Queen Va'ardalia Silvanos's page

Reya, you have spend too much time posing as me.

But without pets, who will praise me?

Oh, please! I would never sully my skin like that!!

Waiting for the second part of my story. It's good to have a bard to tell the story of this bard (me).

First, I am proud. You should know that I wouldn’t allow you to look at one of my friends instead of looking at me.

Second, I might not be the most talented sorceress in the world, but I can still get overconfident idiots like you to do what I want.
And last and most important: I am no longer a servant, I am a noble lady, because of my own deeds, not yours. I will only have to thank you for one thing, and that’s for making me a happily single noble lady

That is one of my most beautiful monologues, isn't it?

So, the other players can't get a single turn because I am great?

Moral Standard: Truest victory is stirring the hearts of your people.

A plumber? Yes, my captain! We have brought Super Mario. Just keep him away form mushrooms and all will be well!

Minions! Build me a statue!

GOLEM-QUEEN VA'ARDALIA SYLVANOS LOVES MUSIC. GOLEM-QUEEN DESTROYS EVERYTHING WHILE SHE TRIES TO DANCE. PUNY PEOPLE THINKS SHE HATES MUSIC.

THE NEXT POSTER WILL DANCE WITH GOLEM-QUEEN VA'ARDALIA SYLVANOS.

GRANTED. NOW I AM A GOLEM.

I WISH FOR A HEART.

Granted! your wording is not so clunky. It's even clunkier!

I wish someone casts "From Stone to Flesh" on me. The next poster... has forgotten me!

You could watch it and discover that I am still here, transmuted into a statue. Help!

The next poster knows how to solve my little pidgeon problem.

Pulg should not rule this city because he keeps coughing up hairballs.

Granted! You are now a really artistic statue.

I wish for a statue of myself... that is not me polymorphed!

And your queen... ehm... judge condemns you to repay your terrible crime by building a statue of Her Gracious Majesty Queen Va'Ardalia Silvanos, First of Her Name, Speaker of the Sun and Stars and Saviour of the Whole World.

The next poster explains why that will work as restitution for his crime.

And then that humble pawn, by virtue of his many deeds, became a wise and beloved queen. And she remade the world, fixing everything that was wrong and many, many statues were made conmemorating her. And even though she finally died, she become truly inmortal in the hearts of her people. End.

The next poster doesn't like happy endings.

Strong mind.

I can' be silent and tell everybody how excelent I am... with my friends, of course!

Moral standard: Boasting is the response of pride to success.

...And then each generation is dumber than the last. Extinction is coming!

Moral standard: Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live.

1/10 Too many eyes. Some things are best kept secret.

Summer Witch

7/10 Don't cry! I'll fix it all.

Ki Softmind

Trial of the Century