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Poog takes his club and tries to hit the bride's knee, but obviously hits only pieces of cake.
Poog continues to run after the piglet, but realizes that the longshanks attacked his comrades and returns. He touches the bride while he passes.
Poog dashes past the piglet, trying to catch it. He jumps through the hole in the wedding cake, eager to get a hold on to the piglet's tail.
Poog tries to talk to the piglet. "Hello friend, you want a new home? We have lots of mud and smelly food!"
"Maybe the barn holds somehing useful?"
"My head hurts, skin burns. Does she have something to drink? Ale maybe?"
Snapping out of a daydream Poog only heard burn her cart and that's what he does. After burning the woman and the donkey. "I will do her weak. Then we burn cart and do donkey BBQ."
Before leaving the cave Poog casts a spell on Mogmurch.
"Somebody hurt? Want healing of Zarongel?"
Poog swings his club once more. "Follow your friend stupid creature!"
Pook takes his chance and tries to hit the fleeing cat.
"Who told you to bite? Evil beasts! Shoo! Shoo!"
Poog jumps forward and swings his club at one of the cats.
"Stubid hair beast, stand still!"
"What you did?! You cursed the spirit!" Poog shouts and jumps back to draw his club.
When nothing happens Poog follows Reta into the cave. Inside he sees the goblin girl standing around like nothing happened he says "Go away, you are bad." to Reta and picks his toad. "Mine is biggest and fattest, it will work." the golbin says and presents his toad. "This is Dogfinder, the mightiest toad in this swamp. Me promises to take care of him as long he lives."
Poog awakes with a terrible headache. "Ouch, what happened? All I remember was goblin with strange bowl on head."
A small puddle of blood collects next to Poog's head.
You see a big bump growing on Poog's head.
Poog snores.
Poog goes down and kisses the earth.
"You be stupid, stupid!" Poog answers. "Never I will hand my toad to you, took me almost a day to catch it! It's my pet and its has the biggest warts! His name is Flotsh." Poog stands on his toe tips to look bigger.
"Hey, I got the bestest toad in the pond! You too dumb to see! Looks, it has more warts than yous!" After realizing that the dogslicer is attached to something Poog is very interested in the unholy symbol. "Looks at this, this looks likes mine. Without teeth marks. I'll keeps this." Poog picks up a dead mole and sniffs at it. "Good stink. You thinks wet stinky moles are good for eating later?"
"Oh, look what I found. A stick with a sharp end."
"I'm no baby, me is looking for the biggest one! Takes some time, freak!" Poog justifies his lack of profession.
Poog starts to cry, like a baby...
Soon he thinks he's cursed...
"Shut up, or I knock you out and take your toad!" Poog shouts back. Angrily he makes another attempt.
and another
Poog tries to approach one of the toads stealthily.
On his to tips he tries not to fall into the water and finally leaps onto the toad but the toad jumps away and he drops face down into the mud.
Poog is unsure what to do and where to go in the village. He's walking around to look for something to play with.
Poog looks at the three handfuls of dirt in his pocket, shrugs and starts to dig with his face. Once his mouth is full of dirt he uses his tongue to find a worm and finally detects a naked, wriggling thing inside. Although he's very hungry he tries to spit the worm into his hand.
Also Poog steps up and picks a stone from the fire.
He tinks for a second and tries to speak with the hot stone in his mouth.
And he spits the stone into the mud.
Poog continues to snore and moan.
Poog finishes his half-eaten banana and while his classmates do their tricks he collects some wooden sticks from which he builds a simple trap. He puts the banana skin in front of the trap, moves back, takes a running start and tries to surf the banana skin into the wooden sticks. The sticks hurt poor Poog.
Unfortunately he rides the banana skin the wrong direction, drops into the mud and hits his head on a rock instead.
Poog makes a second attempt, but takes a running start without the stupid banana skin and leaps into the stick trap.
"Stupid sticks, damn banana, all cursted!" he shouts angrily and makes tiny fists with his hands. He thinks for a minute and then picks up a poisonous toad, licks it and waits for the dizziness to come. He climbs up to a post and tries to stay up as long as possible but finally drops to the ground where he falls unconscious.
Poog rubs the spider bite. "Stupid spidey, kill you later!"
"Go away! Lets me try!" Poog shouts and shoves Ugly Chuffy away. The young adept moves up to the spider and tries to wrestle down the smallest spider. The spider somehow kicks Poog to the ground. The young goblin gets up fast and tries to grab the hairy beast again.
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I already have two other games running, I'll bow out.
Poog is not sure if it was ok to wipe out a whole family, but he is still happy having survived. We got them! Now we are real chiftains and subchieftains!
For me it's again 123480-1 (Elenial Windwalker). Thanks for running the game!
Let's do it like Reta says! Poog takes one of the gourds.
Poog is not sure if he can hit Gruffy behind the wall, so he comes closer and waits for the others.
Poog takes out his wand of sound boom and moves to the other side of Pa.
Enough for Poog, this useless fire, he grabs his javelin and throws it at Pa.
Poog shoots his last firebolt at Pa.
Poog throws a firebolt at Guffy.
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