 AC 20/14/17 HP 37/38 f/r/w +6/+4/+2

Reta looks up at the tree as she passes. perception: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (17) + 8 = 25
She also notices the new vines, but doesn't bother mentioning it a third time out loud. She does keep her alert high and begins looking for an explanation.
perception: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (18) + 8 = 26

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Female Goblin Fighter 4 perception +8 init +3 AC 20/14/17 HP 37/38 f/r/w +6/+4/+2

Reta yawns and approaches Pinky. "You have big mouth and you like to lie. Reta bored now. Can we go?"
She lofts her dogslicer high and prepares to decapitate the human if no one in her group objects.

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Female Goblin Fighter 4 perception +8 init +3 AC 20/14/17 HP 37/38 f/r/w +6/+4/+2

Reta continues to listen in on the conversation, but she doesn't say anything. She just continues to clean and idly play with her sword as she waits for the talky goblins to finish.

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Female Goblin Fighter 4 perception +8 init +3 AC 20/14/17 HP 37/38 f/r/w +6/+4/+2

"One human got away." Reta points out. "Do you think it was scared enough?"

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Female Goblin Fighter 4 perception +8 init +3 AC 20/14/17 HP 37/38 f/r/w +6/+4/+2

perception: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (11) + 8 = 19
Reta is satisfied that she has won and dismounts her goblin dog. She begins searching around the campsite for anything of value. perception: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (4) + 8 = 12
"Those bandits dumb to come here. This our place!" Reta says triumphantly.

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Female Goblin Fighter 4 perception +8 init +3 AC 20/14/17 HP 37/38 f/r/w +6/+4/+2

Seeing the last dog dropped, Reta feels a sense of satisfaction, like an itch in her mind had just been scratched. Reta drops her bow and takes out her own dogslicer before spurring her mount forward toward the last standing human. Reta begins chanting her song quietly as she advance, her eyes growing increasingly wide and wild.

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Female Goblin Fighter 4 perception +8 init +3 AC 20/14/17 HP 37/38 f/r/w +6/+4/+2

Reta looks to take out the third dog in three shots. She relaxes her muscles as she draws out yet another animal-bane arrow. She levels it at the dog that just attacked Goog and releases her arrow. ride: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (5) + 10 = 15 point blank attack into melee: 1d20 + 9 + 3 - 4 + 1 ⇒ (1) + 9 + 3 - 4 + 1 = 101d4 + 1 + 2d6 + 1 ⇒ (4) + 1 + (5, 5) + 1 = 16

EDIT1: Alas, Reta misses her shot, unable to turn quickly enough in her saddle to get a proper shot.

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Female Goblin Fighter 4 perception +8 init +3 AC 20/14/17 HP 37/38 f/r/w +6/+4/+2

Reta doesn't pause as she loads up her next animal bane arrow and takes aim at the dog directly in front of her. She steadies her mount before releasing the arrow. ride: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (17) + 10 = 27
attack orange dog: 1d20 + 9 + 3 ⇒ (3) + 9 + 3 = 151d4 + 2d6 + 1 ⇒ (4) + (6, 5) + 1 = 16

"That's neat." Reta says finally in response to Poog. "Why should Reta care?"

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Female Goblin Fighter 4 perception +8 init +3 AC 20/14/17 HP 37/38 f/r/w +6/+4/+2

I'd rather have them come to me while I rain down arrows on them. That's why I didn't move.

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Female Goblin Fighter 4 perception +8 init +3 AC 20/14/17 HP 37/38 f/r/w +6/+4/+2

Reta allows her mount to howl and bark as it likes, well aware that stealth has been lost. When able, Reta will load and fire an animal bane arrow at one of the dogs. "Smelly muts!" She shrieks at them.
ride: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (2) + 10 = 12
attack: 1d20 + 9 + 3 ⇒ (11) + 9 + 3 = 231d4 + 2d6 + 1 ⇒ (2) + (2, 6) + 1 = 11

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Female Goblin Fighter 4 perception +8 init +3 AC 20/14/17 HP 37/38 f/r/w +6/+4/+2

Reta tries her best to bring in her dog quietly, but she is very rough with him, and the goblin dog whimpers as he goes, rather than being quiet.
handle animal: 1d20 - 2 ⇒ (8) - 2 = 6

Reta herself is quiet on the back of her dog, but it makes little difference. stealth: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (2) + 10 = 12

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Female Goblin Fighter 4 perception +8 init +3 AC 20/14/17 HP 37/38 f/r/w +6/+4/+2

Nothing more than what I have listed.

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Female Goblin Fighter 4 perception +8 init +3 AC 20/14/17 HP 37/38 f/r/w +6/+4/+2

Reta quietly nods at the rest of the group's suggestions, then smiles her enormous devilish smile and begins ululating her voice, with her sword held high. "Bring us the goblin dogs, we shall ride into battle!" Reta shouts to her followers.

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Female Goblin Fighter 4 perception +8 init +3 AC 20/14/17 HP 37/38 f/r/w +6/+4/+2

Reta asks Poog to look at the stone given to her as a prize. "Why is rock?" She asks quizzically.

When the boars come into the clearing, Reta quickly dons her armor again, sensing danger may not be far behind.

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Female Goblin Fighter 4 perception +8 init +3 AC 20/14/17 HP 37/38 f/r/w +6/+4/+2

Reta makes no objections when Poog casts his spell on the goblin holding the vulture. After all, the advantage would apply to everyone.
Reta takes aim at the vulture and begins launching a flurry of rocks at it.
point-blank rock: 1d20 + 9 - 8 ⇒ (14) + 9 - 8 = 151d3 + 2 ⇒ (3) + 2 = 5
Dillibi: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (16) + 2 = 18
point-blank rock: 1d20 + 9 - 8 ⇒ (7) + 9 - 8 = 81d3 + 2 ⇒ (3) + 2 = 5
Dillibi: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (7) + 2 = 9
point-blank rock: 1d20 + 9 - 8 ⇒ (13) + 9 - 8 = 141d3 + 2 ⇒ (3) + 2 = 5
Dillibi: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (2) + 2 = 4
point-blank rock: 1d20 + 9 - 8 ⇒ (17) + 9 - 8 = 181d3 + 2 ⇒ (3) + 2 = 5
Dillibi: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (9) + 2 = 11
point-blank rock: 1d20 + 9 - 8 ⇒ (13) + 9 - 8 = 141d3 + 2 ⇒ (3) + 2 = 5
Dillibi: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (4) + 2 = 6
point-blank rock: 1d20 + 9 - 8 ⇒ (15) + 9 - 8 = 161d3 + 2 ⇒ (2) + 2 = 4
Dillibi: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (7) + 2 = 9

Reta hits on all except her second throw. How many times are we permitted to throw?

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Female Goblin Fighter 4 perception +8 init +3 AC 20/14/17 HP 37/38 f/r/w +6/+4/+2

Reta takes the candle and then looks at her targets. "Easy peasy, lemon squeezy." She says. Reta's confidence has quickly returned after her loss in the last game.

First attack, at a horse: 1d20 + 9 - 6 ⇒ (3) + 9 - 6 = 6
Second attack, at another horse: 1d20 + 9 - 6 ⇒ (8) + 9 - 6 = 11
Third attack, at the ogre: 1d20 + 9 - 6 ⇒ (1) + 9 - 6 = 4
Final attack, at the ogre: 1d20 + 9 - 6 ⇒ (4) + 9 - 6 = 7

Reta seems more distracted by the pretty lights than even a goblin should be, after hitting one of the horse effigies, She stares at the flames so long that the next shot goes off at her feet. Reta throws the candle itself for the last shot, and still manages to miss her mark.

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Female Goblin Fighter 4 perception +8 init +3 AC 20/14/17 HP 37/38 f/r/w +6/+4/+2

Reta grins devilishly at the obstacle course presented before her. "Me and Throne will finish first!" She says, selecting her mount. Reta drops her heavy breastplate before beginning, so that she will have full maneuverability. no armor penalty
Reta starts by leading her dog up toward the mud pit and giving it a kick start to jump. ride: 1d20 + 13 - 5 ⇒ (8) + 13 - 5 = 16 one move action
Next, her dog continues forward up the ridge, using the momentum from his leap to boost him forward while Reta holds on easily. ride: 1d20 + 13 - 5 ⇒ (4) + 13 - 5 = 12 one full round of movement
At the top of the ridge, Reta gleefully lets go of the reins and grabs her trusty dogslicer to cut the squash in half, splitting it vertically as she takes a huge underhand swing. ride: 1d20 + 13 - 5 ⇒ (2) + 13 - 5 = 10 attack: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (17) + 9 = 261d4 + 3 ⇒ (2) + 3 = 5 one move action, one standard action
Feeling a sense of victory, Reta flies down the hillock and leaps over the brambles with her mount. ride down: 1d20 + 13 - 5 ⇒ (19) + 13 - 5 = 27ride jump: 1d20 + 13 - 5 ⇒ (6) + 13 - 5 = 14 two move actions
...but she celebrated a bit too soon. Reta falls off her goblin dog at the last possible moment, landing in bushes. fall damage: 1d4 ⇒ 4
Reta gets back up on her mount quickly and attempts the jump again. ride down: 1d20 + 13 - 5 ⇒ (11) + 13 - 5 = 19ride jump: 1d20 + 13 - 5 ⇒ (1) + 13 - 5 = 9 two move actions to mount, two to re-attempt
...twice fall damage: 1d4 ⇒ 1
ride down: 1d20 + 13 - 5 ⇒ (14) + 13 - 5 = 22ride jump: 1d20 + 13 - 5 ⇒ (13) + 13 - 5 = 21 two move actions to mount, two to re-attempt

Reta is upset at her choking at the finish-line after an otherwise flawless run. She berates her dog severely before regaining calm.

total of: 12 move actions, 1 standard action, 1 full-round action

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Female Goblin Fighter 4 perception +8 init +3 AC 20/14/17 HP 37/38 f/r/w +6/+4/+2

"Truffles here!... And tell me I'm pretty!" Reta snarls at one of her subordinate goblins.

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Female Goblin Fighter 4 perception +8 init +3 AC 20/14/17 HP 37/38 f/r/w +6/+4/+2

Character updated with the Level 4 Pregen.

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Female Goblin Fighter 4 perception +8 init +3 AC 20/14/17 HP 37/38 f/r/w +6/+4/+2

I am not heartbroken about Gameday either, I'm just enjoying the storytelling.

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Female Goblin Fighter 4 perception +8 init +3 AC 20/14/17 HP 37/38 f/r/w +6/+4/+2

Reta's hunger for blood is not sated for long as she begin circling the house the other direction looking for the boar.

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Female Goblin Fighter 4 perception +8 init +3 AC 20/14/17 HP 37/38 f/r/w +6/+4/+2

assuming I have a shot from my position...
Reta lines up her arrow against the dog, her hatred for the creature and all of it's kin infusing into her projectile. Reta releases her arrow on the dog, hoping to run it through.
animal bane arrow and Reta's special ability: 1d20 + 8 + 3 + 1 ⇒ (18) + 8 + 3 + 1 = 301d4 + 1 + 2d6 + 2 ⇒ (3) + 1 + (1, 4) + 2 = 11

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Female Goblin Fighter 4 perception +8 init +3 AC 20/14/17 HP 37/38 f/r/w +6/+4/+2

Reta begins rushing around the house to get a line of sight to the creature making the barking sound. Moved icon

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Female Goblin Fighter 4 perception +8 init +3 AC 20/14/17 HP 37/38 f/r/w +6/+4/+2

Reta breathes in deeply and releases tension from her body. " Me feel much better. Poog is a good healer." She then sniffs the air and listens to the sounds of the dog in the area. "Reta hates dogs!" She cries, scanning the horizon for movement as she knocks another animal bane arrow.
perception: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (18) + 10 = 28

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